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(Southern Poverty Law Center)   Family Research Council: "But I know what's really going on, CPAC. I know it's the Jews. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God"   (splcenter.org) divider line 88
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MFK
2014-03-08 12:25:06 PM
you know what, subby? I like you.
 
2014-03-08 12:27:14 PM
This is the lizard people's doing, I'm telling' ya. Mark my words.
 
2014-03-08 12:27:25 PM
You're not like the other submitters, here, in the trailer park.
 
2014-03-08 12:27:34 PM
And water is wet.
 
2014-03-08 12:27:55 PM
And this is why some drugs are legal in Canada.... just sayin'
 
2014-03-08 12:28:41 PM
"Benghazigate: The Ugly Truth and the Cover-up" - as part of the summit held near Washington, DC, which was organized to highlight speakers, like himself, who were not invited to speak at CPAC. Gaffney has alienated himself by repeatedly claiming that the American Conservative Union, which organizes CPAC, has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

These people are so crazy that even CPAC won't have them. Wow.
 
2014-03-08 12:29:09 PM
A convention for people too extreme for CPAC? I'm intrigued
 
2014-03-08 12:29:41 PM
Poe's Law.
 
2014-03-08 12:32:30 PM
I'm not saying that the Rothschilds orchestrated the 9/11 attacks in order to trigger a massive war that would cause central banks across the Islamic world to collapse, allowing the agents of Israel to take control of entire financial industries across the Middle East, but if they didn't, why won't they come out and deny it?  If they have nothing to hide, they have nothing to fear.

/knows someone who at least partially believes the aforementioned conspiracy
 
2014-03-08 12:35:56 PM
Boykin said that Obama's "first real public appearance overseas was in Cairo," and dubbed that the "notorious apology tour." "If you understand anything about Islam," he continued, "there are subliminal messages." Obama's message to them is "I understand you and I support you."

Well, I can think of at least one person who doesn't understand Islam.  Or too much else, for that matter.  Thank g*d for velcro straps on shoes, I guess.
 
2014-03-08 12:36:12 PM

MFK: you know what, subby? I like you.


BlippityBleep: You're not like the other submitters, here, in the trailer park.


But Bush Jr., he was a DAREDEVIL, just like his ol' man...
He went to Iraq, shoutin' LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, and POW, the economy was castrated!
They found him painting puppy pictures out by the snow cone concesssion...

/got nothin'
//nice to see the dead milkmen in a headline
///slashies
 
2014-03-08 12:36:54 PM
This loon was in charge of a fighting force!? Im glad he's retired.
 
2014-03-08 12:39:03 PM
Ah, good ol' Crazy Jerry Boykin.

This is the dude who claims he saw demons attacking Army Rangers in Somalia, was once locked out of his headquarters by his own troops after they became concerned about his mental state, and has been banned for life from all official U.S. Army Special Operations Command conferences and reunions.
 
2014-03-08 12:40:51 PM

bdMurray: This loon was in charge of a fighting force!? Im glad he's retired.


Don't kid yourself. The ranks are full of people just like him.
 
2014-03-08 12:40:53 PM
but what about the reverse vampires?
 
2014-03-08 12:42:41 PM
If the Muslim brotherhood is so omnipotent how come they can't actually hold onto power anywhere?

Or is the Egyptian military a front for the real super secret Muslim brotherhood?
 
2014-03-08 12:48:29 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: If the Muslim brotherhood is so omnipotent how come they can't actually hold onto power anywhere?

Or is the Egyptian military a front for the real super secret Muslim brotherhood?


For a conspiracy theorist, an organization's power is directly correlated with how ominous its name sounds.  See also: Agenda 21.
 
2014-03-08 12:48:54 PM
When does CPAC give out the awards to the most insane speaker because this guy is definitely in the running.
 
2014-03-08 12:49:51 PM
Subby didn't have to make up this stuff about the aliens -- the actual crap coming out of his mouth seems outlandish enough.

//If I'm reading this right, he's saying the Jews are unwittingly supporting al Qaeda?
 
2014-03-08 12:52:42 PM
I'm glad he's retired because that's not the kind of guy I'd want giving me orders
 
2014-03-08 12:56:18 PM
I thought it was the British Royal Family, who secretly still rules most of the world, and that the IRS is actually an arm of the British Crown and doesn't report to the US government, and that every POTUS is actually descended from British royalty and who is elected is actually decided by who has stronger blood ties to the royals and the actual election is just a sham to convince people that we still aren't ruled by the Crown.

/A member of my immediate family actually believes that.
 
2014-03-08 12:56:44 PM
I always wanted to show up at some teatard event with a sign that said:

Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?
 
2014-03-08 01:05:36 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: If the Muslim brotherhood is so omnipotent how come they can't actually hold onto power anywhere?

Or is the Egyptian military a front for the real super secret Muslim brotherhood?


They aren't nearly as powerful as the double secret Hamas.
 
