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(NPR)   The U.N. says the quickest, easiest way to fight the scourge of food waste is to eat fish heads. Fish heads. Roly-poly fish heads. Eat them up. Yum   (npr.org) divider line 73
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2014-03-08 10:51:21 AM  
Knock yourself out, UN.
 
2014-03-08 10:53:44 AM  
Approves:
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2014-03-08 10:54:27 AM  
Try deep fried whole fish.  The head bones and eyes get nice and crunchy and is one of the best ways to get calcium and other nutrients.

"Sick" is the wrong tag, subby needs to get out more.
 
2014-03-08 11:06:37 AM  
I think any Al Gore Total Fark greenie that uses a computer or tv for recreational purposes, or does not eat fish heads is a hypocrite not worth listening to. Their opinion is invalid.
 
2014-03-08 11:16:23 AM  
Easy solution
Step 1) grind it up
step 2) deep fry it in a batter
step 3) smother it in cheese
Now Americans will eat it. Problem solved.
 
2014-03-08 11:27:53 AM  

charlesmartel11235: Easy solution
Step 1) grind it up
step 2) deep fry it in a batter
step 3) smother it in cheese
Now Americans will eat it. Problem solved.


I would totally be willing to try McFishheads
 
2014-03-08 11:29:26 AM  

No Such Agency: TV's Vinnie: No Such Agency:

The funny thing is that the "years of plenty" aren't just coming to an end.. they're already over and not enough people realize it.

LOL! You believe that dystopia fanfic that these idiots have been pushing?

Yes, me and most other literate people do in fact believe it.


Nothing personal, but you're not that literate.
 
2014-03-08 11:30:20 AM  

ransack.: charlesmartel11235: Easy solution
Step 1) grind it up
step 2) deep fry it in a batter
step 3) smother it in cheese
Now Americans will eat it. Problem solved.

I would totally be willing to try McFishheads


'filet' of fish
 
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2014-03-08 11:42:47 AM  
www.foulmouthshirts.com
 
2014-03-08 11:53:41 AM  

Brutal Momentum Loss: Fish heads are tastier at the funny farm where people are happy all the time.

/obscure?
//back to basket weaving


They're coming to take you away
 
2014-03-08 12:00:47 PM  
Fish (salmon) heads are a buck-29 a pound at my local grocery store. My Asian wife buys them regularly.
 
2014-03-08 12:24:17 PM  

No Such Agency: The funny thing is that the "years of plenty" aren't just coming to an end.. they're already over and not enough people realize it.


Enough people realize it, just not the right people.   You know, the people spending the money (westerners).
 
2014-03-08 12:26:02 PM  

Nemo's Brother: I think any Al Gore Total Fark greenie that uses a computer or tv for recreational purposes, or does not eat fish heads is a hypocrite not worth listening to. Their opinion is invalid.


Oh, so I'd need to have a computer for work, a different computer for school, and I couldn't use either for fun?  I didn't realize that multi-purposing something was un-green.

As for the fish heads...vegan, so, no thanks.
 
2014-03-08 12:28:28 PM  

zimbomba63: TV's Vinnie: machoprogrammer: TV's Vinnie: No Such Agency:

The funny thing is that the "years of plenty" aren't just coming to an end.. they're already over and not enough people realize it.

LOL! You believe that dystopia fanfic that these idiots have been pushing?

The ocean fish stocks are crashing. It is going to be farmed or nothing as far as seafood is concerned if it doesn't stop

Read this while nibbling on your bowl of fish brains & eyeballs, freak:

http://phys.org/news/2014-03-ninety-five-cent-world-fish-mesopelagic .h tml

How can he be a prophet of doom, when you come up with crap like that?  Farking scientists with their fancy research and shiat!


Maybe because he better understands how ecosystems work than yourself?
 
2014-03-08 01:11:30 PM  
I would also have accepted "cake" as a valid answer.
 
2014-03-08 01:14:12 PM  
You heard em. Don't throw out you fish heads. Mail them to the UN.
 
2014-03-08 02:49:22 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Deep Contact: You are what you eat.
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something fishy about that photo.


It's the shirt. I can tell by the pixels.
 
2014-03-08 03:20:39 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: Fish heads are good for making soup, apparently.  I hear they're also useful as fertilizer for a garden.


They may be laughing and happy when they're in they're in the garden...
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...but by that evening...
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/this time you don't have to ask your parents if you don't get it.
/yeaaaah
 
2014-03-08 03:56:55 PM  

zimbomba63: TV's Vinnie: machoprogrammer: TV's Vinnie: No Such Agency:

The funny thing is that the "years of plenty" aren't just coming to an end.. they're already over and not enough people realize it.

LOL! You believe that dystopia fanfic that these idiots have been pushing?

The ocean fish stocks are crashing. It is going to be farmed or nothing as far as seafood is concerned if it doesn't stop

Read this while nibbling on your bowl of fish brains & eyeballs, freak:

http://phys.org/news/2014-03-ninety-five-cent-world-fish-mesopelagic .h tml

How can he be a prophet of doom, when you come up with crap like that?  Farking scientists with their fancy research and shiat!


Mesopelagic fish aren't exactly easy to catch. Also, they rely on fish at the top (when they die) for nutrients.
 
2014-03-08 03:57:11 PM  

charlesmartel11235: Easy solution
Step 1) grind it up
step 2) deep fry it in a batter
step 3) smother it in cheese
Now Americans will eat it. Problem solved.


LOL. I was thinking exactly the same thing.

The only problem with fish heads is that it looks like fish heads.

Use some industrial processing magic and mold them into different shapes and we will happily eat it singing the fast food jingle that goes along with it.
 
2014-03-08 07:18:18 PM  
Find a way for grocery stores to do something with all the "waste" food they dump because it's one day past the "Best by" date.
 
2014-03-09 12:49:31 AM  
I preferred "Dead Puppies (Aren't Much Fun)" over Fish Heads, when I used to listen to Dr. Demento's show... 

/Who am I kidding? - I'm already humming the theme...
//Damnit, to *BOTH* songs!
/// I miss Dr. D, but none of the stations around here play his show anymore.
//// Anyone know if there's a stream or podcast of his show?
 
2014-03-09 08:47:51 AM  
... has the U.N. done anything useful in the last 40-50 years?
 
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