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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Man attacks wife with toaster because she won't have sex with him, is promptly arrested for assault and buttery   (ajc.com) divider line 11
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2014-03-08 09:50:01 AM
1 votes:
Stick a fork in him. No way he's getting out of this jam. I can't believe he's not bitter.

Marmalade.
2014-03-08 09:19:57 AM
1 votes:
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2014-03-08 09:15:28 AM
1 votes:
He's going to get grilled by the judge.
2014-03-08 09:12:37 AM
1 votes:
Mrs blacksho and I had a similar situation. I refused to make her toast, so she demanded sex instead.
2014-03-08 09:08:10 AM
1 votes:
Toasters are dangerous,they wiped out the twelve colonies.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-08 09:08:02 AM
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Jorn the Younger: abhorrent1: Jorn the Younger: I mean, seriously. Being denied sex? How does that even happen?

You sound single

You sound bitter

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gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-08 09:07:17 AM
1 votes:
Butter face?
2014-03-08 09:00:56 AM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger: I mean, seriously. Being denied sex? How does that even happen?


You sound single
2014-03-08 08:48:36 AM
1 votes:
He didn't mean to hurt her, he set the toaster to 'Light'...
2014-03-08 08:44:17 AM
1 votes:
so did she end up having sex with him or not? It's important because I have a friend in a similar situation with some free time and I have an extra toaster. The answer could help us both out
2014-03-08 08:39:46 AM
1 votes:
He's toast.
 
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