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(TMZ)   A tornado, an elderly driver, a Johnny Carson sex tape. *opens envelope* What are three frightening things that have hit the market?   (tmz.com) divider line 35
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2014-03-08 11:58:48 AM  
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HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
 
2014-03-08 12:06:04 PM  
"Here's Johnny!" indeed.
 
2014-03-08 12:08:51 PM  
www.theepochtimes.com

Art Fern boning Carol Wayne would be epic.
 
2014-03-08 12:37:34 PM  

bearded clamorer: [www.theepochtimes.com image 500x400]

Art Fern boning Carol Wayne would be epic.


Not sure if Art did but I'll wager Johnny had a go at it. Angie Dickinson, too.
 
2014-03-08 01:53:35 PM  
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2014-03-08 02:03:38 PM  

John Buck 41: bearded clamorer: [www.theepochtimes.com image 500x400]

Art Fern boning Carol Wayne would be epic.

Not sure if Art did but I'll wager Johnny had a go at it. Angie Dickinson, too.


in that American Masters doc on Carson they did not long ago (it's on Netflix and other places, and is a must see), Angie Dickinson actually does say that she really thought she and Carson could have been a couple, but the timing just never worked out, in that they just never got to a point where they were both not involved with other people at the same times.  But they showed clips of Dickinson on Carson, and it's just palpable how much they want to just bang the hell out of each other.
 
2014-03-08 02:05:08 PM  
I like to think Doc Severenson is standing in the background conducting his orchestra in a rendition of the Tonight Show theme while Johnny's plowing away.
 
2014-03-08 02:19:49 PM  

jake_lex: John Buck 41: bearded clamorer: [www.theepochtimes.com image 500x400]

Art Fern boning Carol Wayne would be epic.

Not sure if Art did but I'll wager Johnny had a go at it. Angie Dickinson, too.

in that American Masters doc on Carson they did not long ago (it's on Netflix and other places, and is a must see), Angie Dickinson actually does say that she really thought she and Carson could have been a couple, but the timing just never worked out, in that they just never got to a point where they were both not involved with other people at the same times.  But they showed clips of Dickinson on Carson, and it's just palpable how much they want to just bang the hell out of each other.


I remember her appearences. That's exactly why I mentioned her.
 
2014-03-08 02:21:32 PM  
Johnny was probably getting the hottest actresses of the era. The host of THE show that will put her face in front of millions? And early in their career too.
 
2014-03-08 02:27:36 PM  
Kind of a dumb move by the executor of the estate to tell the tape owner to pound sand.

Good for us, though. That thing will be on the internetz by the end of the year.
 
2014-03-08 02:30:45 PM  
I remember I was invited to a sex party at Johnny Carson's house back in the late 80. Turns out, because it was a Monday, Jay Leno was filling in and I had to watch him bang Paula Poundstone.
 
2014-03-08 02:32:49 PM  

bearded clamorer: Art Fern boning Carol Wayne would be epic.


The wife in question was way hotter.
 
2014-03-08 02:36:58 PM  

JerseyTim: I remember I was invited to a sex party at Johnny Carson's house back in the late 80. Turns out, because it was a Monday, Jay Leno was filling in and I had to watch him bang Paula Poundstone.


A couple years earlier, and you could have watched Joan Rivers rub her clit by smiling.
 
2014-03-08 02:39:55 PM  

jake_lex: John Buck 41: bearded clamorer: [www.theepochtimes.com image 500x400]

Art Fern boning Carol Wayne would be epic.

Not sure if Art did but I'll wager Johnny had a go at it. Angie Dickinson, too.

in that American Masters doc on Carson they did not long ago (it's on Netflix and other places, and is a must see), Angie Dickinson actually does say that she really thought she and Carson could have been a couple, but the timing just never worked out, in that they just never got to a point where they were both not involved with other people at the same times.  But they showed clips of Dickinson on Carson, and it's just palpable how much they want to just bang the hell out of each other.


Oh, yeah, she would get this look that said "I wanna get behind the desk and give you a hummer while you interview the next guest and see if you can keep it together long enough to get to the commercial break before you blow your load" while he had this look that said "I want to bend you over the desk and bang you senseless while all of America watches and cheers us on". There were a couple of times I thought the two of them were going to flat-out start making out on-camera.
 
2014-03-08 03:18:57 PM  
Don't tell me, let me guess - it's the same guy who had the JFK/RFK/Marilyn Monroe threesome tape too?
 
