Hilary T. N. Seuss: ...no questions asked, through the Exotic Pet Amnesty Program.So a Mexican rat snake comes to the US, gets amnesty, and legally gets a stable gig? They're stealing our jerbs!
Whatchoo Talkinbout: [i1280.photobucket.com image 450x298]
studebaker hoch: People don't realize those cute l'il pythons grow into freakin' Dune sandworms over time.At about 9 feet long, they start realizing they can kick your ass, and they're nowhere near done growing.
LargeCanine: Many people shouldn't have dogs either.
whosits_112: What about Sumatran rat monkeys?
Evil Twin Skippy: LargeCanine: Many people shouldn't have dogs either.Heck, I know people for which goldfish would be a challenge.
StanTheMan: Hilary T. N. Seuss: ...no questions asked, through the Exotic Pet Amnesty Program.So a Mexican rat snake comes to the US, gets amnesty, and legally gets a stable gig? They're stealing our jerbs!Skinner: We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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