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(New York Daily News)   Man wearing only a thong waltzes into store, tries to steal Batman costume   (nydailynews.com) divider line 30
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2014-03-08 08:26:29 PM  
i715.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-08 09:44:32 PM  
What kind of thong and dance is that supposed to be?

/goddamned batman
 
2014-03-08 10:28:28 PM  
Dad?
 
2014-03-08 10:33:34 PM  
I'm Buttman.
 
2014-03-08 10:34:22 PM  

Donnchadha: [i715.photobucket.com image 288x330]


If this pic wasn't in the first five comments... I would've gotten very upset
 
2014-03-08 11:33:58 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-08 11:44:29 PM  
That sort of caper really calls for a foxtrot, or maybe a tango.  Certainly NOT a waltz.
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2014-03-08 11:45:14 PM  
Michael Keaton sure has let himself go.

©
 
2014-03-08 11:45:14 PM  
Seems like a cover up.
 
2014-03-08 11:52:12 PM  
Over in goddamned one.
 
2014-03-08 11:52:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-08 11:56:59 PM  
I wonder why he wanted a a bat suit. He couldn't have been Batman, because he was robbin'.
 
2014-03-09 12:01:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 420x635]


At least he's not a free market capitalist like Supes is.

www.superdickery.com

Supes is an asshole.
 
2014-03-09 12:19:42 AM  

hardinparamedic: FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 420x635]

At least he's not a free market capitalist like Supes is.



Supes is an asshole.


So supes is a Randite teabagger?
 
2014-03-09 12:23:35 AM  
so he was

Robin the place?
 
2014-03-09 12:31:53 AM  

Donnchadha: [i715.photobucket.com image 288x330]


Came for that. Leaving happy...
 
2014-03-09 12:33:46 AM  
He's the hero New York deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
 
2014-03-09 12:34:53 AM  
What costume SHOULD he have gone for? Green Lantern? The Phantom Stranger? PlasticMan? Caspar, the Friendly Ghost? Wendy?
 
2014-03-09 12:35:47 AM  
Australia. I meant Australia, darn it!
 
2014-03-09 12:39:26 AM  
Well..finally a reason not to visit Australia that doesn't involve everything wanting to kill you.
 
2014-03-09 12:42:41 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-09 12:43:30 AM  
I know we told Drew to take up new hobbies, but that's a little extreme...
 
2014-03-09 01:16:31 AM  
Was he with the devil in the pale moonlight?
 
2014-03-09 01:42:22 AM  
If he asks if you wanna see the Batcave, say no.
 
2014-03-09 04:26:20 AM  
Holy banana hammock!
 
2014-03-09 05:47:54 AM  
Worst. Robbery. Ever.
 
2014-03-09 06:16:03 AM  
Sh*t. I think this might have been me. Everything after that last Jagerbomb is kind of a blur, and there's an unexplained Batsuit in my closet.

My bad.
 
2014-03-09 12:44:09 PM  

vudukungfu: so he was

Robin the place?

Came to use the exact same joke..
 
2014-03-09 01:44:59 PM  
This might be why.

i.imgur.com

/it's always 3:32am somewhere
 
2014-03-09 08:54:01 PM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net

Not a thong but he paid in plastic.
 
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