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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Man attacks wife with toaster because she won't have sex with him, is promptly arrested for assault and buttery   (ajc.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-08 08:36:12 AM
Again?
 
2014-03-08 08:36:13 AM
cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2014-03-08 08:36:49 AM
Boo.  BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2014-03-08 08:39:46 AM
He's toast.
 
2014-03-08 08:41:29 AM
Don't worry, he'll land on his feet.

/....... and be happy, too!
 
2014-03-08 08:43:04 AM
Why not just have sex with the toaster? And did you see the story on the same page about the guy who tried to fark a pit bull? What a wonderful world.
 
2014-03-08 08:44:17 AM
so did she end up having sex with him or not? It's important because I have a friend in a similar situation with some free time and I have an extra toaster. The answer could help us both out
 
2014-03-08 08:44:42 AM
I've always found assault by small  appliances to be arousing.
 
2014-03-08 08:47:26 AM
I know the tradition 'round these parts is to make a snarky joke in situations like this, but I just can't seem to find one; how could anyone make light of such a situation?  How can anyone find humor in this?

I mean, seriously.  Being denied sex?  How does that even happen?
 
2014-03-08 08:48:36 AM
He didn't mean to hurt her, he set the toaster to 'Light'...
 
2014-03-08 09:00:56 AM

Jorn the Younger: I mean, seriously. Being denied sex? How does that even happen?


You sound single
 
2014-03-08 09:05:41 AM

abhorrent1: Jorn the Younger: I mean, seriously. Being denied sex? How does that even happen?

You sound single


You sound bitter
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-08 09:07:17 AM
Butter face?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-08 09:08:02 AM

Jorn the Younger: abhorrent1: Jorn the Younger: I mean, seriously. Being denied sex? How does that even happen?

You sound single

You sound bitter

utter
 
2014-03-08 09:08:10 AM
Toasters are dangerous,they wiped out the twelve colonies.
 
2014-03-08 09:12:37 AM
Mrs blacksho and I had a similar situation. I refused to make her toast, so she demanded sex instead.
 
2014-03-08 09:15:28 AM
He's going to get grilled by the judge.
 
2014-03-08 09:19:57 AM
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2014-03-08 09:42:57 AM
Maybe the toaster was possessed or something...

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2014-03-08 09:47:08 AM

Chevello: so did she end up having sex with him or not? It's important because I have a friend in a similar situation with some free time and I have an extra toaster. The answer could help us both out


She must not have, because it seemed to happen again.  If this isn't a repeat that is.
 
2014-03-08 09:47:39 AM
At least it wasn't sexual assault and buttery.

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2014-03-08 09:50:01 AM
Stick a fork in him. No way he's getting out of this jam. I can't believe he's not bitter.

Marmalade.
 
2014-03-08 09:52:34 AM

Evil Mackerel: Toasters are dangerous,they wiped out the twelve colonies.


Dude, that was excellent
 
2014-03-08 09:58:25 AM
Heywood Banks, what happened to you?   You used to be cool.
 
2014-03-08 10:04:20 AM

cowgirl toffee: Maybe the toaster was possessed or something...

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The Sun warned us about that way back in 1987.
 
2014-03-08 10:10:47 AM
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2014-03-08 10:11:54 AM

Schmerd1948: Why not just have sex with the toaster?


I know, right?  I mean, the butter's already RIGHT THERE.
 
2014-03-08 10:33:50 AM
The wife or the toaster?

/HOT HOT HOT..... on "bagel" setting and switched to "ash" temperature
 
2014-03-08 11:19:25 AM
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