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(Patheos)   Baptist pastor performs in blackface at National Young Fundamentalist Conference   (patheos.com ) divider line
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2014-03-08 12:49:56 AM  
10 votes:
Stay classy, Roman lion chow
2014-03-08 01:31:57 AM  
7 votes:
Isn't boxing dangerously close to dancing for Baptists?
2014-03-08 03:54:51 AM  
6 votes:
Christ.  What an asshole.
2014-03-08 05:22:25 AM  
5 votes:

That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.

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I didn't realize how racist an American actor playing an Australian character playing an African American character in a movie inside a movie who's co-characters remind him that he's not really African American was. Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
2014-03-08 08:49:41 AM  
4 votes:
www.qwipster.net

Blackface is only appropriate when trying to sneak past the cops to catch a train
2014-03-08 06:31:11 AM  
4 votes:

That Guy...From That Show!: stoli n coke: That Guy...From That Show!: stoli n coke: That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.

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Wow. You might be the first person over the age of 12 who didn't get the point of that movie.

I would imagine that it's difficult to reply with such a large hook in your mouth but it seems you may be used to having one in there.


Of course.
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Or.....
Fark posts article link looking to provoke
Article was created looking to provoke
Tropic Thunder was created looking to provoke
I post in fark article topic about article looking to provoke and Tropic Thunder looking to provoke which provokes and causes a cascade of replies.

Try to save face all you will and your face probably leaks when you try to drink fluids.


Tropic Thunder was created from the imagination of a screenwriter.
This article was not created. It merely reported what this idiot did.
Or are you one of those folks that thinks Newt Gingrich was taken out of context when networks ran unedited recordings of his actual statements?

Do you see the difference, or do you need a felt board and some puppets?
2014-03-08 03:11:21 AM  
4 votes:
So? Have you seen a pic of teh baby Jebus? He was performing in whiteface every day.
2014-03-08 07:18:07 AM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2014-03-08 02:43:41 AM  
3 votes:
Soon they'll discover that The Power of Michael Buffer's Lawyer Compels You
2014-03-08 12:21:01 AM  
3 votes:
Not one little bit surprised.  Just Christians doing what Christians do to get the kids involved.  Appeal to the young people.  You know, like worship bands and all.
2014-03-08 10:20:22 AM  
2 votes:

moodyfark: It looks to me like he was trying to impersonate Mr. T (poorly, but that's beside the point)


That's what happens whenever Christians try to adapt anything popular to Christianity

Christian rock - terrible
Christian cartoons - terrible
Christian summer camps - terrible
Christian pantomime? - terrible
2014-03-08 06:50:48 AM  
2 votes:

That Guy...From That Show!: jso2897: That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.

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No it isn't. It's an old, false, and boring meme. It's about as far from "interesting" as any other made up RW paranoia.

If that were really true then you wouldn't have felt compelled to react to that or this as well.


I'm sorry - I thought we were talking to one another on a publuc forum here. You said something I disagree with - namely, that the whining of "victimized", paranoid "Christians" is interesting. I don't think it is, and said so.
Excuse the shiat outta me, Your Highness.
2014-03-08 06:25:34 AM  
2 votes:

Make More Hinjews: cynicalminion: dibs on your dropped treasure, and your mom's in the wagon for later.

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Thanks, but I've got five party members with prior dibs.


and i've got a gelatinous cube.

*yoink*

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2014-03-08 06:16:14 AM  
2 votes:

That Guy...From That Show!: stoli n coke: That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.

[oi62.tinypic.com image 720x480]


Wow. You might be the first person over the age of 12 who didn't get the point of that movie.

I would imagine that it's difficult to reply with such a large hook in your mouth but it seems you may be used to having one in there.



Of course.
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2014-03-08 06:06:25 AM  
2 votes:
Monkeyfark Ridiculous:5. the ignorant think "blackface" means a non-black person wearing makeup to look like a black person.

