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(News.com.au)   School bans girl for: A) Having drugs. B) Fighting. C) Being anorexic. Bonus: school thinks it could be contagious (in the "everyone might do what the cool girl does" way)   (news.com.au) divider line 13
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2014-03-08 08:51:13 AM  
8 votes:
Girls getting pregnant in high school sure is contagious. Early in my junior year of high school a girl got pregnant, shortly after a couple of her friends also got knocked up and it just cascaded from there. By the time I finished my senior year at least a dozen girls had gotten pregnant. Looking back, maybe I should have used condoms more.
2014-03-08 09:02:42 AM  
3 votes:

Gomamon: Banned from 12k GBP a year private school for anorexia, despite undergoing expensive life saving treatment for your eating disorder?

Rich white girl problems.


jonathancarter.org
2014-03-08 12:44:22 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Well it's possible, subby. Kids a re farking stupid. Wasn't there a rash of turrets cases not long ago? What ever became of that anyway?


wambu: They have likened obesity to a communicable disease, so this makes sense in that paradyne.

Which is to say neither make any farking sense.


Did you guys go to the same "school"?
2014-03-08 09:36:43 AM  
2 votes:
She needs a good role model.

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2014-03-08 08:58:54 AM  
2 votes:

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Girls getting pregnant in high school sure is contagious. Early in my junior year of high school a girl got pregnant, shortly after a couple of her friends also got knocked up and it just cascaded from there. By the time I finished my senior year at least a dozen girls had gotten pregnant. Looking back, maybe I should have used condoms more.


I don't know how it would've made a difference.  You have to have sex for the condoms to matter.
2014-03-08 08:55:26 AM  
2 votes:
fatties be jells
2014-03-08 08:41:56 AM  
2 votes:
Those monsters! The poor girl has an illness.  Obviously, she can't eat because her lips are stuck in that duckbill/kissyface position!

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2014-03-08 11:32:01 AM  
1 votes:

Great Porn Dragon: ReverendJasen: GBB: 6 stone? WTF is that?
How many smirglins in a stone?

14 lbs.  So about 28 smirglins, or 98 smurfs.

Or in Murrican units, it's very much in the "dear gods, get that girl a sammich, and not one of those weird British ones which only has cucumbers in it".  (84 lbs, which is well in the "too damn skinny" category unless she's in fourth grade or something.)


Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing?
2014-03-08 09:25:37 AM  
1 votes:

GBB: 6 stone? WTF is that?
How many smirglins in a stone?


14 lbs.  So about 28 smirglins, or 98 smurfs.
2014-03-08 09:09:33 AM  
1 votes:
This girl is a whale and needs to add bulimia to her routine, cuz anorexia just isn't cutting it. And speaking of cutting it, self-harm might not be a bad idea either.
2014-03-08 09:05:50 AM  
1 votes:
Past pupils of Northampton High include Baroness Falkender, who was private secretary to Harold Wilson, and Baroness Manningham-Buller, a former director general of the security service MI5.

Anyone?

i1.ytimg.com
2014-03-08 09:01:48 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: fatties be jells


I hear that the Jelly School has openings for them right now.

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2014-03-08 08:44:54 AM  
1 votes:

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Yeah great job, school. This move will surely help to strengthen her already fragile self-esteem.


i'm sure the comments here and on other sites will only help boost that esteem....
 
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