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HotWingAgenda: Their list of weird-but-supposedly-true turnons for women is almost as bad.1. Naked, conjoined twins. Pictured above. Do they have a penis? Two penises? We have a fantasy where we find out.2. Being called a "good girl" in bed. Damn you, Robin Thicke, you've blurred the lines of my arousal.3. Facials and or/ butt facials. Sue us for wanting to be an across the board cum canvas.4. Beer guts. Tubby bellies are so fun to pinch and squeeze and watch bounce up and down during sex.5. Being spit on. Sometimes on the vaj...6. Mens' thigh meat. So firm compared to ours, which makes it all the more fun to take a bite out of.8. Armpit hair on men and women. It must be all the pheromones up in there that get us hot and bothered.9. A bald man's sweaty head. There's no hair to catch the sweat and it just drips and drips and drips like a never-ending sex faucet.14. Super skinny dudes with no body hair. The gay community calls them otters. We don't care, we just want to swim with them.15. Boob sucking that mimics breastfeeding. It must be some primal motherhood thing.16. Undercover handjobs on reality TV. Ahem. "Big Brother" live feeds.17. Some - though not tons of - back hair. It's a texture thing.18. Christian wife spanking blogs. They're like porn. Seriously.19. Licking inside the ear. Wet Williessssssss.
EvilEgg: Some men are turned on by every item on that list, but no man is turned on by them all.
Demetrius: [artwurksunlimited.com image 800x575]
HotWingAgenda: There's no hair to catch the sweat and it just drips and drips and drips like a never-ending sex faucet.
Vlad_the_Inaner: 'food babies' are a thing?
LoneWolf343: A girl who belches isn't so much a turn-on as much as a sign as she is not uptight
John Buck 41: LoneWolf343: A girl who belches isn't so much a turn-on as much as a sign as she is not uptightIf that's the case Wifey is as loose as a goose. Uh, wait, that didn't come out quite the way I meant.
AbiNormal: John Buck 41: LoneWolf343: A girl who belches isn't so much a turn-on as much as a sign as she is not uptightIf that's the case Wifey is as loose as a goose. Uh, wait, that didn't come out quite the way I meant.[gifcrap.com image 349x232]
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