"Blackface is a form of theatrical makeup used by white performers to represent a black person. " - The Ignorant, apparently.
2014-03-08 05:53:44 AM  
2 votes:

That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.

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Wow. You might be the first person over the age of 12 who didn't get the point of that movie.
2014-03-08 04:01:08 AM  
2 votes:
beijingcream.com

Does not approve.
2014-03-08 03:49:52 AM  
2 votes:
Someone should tell his mammy.
2014-03-08 12:32:35 PM  
1 vote:

jmr61: Every time I see the term baptist I equate it with stupid. It seems I'm correct.


images.nationalgeographic.com
Frowns at your shenanigans.
2014-03-08 10:52:58 AM  
1 vote:

CanisNoir: StrangeQ: CanisNoir: I'm going to take issue with your last statement. Do you believe gay marriage should be legal? Regardless of how you answer you will be for enacting legislation based upon your personal belief system. Why is it okay for you and not them? Everyone supports legislation based upon their definition of what is morally correct, you'll just have to deal with the fact that a majority of your countrymen will have thiers colored by religion.

Wrong, care to try again?  The purpose of the law is NOT to legislate morality.  The purpose of the law is to ensure that in the eyes of the law everyone is treated fairly.  Want to run a flower business and refuse to make bouquets for the gay couple because you believe their pairing is an abomination?  Fine.  That's your opinion and you have a right to it.  What you don't have a right to is to be shielded from boycotts and criticism from more intelligent people that think you are an ignorant, bigoted, backward moron.

Uh no. The idea of equality under the law is a relatively new idea in the world and is based upon the moral idea that "all men are created equal and endowed by their creator with inalienable rights". Every piece of legislation at it's base is what people think is morally correct.


"All men are created equal" is from the Declaration of Independence. Our system of government and laws is based on the Constitution, not the DoI. You are wrong again.

At some point it becomes acceptable to cut your losses and bail from the thread.
2014-03-08 10:29:24 AM  
1 vote:

That Guy...From That Show!: jso2897: That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.

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No it isn't. It's an old, false, and boring meme. It's about as far from "interesting" as any other made up RW paranoia.

If that were really true then you wouldn't have felt compelled to react to that or this as well.


Ah, that old Morton's fork, so popular among Creationists:

1. If you ignore me, that validates me because it proves you're unable or afraid to debate my point.
2. If you don't ignore me, that validates me because it proves I'm worth your time and attention.
2014-03-08 09:27:47 AM  
1 vote:
i176.photobucket.com
2014-03-08 08:59:07 AM  
1 vote:

That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.


Poe's law in action.
2014-03-08 08:21:49 AM  
1 vote:

Make More Hinjews: Monkeyfark Ridiculous:5. the ignorant think "blackface" means a non-black person wearing makeup to look like a black person.

"Blackface is a form of theatrical makeup used by white performers to represent a black person. " - The Ignorant, apparently.


True as far as it goes, but it'd be wrong even by the terms of that article itself to take that sentence as a complete definition (blackface performances have also been done by black performers, for instance), and IMO it's highly misleading to use an overbroad definition of the term to conflate "wearing makeup to look more like Mr. T" with "blackface minstrelsy playing to broad racial stereotypes."

/but point taken; I retract the "ignorant"
2014-03-08 07:34:33 AM  
1 vote:

Miss Alexandra: Big deal.

Meanwhile you have this cRap "music" that has lyrics like this:

"I kill a devil right now ... I say kill whitey all nightey long ... I stabbed a farking Jew with a steeple ... I would kill a cracker for nothing, just for the fark of it ... Menace Clan kill a cracker; jack 'em even quicker ... catch that devil slipping; blow his farking brains out"
"fark a Record Deal"; Menace Clan, Da Hood, 1995, Rap-A-Lot Records, Noo Trybe Records, subsidiaries of Thorn EMI; called The EMI Group since 1997, United Kingdom.

