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(NYPost)   With Election Day tomorrow, Kim Jong Un tries to woo undecided voters by hanging out with a bunch of sexy North Korean fly girls   (nypost.com) divider line 86
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2014-03-08 05:05:37 PM
He's polling surprisingly poorly against the other opponent on the ballot, You And Your Entire Family Bring Worked To Death In A Labor Camp.
 
2014-03-08 05:10:52 PM
Best Korea pilots wear the same gear as in 1940
 
2014-03-08 05:20:07 PM
Citizens of NK are terrified of their government to the point where they can just drop these charades and still maintain power.
 
2014-03-08 05:25:59 PM
Came for the North Korean Fly Girls, found Fat Fat Ignorant Dictator and Women in Flight Suits. GIS for "North Korean Fly Girls" was no help.
 
2014-03-08 05:27:09 PM

cman: Citizens of NK are terrified of their government to the point where they can just drop these charades and still maintain power.


Yeah, I'm not sure of the point here either.  As far as I know, there is no meaningful opposition to the Kim dynasty within North Korea.  Some defectors trying to organize from South Korea or Japan, maybe, but nothing in North Korea itself.

I just gotta figure this is Kim Jung Un throwing himself a party because he wants to, and he can.
 
2014-03-08 05:58:49 PM
I don't know how his opponent can catch up in 24 hours considering KJU is up by over 99 percent.
 
2014-03-08 06:10:29 PM
Tomorrow: petulant wife hen pecks dictator into executing all the girls who touched him. And their families of course.
 
2014-03-08 06:33:03 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-08 06:35:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-08 06:39:50 PM
Afterwards, all of the women and their families were executed after Kim's wife gets jealous.
 
2014-03-08 06:41:52 PM
How do you say "Good joke, Boss" in Best Korean?
 
2014-03-08 06:42:19 PM
Shouldn't that be "Election" Day, subby?
 
2014-03-08 06:44:15 PM
i honestly didn't even know they had "elections"
 
2014-03-08 06:47:47 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Shouldn't that be "Election" Day, subby?


more like erection day

/giggity
//that's racist
///viennasausage.jpg
 
2014-03-08 06:50:27 PM
Should probably just call it the census....
 
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2014-03-08 06:51:22 PM
pretty fly for a korean guy
 
2014-03-08 06:52:59 PM
thenypost.files.wordpress.com

"So then I told Rodman, 'I'd leave my Material all over that Girl, you know what I'm saying?' And of course he did."
 
2014-03-08 06:58:40 PM
In the picture, 2nd from the right.  I thought the advantage to best Korean girls is they are not fat.  Guess I was wong.  What is Korean for "fat legs"?
 
2014-03-08 07:04:33 PM
I've been meaning to ask how the NY Post staff is able to type with hooves.
 
2014-03-08 07:06:41 PM
JONG:  You worship me or I kill you.
JESUS:  You worship me or I kill you.

At least Jong doesn't drag it out forever.
 
2014-03-08 07:08:22 PM

OooShiny: JONG:  You worship me or I kill you.
JESUS:  You worship me or I kill you.

At least Jong doesn't drag it out forever.


What the f*ck?
 
2014-03-08 07:15:11 PM

That guy on the bike: i honestly didn't even know they had "elections"


Of course they do! Election Day in Best Korea is where you go to affirm that the representatives the Wise and Benevolent Supreme Leader has appointed for your district are almost as wise and benevolent as the Supreme Leader and are representing you and your fellow comrades and workers to the best of their ability! And anyone who votes "no" is surely a Western imperialist traitor and spy!
 
2014-03-08 07:18:47 PM
Is this what passes for porn in North Korea?
 
2014-03-08 07:19:34 PM

thamike: OooShiny: JONG:  You worship me or I kill you.
JESUS:  You worship me or I kill you.

At least Jong doesn't drag it out forever.

What the f*ck?


Seconded.
 
2014-03-08 07:20:32 PM
jayhawk88:img.fark.net
"So then I told Rodman, 'I'd leave my Material all over that Girl, you know what I'm saying?' And of course he did."

img.fark.net

ok
 
2014-03-08 07:20:57 PM

Evil High Priest: thamike: OooShiny: JONG:  You worship me or I kill you.
JESUS:  You worship me or I kill you.

At least Jong doesn't drag it out forever.

What the f*ck?

Seconded.


Yeah I don't get it either.....
 
2014-03-08 07:26:28 PM

jake_lex: cman: Citizens of NK are terrified of their government to the point where they can just drop these charades and still maintain power.

