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2014-03-08 08:29:00 PM
Me too.
 
2014-03-08 08:29:59 PM
 
2014-03-08 08:30:29 PM
Sounds fine with me too.
 
2014-03-08 08:30:39 PM
Trying to come up with a Canadian libertarian joke.

Got nothing.
 
2014-03-08 08:30:44 PM
That's the kind of small government I can get behind.
 
2014-03-08 08:31:17 PM
Me too.
 
2014-03-08 08:31:57 PM
Now that's just silly. Marijuana plants don't have guns. And even if they did, why would they need protecting?
 
2014-03-08 08:32:14 PM

BMFPitt: Trying to come up with a Canadian libertarian joke.

Got nothing.


People are nice enough in Canada that libertarianism might actually work.
 
2014-03-08 08:33:34 PM
What's G.O.B. Bluth doing there?
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-08 08:34:06 PM
[okaywiththis]
 
2014-03-08 08:34:10 PM
if he's a libertarian he also wants tax and environmental law that is only good for oligarchs, so you won't have any money to buy weed anyways.
 
2014-03-08 08:35:14 PM

Foxxinnia: People are nice enough in Canada that libertarianism might actually work.


You should see the ambulatory fecal homunculi running our government right now. You might change your mind.
 
2014-03-08 08:37:50 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-08 08:38:02 PM
I want stuff too subby
 
2014-03-08 08:39:22 PM
 
2014-03-08 08:39:52 PM
Will I still be able to fit my "government" in her vagina, if you know what I mean?

/penis
 
2014-03-08 08:41:22 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-08 08:42:28 PM
I'm not seeing the downside.
 
2014-03-08 08:42:40 PM
www.freakingnews.com

Murrica. Proud.
 
2014-03-08 08:43:56 PM
If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?
 
2014-03-08 08:46:36 PM
Don't we all?
 
2014-03-08 08:46:47 PM
I have no problem with that platform.  The lower taxes could be a problem.
 
2014-03-08 08:50:28 PM

Old Man Winter: If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?


Nobody ever swiped your stash, legal or not?
 
2014-03-08 08:54:33 PM

TheOther: Old Man Winter: If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?

Nobody ever swiped your stash, legal or not?


if they legalize growing then you'd probably want to do it indoors since they would likely limit you to a few plants. it would also protect it from natural predators like rodents and deer etc. plus you'd have longer light cycles and higher production per plant per cycle.
 
2014-03-08 09:01:04 PM

brownribbon: violentsalvation: Me too.

 
2014-03-08 09:02:08 PM

Hobodeluxe: TheOther: Old Man Winter: If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?

Nobody ever swiped your stash, legal or not?

if they legalize growing then you'd probably want to do it indoors since they would likely limit you to a few plants. it would also protect it from natural predators like rodents and deer etc. plus you'd have longer light cycles and higher production per plant per cycle.


you'd do greenhouses, big huge greenhouses and only use lights for clones and mothers, that would bring your electricity costs way down. I  guess though ideally you'd have both going some big indoor operation for year round and then huge greenhouses for the traditional season.
 
2014-03-08 09:02:24 PM

TheOther: Old Man Winter: If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?

Nobody ever swiped your stash, legal or not?


But I thought the point of his platform meant no laws and regulations would eliminate crime.
 
2014-03-08 09:02:33 PM
Not sure but sounds like someone trying to Troll.
 
2014-03-08 09:04:04 PM
I concur with the headline.
 
2014-03-08 09:06:06 PM
Works for me. The Bible does say if you're going to lay with another man you should be stoned.
 
2014-03-08 09:06:38 PM
The American Dream
 
2014-03-08 09:07:12 PM
We already do.
 
2014-03-08 09:07:41 PM

brownribbon: violentsalvation: Me too.


Me three.
 
2014-03-08 09:07:59 PM
After Canadians shoot a psychotic, drug crazed, dog raping, serial killing axe murderer in their boudoir at 3am, do they apologize to him?
 
2014-03-08 09:08:37 PM

stuffy: Not sure but sounds like someone trying to Troll.


It's certainly has the trifecta of hot-button issues going for it. Maybe he needs to spice it up a bit.

"I want gay married couples to be able to protect their immigrant-cultivated pot with guns while having an abortion."
 
2014-03-08 09:11:26 PM

fusillade762: stuffy: Not sure but sounds like someone trying to Troll.

It's certainly has the trifecta of hot-button issues going for it. Maybe he needs to spice it up a bit.

"I want gay married couples to be able to protect their immigrant-cultivated pot with guns while having an abortion."


I would think the best part about being gay is that you'd never need to worry about abortions, or any form of birth control.
 
2014-03-08 09:18:08 PM

ginkor: After Canadians shoot a psychotic, drug crazed, dog raping, serial killing axe murderer in their boudoir at 3am, do they apologize to him?