2014-03-08 01:06:27 PM

vernonFL: "Benghazigate: The Ugly Truth and the Cover-up" - as part of the summit held near Washington, DC, which was organized to highlight speakers, like himself, who were not invited to speak at CPAC. Gaffney has alienated himself by repeatedly claiming that the American Conservative Union, which organizes CPAC, has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

These people are so crazy that even CPAC won't have them. Wow.


The ACU does have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.
 
2014-03-08 01:07:42 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: If the Muslim brotherhood is so omnipotent how come they can't actually hold onto power anywhere?


If you had more Jesus in your life, you'd know the #1 Muslim brother of the commiehood was reelected to the Whitehouse and has personally, single-handedly, utterly and completely destroyed the America-freedom, family-freedom, flag-freedom, faith-freedom and freedom-freedom of this once-great land that godly men genocided Indians then built on the backs of enslaved blacks to guarantee freedom and justice for all.

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2014-03-08 01:11:41 PM

MFAWG: vernonFL: "Benghazigate: The Ugly Truth and the Cover-up" - as part of the summit held near Washington, DC, which was organized to highlight speakers, like himself, who were not invited to speak at CPAC. Gaffney has alienated himself by repeatedly claiming that the American Conservative Union, which organizes CPAC, has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

These people are so crazy that even CPAC won't have them. Wow.

The ACU does have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.


While I'm not doubting you, I'd really like to know more. Also: Insert Catch-22 reference here.
 
2014-03-08 01:11:52 PM
Burrow owls:
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i62.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-08 01:12:27 PM

Sgt Otter: Ah, good ol' Crazy Jerry Boykin.

This is the dude who claims he saw demons attacking Army Rangers in Somalia, was once locked out of his headquarters by his own troops after they became concerned about his mental state, and has been banned for life from all official U.S. Army Special Operations Command conferences and reunions.


Really?
 
2014-03-08 01:16:44 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

/No reverse vampires? I am disappoint.
 
2014-03-08 01:17:59 PM

two towns over: MFAWG: vernonFL: "Benghazigate: The Ugly Truth and the Cover-up" - as part of the summit held near Washington, DC, which was organized to highlight speakers, like himself, who were not invited to speak at CPAC. Gaffney has alienated himself by repeatedly claiming that the American Conservative Union, which organizes CPAC, has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

These people are so crazy that even CPAC won't have them. Wow.

The ACU does have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

While I'm not doubting you, I'd really like to know more. Also: Insert Catch-22 reference here.


Just Re; Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:ad all about it.
 
2014-03-08 01:22:48 PM

Sgt Otter: Ah, good ol' Crazy Jerry Boykin.

This is the dude who claims he saw demons attacking Army Rangers in Somalia, was once locked out of his headquarters by his own troops after they became concerned about his mental state, and has been banned for life from all official U.S. Army Special Operations Command conferences and reunions.


Doesn't surprise me.  He's also the guy who said Bush was "appointed by God".

http://www.commondreams.org/views03/1016-08.htm
 
2014-03-08 01:24:41 PM

CPAC Everyone!

HERP-A-DERP FEST

2014

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2014-03-08 01:24:51 PM

Graffito: Sgt Otter: Ah, good ol' Crazy Jerry Boykin.

This is the dude who claims he saw demons attacking Army Rangers in Somalia, was once locked out of his headquarters by his own troops after they became concerned about his mental state, and has been banned for life from all official U.S. Army Special Operations Command conferences and reunions.

Really?


He was giving a briefing at some fringe-fundie group, and was showing actual infra-red footage of the "Black Hawk Down" battle taken from an orbiting surveillance aircraft.  There were some flickering black streaks on the video, which he said were demons or "essence of evil" or some shiat.

In June of 2002, Jerry Boykin stepped to the pulpit at the First Baptist Church of Broken Arrow, Okla., and described a set of photographs he had taken of Mogadishu, Somalia, from an Army helicopter in 1993.

The photographs were taken shortly after the disastrous "Blackhawk Down" mission had resulted in the death of 18 Americans. When Boykin came home and had them developed, he said, he noticed a strange dark mark over the city. He had an imagery interpreter trained by the military look at the mark. "This is not a blemish on your photograph," the interpreter told him, "This is real."

"Ladies and gentleman, this is your enemy," Boykin said to the congregation as he flashed his pictures on a screen. "It is the principalities of darkness It is a demonic presence in that city that God revealed to me as the enemy."


The article about him being declared persona non grata by USASOC was originally in the Army Times, but the article is no longer available in their archives.  Here is a copy of the article:

Delta Force and its higher headquarters have declared retired Lt. Gen. William "Jerry" Boykin -- the controversial former senior Pentagon intelligence official and ex-commander of the secretive unit -- "persona non grata"

To be honest, I can't find a cite or a source for him being locked out of his own HQ, but I heard it from several dudes in the Army who did some work for USASOC or at Fort Bragg.  They didn't know each other, and they weren't the type to tell tall tales or spread barracks gossip.
 