Yeah, I'm not sure of the point here either.  As far as I know, there is no meaningful opposition to the Kim dynasty within North Korea.  Some defectors trying to organize from South Korea or Japan, maybe, but nothing in North Korea itself.

I just gotta figure this is Kim Jung Un throwing himself a party because he wants to, and he can.


These days it's one way of keeping track of Republikflucht. Voter rolls in each village are checked for accuracy. If you don't show up on election day, God help your family.
 
2014-03-08 07:27:03 PM
There are two choices on the ballet:

1)Kim Jong Un

2)Please kill me and my family.


Insiders are saying its a sure win for the Kim.
 
2014-03-08 07:28:22 PM
Can't tell if they are sexy or not, but Kim seems to be having a good time. Feel sorry for those women and their families when his psycho wife has them and their families executed.
 
2014-03-08 07:31:39 PM
I'm predicting Pat Buchanon will do better than expected.
 
2014-03-08 07:33:23 PM
i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-03-08 07:33:31 PM

This About That: Came for the North Korean Fly Girls, found Fat Fat Ignorant Dictator and Women in Flight Suits. GIS for "North Korean Fly Girls" was no help.


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zebraisfood.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-08 07:48:00 PM
TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...


CRONY (American) CAPITALISM: you have two cows. you agree to give free milk for life to your state's Congressman as long as he agrees to look the other way whenever you ask him to. also, he agrees to do you favors that may hurt the community, but will help you. he also agrees to go to bed with you if you are gay. and he agrees to tell you he loves you, even if he does not. he also agrees to tell the community/Nation what an outstanding citizen you are and how much you love America and Freedom.
 
2014-03-08 07:52:31 PM
Linux_Yes:

you sound fat, poor, and not at all boot strappy
 
2014-03-08 07:55:09 PM
Wouldn't it be amazing if all the Korean citizens just voted no en masse?  "You can't kill us all!!!!"
 
2014-03-08 07:57:45 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-08 07:58:34 PM

Linux_Yes: TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redes ...


Did you post this in the right thread?
 
2014-03-08 07:59:00 PM

bigsteve3OOO: In the picture, 2nd from the right.  I thought the advantage to best Korean girls is they are not fat.  Guess I was wong.  What is Korean for "fat legs"?


You can't see them, but I bet she has sharp knees.
 
2014-03-08 08:04:57 PM
img.fark.net
Okay ladies, time for cockpit inspection
 
2014-03-08 08:08:31 PM

JJRRutgers: Wouldn't it be amazing if all the Korean citizens just voted no en masse?  "You can't kill us all!!!!"


I'm willing to bet they'd give it a shot.
 
2014-03-08 08:11:41 PM

Hoarseman: JJRRutgers: Wouldn't it be amazing if all the Korean citizens just voted no en masse?  "You can't kill us all!!!!"

I'm willing to bet they'd give it a shot.


Someone would be given a shot, anyway.
 
2014-03-08 08:18:38 PM

ScaryBottles: Did you post this in the right thread?


You have two North Korean Fly Girls?
 
2014-03-08 08:19:26 PM

Hoarseman: JJRRutgers: Wouldn't it be amazing if all the Korean citizens just voted no en masse?  "You can't kill us all!!!!"

I'm willing to bet they'd give it a shot.


Yeah, my guess would be, "Challenge Accepted"
 
2014-03-08 08:26:19 PM
The new Red Shirt:

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-08 08:34:51 PM

Linux_Yes: There are two choices on the ballet:


gdb.voanews.com
 
2014-03-08 08:37:35 PM

Linux_Yes: TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}


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Hinduism: This shiat has happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say, "shiat happens"
Buddhism: It is only an illusion that shiat happens
Zen: What is the sound of shiat happening?
Islam: If shiat happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock, "shiat happens"
Atheism: There is no such thing as shiat
Agnosticism: Maybe shiat happens, and maybe not
Protestantism: shiat won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If shiat happens, I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shiat always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shiat will happen
Rastafarian: Smoke that shiat
 
2014-03-08 08:41:42 PM
those are some ugly asian chicks...  especially the fat one in the middle
 
2014-03-08 08:44:49 PM

This About That: Came for the North Korean Fly Girls, found Fat Fat Ignorant Dictator and Women in Flight Suits. GIS for "North Korean Fly Girls" was no help.


This is Fark.  Any headline claiming to have hawt females is a trap.
 
2014-03-08 08:57:53 PM
Fry girs?
 
2014-03-08 08:59:31 PM
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