Speaker2Animals: Because nothing says rocket scientist like a white boy talking ghetto.
queezyweezel: Get ready gentlemen; You're about to be anally raped by the Judicial System. They love to make examples out of idiots like you.
FuzedBox: Well, they just learned an expensive lesson about being dicks.
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AGremlin: [24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]
dv-ous: What's the over/under on this being part of a pattern of animal cruelty and violent, impulsive behavior?
jwookie: FuzedBox: Well, they just learned an expensive lesson about being dicks.They're gonna learn aloooot about dicks where they're going.
EdgeRunner: jwookie: FuzedBox: Well, they just learned an expensive lesson about being dicks.They're gonna learn aloooot about dicks where they're going.If they close their eyes real tight, they can pretend they're still cannonballing a manatee./drop the first two and last two syllables from the phrase "cannonballing a manatee" and they'd actually be more or less correct
Confabulat: Oh wow, they're in federal court even. Well done, tayla!
Confabulat: queezyweezel: Get ready gentlemen; You're about to be anally raped by the Judicial System. They love to make examples out of idiots like you.Yeah you've got ignorant out of state dumbasses who bragged about it on Facebook. Even the judges that don't give a shiat about manatees will hate these guys.
Munchkin City Coroner: [whatculture.com image 500x250]Yewwww!
Mister Peejay: So wait, it is a Federal offense to deliberately misspell words now?OH THANK GOD ***FINALLY***
gas giant: My 'tarded CSB:I just got back from the keys a few weeks ago and the restaurant I ended up in several times was a dockside Tiki place that was frequented by a Manatee that was easily bigger than a Buick.The first time it leisurely swam past by my table I reflexively yelled out "OH THE HUGE MANATEE" and immediately all the little kids in place starting yelling the same.It was like an IRL Fark thread./Some fat drunk asshole from the deep south almost ruined my stay as well../Island fish company in Marathon, average food with a view.
Ryker's Peninsula: There's nothing that says "tough guy" as much as messing with one of the most docile creatures on the planet. Do a cannonball on an alligator next time.
Mitrovarr: Wait a minute, don't manatees weigh like a thousand pounds? Wasn't this a terrible idea just from the physics of it, the legality and dickishness aside?
SquiggsIN: dv-ous: What's the over/under on this being part of a pattern of animal cruelty and violent, impulsive behavior?people that do stuff like this are much more likely to be sociopaths.
BumpInTheNight: Manatee thread? Manatee thread![s27.postimg.org image 320x234]*hooonk*
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