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(WPTV)   Man admitted to attacking a dog with a pickaxe because the dog "looked at him funny"   (wptv.com) divider line 53
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2014-03-07 11:46:22 PM  
murderpedia.org

wishes he had killed the dog as soon as it started looking at him funny.
 
2014-03-07 11:58:55 PM  
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2014-03-08 12:02:15 AM  
Hang him by the neck off that goofy bridge that's 100' feet over the ocean. Wait 15 minutes. Cut the rope.
 
2014-03-08 12:04:40 AM  
Actually it looks like it's 431 feet high. Even better.
 
2014-03-08 12:11:16 AM  
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2014-03-08 12:46:11 AM  
You begin attacking the dog with your pick-axe.
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2014-03-08 01:33:44 AM  
I know pit bulls, they are all about body language. She just looked at me funny and showed bad energy

Funny how that can happen when you PICK THE DOG UP BY ITS EARS AND THROW IT AROUND.
 
2014-03-08 02:15:39 AM  
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2014-03-08 02:15:46 AM  
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2014-03-08 02:21:12 AM  

aerojockey: You begin attacking the dog with your pick-axe.
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get dog
 
2014-03-08 02:21:26 AM  
looked or licked?

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2014-03-08 02:23:16 AM  
Oh, man.  How could I forget Carl?

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2014-03-08 02:24:35 AM  
I don't understand...
Why doesn't the headline say "Meth was involved."?
How can you have a headline like that that doesn't end with that statement?!
 
2014-03-08 02:29:29 AM  
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2014-03-08 02:31:47 AM  
"I know pit bulls, they are all about body language. She just looked at me funny and showed bad energy. I had to do something about it, for my health."

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2014-03-08 02:32:10 AM  
I was all set to be outraged until I read that it was a pitbull. That breed should be exterminated. Take pickaxes to all of them, I say.
 
2014-03-08 02:38:47 AM  
I don't care what kind of look it gives me, if I see a dog with a pickaxe I ain't attacking it.
 
2014-03-08 02:42:28 AM  
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2014-03-08 02:42:32 AM  

DrPainMD: I was all set to be outraged until I read that it was a pitbull A DOG. That breed  SPECIES should be exterminated. Take pickaxes to all of them, I say.


FTFY
 
2014-03-08 02:47:08 AM  

DrPainMD: I was all set to be outraged until I read that it was a pitbull. That breed should be exterminated. Take pickaxes to all of them, I say.


Maybe the breed is a dead end, but they didnt ask some asshole to breed them and they certainly do not deserve to be tortured by this piece of shiat until he decides to kill it with excavation equipment, and I have seen nothing in the article that suggests the retard farked up his execution and the damn thing died of suffocation in its shallow grave.

Fark this dude, I know he will only get a few months for this so the best I can hope for is that in his short stint in prison he gets turned out, contracts HIV, and dies slowish because he can't afford care.
 
2014-03-08 02:52:24 AM  
static.tvtropes.org

Artist's depiction.
 
2014-03-08 02:58:54 AM  

Yes this is dog: [img.fark.net image 640x400]


Much angry. So pissed. Wow.
 
2014-03-08 03:02:40 AM  

DrPainMD: I was all set to be outraged until I read that it was a pitbull. That breed should be exterminated. Take pickaxes to all of them, I say.


1/10

Pitbulls, like any breed of dog, are what they are depending on what the owner chooses them to be. Sucks if you are a pit bull, and your owner is a black man.
 
2014-03-08 03:02:55 AM  
"I know pit bulls, they are all about body language. She just looked at me funny and showed bad energy. I had to do something about it, for my health."

You don't know jack shiat about pitbulls or any dog for that matter, asshole.
 
2014-03-08 03:19:46 AM  
*clicks article link*

*checks to see if the offender is named "Eugene"*

*leaves disappointed*
 
2014-03-08 03:36:46 AM  

DrPainMD: I was all set to be outraged until I read that it was a pitbull. That breed should be exterminated. Take pickaxes to all of them, I say.


3/10. Not bad, you'll get some bites. Still a bit obvious.
 
2014-03-08 03:45:28 AM  
"She looked at me funny."

