hardinparamedic: Two year olds are defined by egocentricism and a lack of reasoning capacity and logical thought.
Fart_Machine: So it's like the old "put whiskey on the pacifier" to get infants to sleep.
arcas: They moved to Washington state briefly and decided to move back to Montana with the intention of selling meth and marijuana. Their dealing plan didn't work out, however, because they personally consumed all of the drugs before they got back to Montana.I hate it when that happens.
Rozotorical: [blog.chewxy.com image 288x288]
Somacandra: FTFA: As part of a deal that they struck with the 2-year-old, they agreed that he would be allowed to smoke marijuana five times[i.imgur.com image 600x600]As a parent of multiple children, I hereby testify that there is no such thing as striking a deal with a 2 year old.Don't know who's BS'ing, but this is BS.
Ghengis_Socrates: As for bargaining with a two-year-old, you can't really, but you can constantly trip them up with the false dichotomy
Sin_City_Superhero: That's why I'm glad I don't have kids. I HATE sharing my weed.
jamspoon: [img.fark.net image 846x536]Amateurs./Didn't read TFA//Avoiding the Daily Fail where possible
Bender The Offender: jamspoon: [img.fark.net image 846x536]Amateurs./Didn't read TFA//Avoiding the Daily Fail where possibleI don't get what you're trying to say. Cocaine is an anesthetic, that is it's medical use. It's used to numb mucus membranes on contact. Many ent docs and dentists make use of it in their practice. That add is advertising it for it's across medical use. To this day. It's like putting a picture of ora-gel up and patting yourself on the back for brilliant public commentary.
Bender The Offender: Cocaine is an anesthetic, that is it's medical use.
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