2014-03-08 01:27:29 PM

Lost Thought 00: A convention for people too extreme for CPAC? I'm intrigued


I'm horrified.
 
2014-03-08 01:33:40 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: They aren't nearly as powerful as the double secret Hamas.


Remeber that epic Friends of Hamas trolling a while back?

Goddamn these people are nuts
 
2014-03-08 01:43:26 PM
Religion is a magnet for the mentally ill.
 
2014-03-08 01:52:55 PM

Lost Thought 00: bdMurray: This loon was in charge of a fighting force!? Im glad he's retired.

Don't kid yourself. The ranks are full of people just like him.


Yeah...the RANKS. Not the O club.
 
2014-03-08 02:01:07 PM

MFK: you know what, subby? I like you.


This general appears to know what the queers are doing to the soil
 
2014-03-08 02:06:36 PM
He's also the fellow who claimed Christ had big muscles and wasn't some hippy queer Prince of Peace. I really think around 1980 some Lovecraftian cosmic monstrosity began to brainwash conservative Protestants into believing that it was Jesus and that all of this bizarre fascination with death and murder is a sign that the being is attempting to return to Earth after vigintillions of years.
 
2014-03-08 02:18:04 PM
WTF is wrong with Republicans?  I'm hardly a fan of all Dems, but the GOP has the market cornered on batshiat psychos.
 
2014-03-08 02:25:22 PM

Graffito: Sgt Otter: Ah, good ol' Crazy Jerry Boykin.

This is the dude who claims he saw demons attacking Army Rangers in Somalia, was once locked out of his headquarters by his own troops after they became concerned about his mental state, and has been banned for life from all official U.S. Army Special Operations Command conferences and reunions.

Really?


Oh god please let it be true.
 
2014-03-08 02:26:46 PM
Religion is a magnet for the mentally ill.

Opiates are like that.
 
2014-03-08 02:37:32 PM

Sgt Otter: Ah, good ol' Crazy Jerry Boykin.

This is the dude who claims he saw demons attacking Army Rangers in Somalia, was once locked out of his headquarters by his own troops after they became concerned about his mental state, and has been banned for life from all official U.S. Army Special Operations Command conferences and reunions.


"In one speech, he recalled a Muslim fighter in Somalia who said he had the protection of Allah against US forces.

"'Well you know what I knew, that my God was bigger than his,' said Lt Gen Boykin. 'I knew that my God was a real God, and his was an idol.'

"Secretary Rumsfeld, questioned by journalists, defended the general's statements as 'a private affair'."

Source.
 
2014-03-08 02:50:15 PM
I just hope no one finds a head near the snow cone concession.

I grew up in middle of nowhere Maine where no one I knew liked The Dead Milkmen. The reference warmed my icy cold heart. Just what I needed on a winter day.
 
2014-03-08 02:53:22 PM
Boykin could be heard, in an awkward attempt at humor, telling a reporter from Israel that "Jews are the problem" and the "cause of all the problems in the world." Boykin told another reporter that President Obama identifies with and supports Al Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood and uses subliminal messages to express this support.

Conservative humor.  Otherwise known as "oh shiat someone got me saying what I really believe on tape."
 
2014-03-08 02:57:27 PM

Great_Milenko: Boykin said that Obama's "first real public appearance overseas was in Cairo," and dubbed that the "notorious apology tour." "If you understand anything about Islam," he continued, "there are subliminal messages." Obama's message to them is "I understand you and I support you."

Well, I can think of at least one person who doesn't understand Islam.  Or too much else, for that matter.  Thank g*d for velcro straps on shoes, I guess.



Ok... this thread has been fun so far, but I am going to have to take issue with your comment.

I like my velcro strap on runners.

The dude, on the other hand.... crazy as a shiat-house rat.  Did you even notice that CPAC and the Special Olympics never take place at the same time?
 
2014-03-08 03:18:40 PM

Tripp Johnston Private Eye: He's also the fellow who claimed Christ had big muscles and wasn't some hippy queer Prince of Peace. I really think around 1980 some Lovecraftian cosmic monstrosity began to brainwash conservative Protestants into believing that it was Jesus and that all of this bizarre fascination with death and murder is a sign that the being is attempting to return to Earth after vigintillions of years.


That's a better theory than most I've seen.
 
2014-03-08 03:27:32 PM

Demelza: I just hope no one finds a head near the snow cone concession.

I grew up in middle of nowhere Maine where no one I knew liked The Dead Milkmen. The reference warmed my icy cold heart. Just what I needed on a winter day.


You could order some hot tea, but they only have it iced.
 
2014-03-08 03:50:40 PM

BMFPitt: I always wanted to show up at some teatard event with a sign that said:

Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?


Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. 
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart.
 
2014-03-08 03:54:53 PM

Emposter: Conservative humor.  Otherwise known as "oh shiat someone got me saying what I really believe on tape."


Not me. I make it a habit to scan the vicinity for electronic recording devices before making any statement out loud.
 
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