2014-03-08 03:23:03 PM  
THAT's what he was swinging at the end of the monologue.  He had to generate some momentum to get his legs to move.
 
2014-03-08 04:01:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: JerseyTim: I remember I was invited to a sex party at Johnny Carson's house back in the late 80. Turns out, because it was a Monday, Jay Leno was filling in and I had to watch him bang Paula Poundstone.

A couple years earlier, and you could have watched Joan Rivers rub her clit by smiling.


There are several reasons why I have you favorited in purple 5.  This is one of them.
 
2014-03-08 04:13:56 PM  
He probably banged everyone back in the day
 
2014-03-08 04:33:12 PM  
Weird, wild stuff.
 
2014-03-08 04:47:41 PM  
Heeeerrrrreeeeeesssss PENIS.
 
2014-03-08 05:40:27 PM  
doobious.org

"You are ERECT, sir!"
 
2014-03-08 05:44:18 PM  

JerseyTim: I remember I was invited to a sex party at Johnny Carson's house back in the late 80. Turns out, because it was a Monday, Jay Leno was filling in and I had to watch him bang Paula Poundstone.


Worst CSB ever. Jay wouldn't even flatten that woman's pant pleats.
 
2014-03-08 06:25:47 PM  
just imagine them going at it!


media.nj.com
 
2014-03-08 08:08:45 PM  
I'll bet he did bang Angie. She was hosing everyone back then. She and Sinatra were fark buddies so why not Johnny?

It's certainly not that far fetched.
 
2014-03-08 08:19:34 PM  
Imagine what one can't unsee.  In the 1970s Johnny would have been age 45-55, he always stayed in shape, and either of the possible wives this would be with were attractive. It was a time when the elite were into experiencing the novelty of sexual liberation in American culture, with theatrical pornographic films like Deep Throat being considered almost mainstream, and middle-aged Hollywood stars like Marlon Brando and Kirk Douglas doing nude scenes in movies. It's not at all surprising that Johnny Carson in that era would privately experiment with homemade porn.... but HELL NO, anybody who wants to see a Johnny Carson sex tape is mental. That's just not the right image for him. He stayed out of public view after his retirement so his Tonight Show persona would be his image. Who wants to mess that up?
 
2014-03-08 08:20:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I like to think Doc Severenson is standing in the background conducting his orchestra in a rendition of the Tonight Show theme while Johnny's plowing away.


and Tommy Newsome in a plaid polyester gimp suit in the back
 
2014-03-08 09:07:11 PM  
Might better explain why so many female guests flirted with Carson. Work probably got out that ol Johnny was swinging low with a 10 iron.
 
2014-03-08 09:08:01 PM  

mjohnson71: Might better explain why so many female guests flirted with Carson. Work probably got out that ol Johnny was swinging low with a 10 iron.


Word got out, dammit.
 
2014-03-08 10:42:49 PM  

mjohnson71: mjohnson71: Might better explain why so many female guests flirted with Carson. Work probably got out that ol Johnny was swinging low with a 10 iron.

Word got out, dammit.


Eventually it did.
 
2014-03-08 11:03:32 PM  

JerseyTim: I remember I was invited to a sex party at Johnny Carson's house back in the late 80. Turns out, because it was a Monday, Jay Leno was filling in and I had to watch him bang Paula Poundstone.


Actually, Joan Rivers would be more Paula's "type".

Not that there's anything WRONG with that.
 
2014-03-08 11:58:40 PM  
www.palzoo.net
 
2014-03-09 12:31:08 AM  

John Buck 41: "Here's Johnny!" indeed.


You know I love him

/laughs in his special way
 
2014-03-09 09:08:22 AM  

puckrock2000: Don't tell me, let me guess - it's the same guy who had the JFK/RFK/Marilyn Monroe threesome tape too?


Yeah, funny comments in the thread here, but it IS TMZ, whose batting average for accuracy couldn't get them a spot on the Chicago Cubs.
 
2014-03-09 09:08:58 AM  

RosevilleDan: [www.palzoo.net image 500x337]


Betty White!
 
2014-03-09 02:36:15 PM  

mjohnson71: Might better explain why so many female guests flirted with Carson. Work probably got out that ol Johnny was swinging low with a 10 iron.


God knows what kind of cock slapping went down when Milton Berle was a guest.
 
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