What kind of question is that?

Of course. Unless they're Newfies.
 
2014-03-08 09:23:40 PM

Headso: Hobodeluxe: TheOther: Old Man Winter: If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?

Nobody ever swiped your stash, legal or not?

if they legalize growing then you'd probably want to do it indoors since they would likely limit you to a few plants. it would also protect it from natural predators like rodents and deer etc. plus you'd have longer light cycles and higher production per plant per cycle.

you'd do greenhouses, big huge greenhouses and only use lights for clones and mothers, that would bring your electricity costs way down. I  guess though ideally you'd have both going some big indoor operation for year round and then huge greenhouses for the traditional season.


depends on how many plants they'd let you have. 3-6 I'd do in an outbuilding. use led lights. low elec consumption and not dependent on weather or day/light cycles of canada. consistency is key for good production. have 2 rooms half the plants on veg/ half on flower stage. harvest every 8 weeks or so once you're in rotation.
 
2014-03-08 09:27:38 PM
okay
 
2014-03-08 09:28:52 PM
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-03-08 09:30:01 PM
Based upon the headline I'd vote for you.
 
2014-03-08 09:31:58 PM

MountainClimber:


Not many lefties call for the total banishment of guns. In fact, very few do.
 
2014-03-08 09:35:10 PM

Old Man Winter: If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?


Beer and cigarettes are as well but people break into convenience stores to steal those.
 
Rat
2014-03-08 09:35:35 PM
img.fark.net

I even heard Glock is coming out with a javelin pistol to help
Lamar with his limp-wristed throwing shooting style.

© and I'm ok with that
 
2014-03-08 09:37:25 PM

doglover: ginkor: After Canadians shoot a psychotic, drug crazed, dog raping, serial killing axe murderer in their boudoir at 3am, do they apologize to him?

What kind of question is that?

Of course. Unless they're Newfies.


The dog, or the Canadian?
 
2014-03-08 09:40:32 PM

Headso: Hobodeluxe: TheOther: Old Man Winter: If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?

Nobody ever swiped your stash, legal or not?

if they legalize growing then you'd probably want to do it indoors since they would likely limit you to a few plants. it would also protect it from natural predators like rodents and deer etc. plus you'd have longer light cycles and higher production per plant per cycle.

you'd do greenhouses, big huge greenhouses and only use lights for clones and mothers, that would bring your electricity costs way down. I  guess though ideally you'd have both going some big indoor operation for year round and then huge greenhouses for the traditional season.


Unpossible. I was assured in a previous marijuana thread that trying to grow weed is so incredibly difficult and time-consuming, no one would ever raise their own if they could just legally buy it from the pros.

/of course, it's possible the stoner I was talking to was just a really lazy bastard.
 
2014-03-08 09:42:43 PM

Foxxinnia: BMFPitt: Trying to come up with a Canadian libertarian joke.

Got nothing.

People are nice enough in Canada that libertarianism might actually work.


If Harper is an example of nice Conservative Canadians I'm afraid you'll be disappointed. Someone who white knights Robber Barons is still a quivering warthog sphincter even if he has a nice smile
 
2014-03-08 09:43:43 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com

Welcome to America?

/Working on the pot thing.
/and the Gay Marriage thing.
/Even the conservatives are coming around.
 
2014-03-08 09:48:04 PM
They call it "weed" because it grows like one.  Even the good stuff.

Throw some seeds on a good growing spot and stand the hell back has been my experience.

If you can grow tomatoes you can grow marijuana.
 
2014-03-08 09:49:25 PM

EdgeRunner: Headso: Hobodeluxe: TheOther: Old Man Winter: If the weed is legal why do they need to protect it?

Nobody ever swiped your stash, legal or not?

if they legalize growing then you'd probably want to do it indoors since they would likely limit you to a few plants. it would also protect it from natural predators like rodents and deer etc. plus you'd have longer light cycles and higher production per plant per cycle.

you'd do greenhouses, big huge greenhouses and only use lights for clones and mothers, that would bring your electricity costs way down. I  guess though ideally you'd have both going some big indoor operation for year round and then huge greenhouses for the traditional season.

Unpossible. I was assured in a previous marijuana thread that trying to grow weed is so incredibly difficult and time-consuming, no one would ever raise their own if they could just legally buy it from the pros.

/of course, it's possible the stoner I was talking to was just a really lazy bastard.


Well indoor hydroponics takes a bit of work and cost but is the same as if you want hydro tomatoes year round. So much easier to grow outside (no I would do that in the States), also the venting and shielding for a large scale thing isn't easy to do right, but growing some house plants in south facing windows with interesting foliage and beautiful flowers that's that's easy except for the legal issues.
 
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