I guess this imbecile is related to the douche who jumped into the bear enclosure at the zoo because he said the bear was "beckoning him in" to come play with them.

IT'S A DOG you dumb dick-follower. It looks at you like a creature with a brain the size of a large radish, and it;s thinking "food...stick...sky..squirrel...tail...air...squirrel..." It isn't capable of "looking at you funny".
 
2014-03-08 03:49:11 AM  

Gyrfalcon: "She looked at me funny."

I guess this imbecile is related to the douche who jumped into the bear enclosure at the zoo because he said the bear was "beckoning him in" to come play with them.

IT'S A DOG you dumb dick-follower. It looks at you like a creature with a brain the size of a large radish, and it;s thinking "food...stick...sky..squirrel...tail...air...squirrel..." It isn't capable of "looking at you funny".


You are a strange one.  Do you think he's reading this?
 
2014-03-08 03:54:08 AM  

Gyrfalcon: It looks at you like a creature with a brain the size of a large radish,


You have no idea how wrong you are.

A: About the smallness of dog brains.

B: About the bigness of the guy in the article's brain.
 
2014-03-08 04:08:27 AM  
*jumps in, hissing loudly*

I don't think the guy's brain was all that big.
 
2014-03-08 04:13:54 AM  
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2014-03-08 04:42:50 AM  
She'd never looked at anyone funny before.
 
2014-03-08 04:52:14 AM  
i30.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-08 05:41:39 AM  
www.thehollyweirdtimes.com

"GIVE YOUR DADDY SOME SUGAH!!!!! AND SOME TREATS!!!!!"
 
2014-03-08 05:46:03 AM  
i762.photobucket.com

Dumbass. The dog was just baked.
 
2014-03-08 06:24:30 AM  
Define "funny".
 
2014-03-08 07:17:43 AM  
dog gone
 
2014-03-08 07:26:17 AM  
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2014-03-08 07:39:44 AM  
Too bad when he gets stabbed with a dickaxe because he looks at somebody funny
 
2014-03-08 07:48:10 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-08 07:53:36 AM  
Dogs can smell crazy.
 
2014-03-08 08:29:31 AM  
What exactly is wrong about killing your own dog? A pickax to the head is a quick, painless death.

Picking it up by the ears and hitting it sounds abusive, but it seems they charged him for killing his own dog without giving it a scary, expensive trip to the vet.
 
2014-03-08 08:53:48 AM  
Because 'it looked at him funny'?

www.digmydog.org

/wait until Buba tells him that he looked at him purty like
 
2014-03-08 09:28:42 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: What exactly is wrong about killing your own dog? A pickax to the head is a quick, painless death.

Picking it up by the ears and hitting it sounds abusive, but it seems they charged him for killing his own dog without giving it a scary, expensive trip to the vet.


Hey, looks we found our resident serial killer for the day.

How's the quicklime pit full of hookers coming?
 
2014-03-08 09:57:54 AM  
Funny is pretty much the only way my dog looks at anything.

Seriously, he's ridiculous.
 
2014-03-08 10:22:20 AM  

Yes this is dog:


I scrolled down way too far to find that
 
2014-03-08 10:37:05 AM  
How did he just have a pickaxe lying around?  Do people keep things like that in their kitchen or something?
 
2014-03-08 11:08:52 AM  

techgeek07: How did he just have a pickaxe lying around?  Do people keep things like that in their kitchen or something?


Yes.  I have one with my tools next to the back door.  The tool shed is full of Christmas decorations....
 
2014-03-08 11:38:08 AM  

doglover: Lars The Canadian Viking: What exactly is wrong about killing your own dog? A pickax to the head is a quick, painless death.

Picking it up by the ears and hitting it sounds abusive, but it seems they charged him for killing his own dog without giving it a scary, expensive trip to the vet.

Hey, looks we found our resident serial killer for the day.

How's the quicklime pit full of hookers coming?


Nothing wrong with putting your dog down yourself when it's time. Now, it looks like he's talking about doing it as apposed to going to the vet to put the dog down. This is not to say it's OK to kill your dog just because you feel like killing it. That's something different. That's something a cat would do.
 
2014-03-08 04:33:00 PM  
i1005.photobucket.com

What a dog looking at you funny might look like.
 
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