So compared to that, blackface is like, meh.


Yeah, 2 douchebags with one record almost 20 years ago totally makes everything even for Jim Crow, the KKK, Lynching, Minstrel Shows, and of course, Slavery.

Big deal! Totally!
2014-03-08 07:24:53 AM  
1 vote:

Clint_Torres: wellreadneck: Clint_Torres: [img.fark.net image 436x1500]

Man, this is hard to do, when you're an obsessive 'perfectionist' like myself.

Could replace that boxing glove with a BBC?
That would be perfect.


Here you go.

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NSFW!!!!!

At least I'll have an interesting breakfast topic.
"How was your night/morning?"
"It was okay. I got asked to Photoshop some BBC."
(blank stare)


Thanks. Me, too.
"Morning, watcha up to?"
"Not much. Asked someone to Photoshop a BBC."
(cocked eyebrow)
2014-03-08 07:06:12 AM  
1 vote:

cynicalminion: skip next "right wingnut attacking left-dingbat" and enjoy making fun of ourselves.


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2014-03-08 06:56:11 AM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: Slappajo: To do that, he used black face paint.  Had he not, it would have been a shiatty impression of Mr. T.  But using black face paint apparently hurts some people's feelings.  We don't want to hurt anyone's feelings...therefore BAN IT ALL.

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Tell him that.

But yeah. We're the real racists, blah blah blah.


No, that's not an impression of Mr. T.  It's a white guy with a mohawk.  That's more of an American Indian impersonation.  Damn now they're going to be mad too.
2014-03-08 06:32:12 AM  
1 vote:

cynicalminion: Make More Hinjews: cynicalminion: dibs on your dropped treasure, and your mom's in the wagon for later.

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Thanks, but I've got five party members with prior dibs.

and i've got a gelatinous cube.

*yoink*

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2014-03-08 06:11:08 AM  
1 vote:

JoieD'Zen: So you got laid?


Well, let's just say that I found out I was bi one summer at 16 with a preacher's kid from Little Rock, Arkansas.
2014-03-08 06:09:27 AM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: wellreadneck: I'm guessing the National Young Fundamentalists Conference is chocked full of weird.

When I was a teenager, our church used to send us to Aquire the Fire and Youth for the Nations.

There was so much repressed homosexuality and sexual desire there you could swim through the hormones.


So you got laid?
2014-03-08 05:58:18 AM  
1 vote:

wellreadneck: I'm guessing the National Young Fundamentalists Conference is chocked full of weird.


When I was a teenager, our church used to send us to Aquire the Fire and Youth for the Nations.

There was so much repressed homosexuality and sexual desire there you could swim through the hormones.
2014-03-08 05:28:21 AM  
1 vote:
I see the GOP convention started a little bit early.
2014-03-08 05:22:19 AM  
1 vote:

That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.

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No, son, you're a racist. Just go ahead and admit it. Everyone knows already, come on out of the closet.
2014-03-08 04:55:11 AM  
1 vote:

That Guy...From That Show!: jso2897: That Guy...From That Show!: It's interesting that bigots will go after Christians for doing the same thing that the bigots applaud others for doing.

[oi62.tinypic.com image 720x480]

No it isn't. It's an old, false, and boring meme. It's about as far from "interesting" as any other made up RW paranoia.

If that were really true then you wouldn't have felt compelled to react to that or this as well.


Pointing out my stupidity PROVES I'M RIGHT!!! AAAAAAAABOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!! *drool* *slump*

/ *thud*
2014-03-08 04:52:01 AM  
1 vote:
You people shouldn't judge him. He's a man of GOD and nothing in the Bible forbids what he did so he did nothing wrong. Obviously this site is full of gay pedophiles, communists. dope smokers, and Obammy lovers.
You should all be reported to law enforcement and locked up for blaspheming our GOD!
2014-03-08 04:09:21 AM  
1 vote:
Your the real racists.  Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
 
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