Jorn the Younger: I mean, seriously. Being denied sex? How does that even happen?
abhorrent1: Jorn the Younger: I mean, seriously. Being denied sex? How does that even happen?You sound single
Jorn the Younger: abhorrent1: Jorn the Younger: I mean, seriously. Being denied sex? How does that even happen?You sound singleYou sound bitter
Chevello: so did she end up having sex with him or not? It's important because I have a friend in a similar situation with some free time and I have an extra toaster. The answer could help us both out
Evil Mackerel: Toasters are dangerous,they wiped out the twelve colonies.
cowgirl toffee: Maybe the toaster was possessed or something...[oi58.tinypic.com image 300x127]
Schmerd1948: Why not just have sex with the toaster?
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