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(My San Antonio)   When he rides a float, the spectators throw beads at him. He is... the most interesting grand marshal in the world   (blog.mysanantonio.com) divider line 25
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2014-03-08 12:05:16 AM
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2014-03-08 12:09:53 AM
Honorary grand marshals are State Senator Leticia Van de Putte and husband Pete Van de Putte, founder and owner of Dixie Flag Manufacturing Company.

I just can't help but hear that name in my head as "Vander Poot."  And the mood I'm in tonight, I just giggle.
 
2014-03-08 01:06:24 AM
Why'd they introduce him like The Stig?
 
2014-03-08 01:11:34 AM
Is it true that people threw donuts to Rob Ryan when he was a grand marshal this past week?
 
2014-03-08 01:14:20 AM
In South Texas, we usually just whip a battery at them. Preferably a 12v. Cold Cranking amps.FTW.
 
2014-03-08 01:22:04 AM

Ex-Texan: In South Texas, we usually just whip a battery at them. Preferably a 12v. Cold Cranking amps.FTW.


I must be getting drunk, because I laughed way too hard at that mental image
 
2014-03-08 01:23:44 AM
"Fiesta Flambeau Parade." So... gay pride, then?
 
2014-03-08 01:27:41 AM
He'll also give the command to start engines at Las Vegas Motor Speedway on Sunday.

"I don't always start my engines without a key, but when I do, it's at LVMS."
 
2014-03-08 01:32:36 AM
Vin Scully?

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2014-03-08 01:36:51 AM

JonnyBGoode: "Fiesta Flambeau Parade." So... gay pride, then?


My first reaction as well.

ApatheticMonkey: Why'd they introduce him like The Stig?


Some say he has killed his liver five times over, and that the masculinity in his big toe can impregnate five thousand women. At once. Without even touching them. All we know is...he's called the most interesting man in the world.
 
2014-03-08 01:37:36 AM
Why is Torchy at the most interesting man's wake?

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2014-03-08 01:56:23 AM
"Flamebeau" I'm sure.img.fark.net
 
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2014-03-08 01:57:44 AM

JonnyBGoode: "Fiesta Flambeau Parade." So... gay pride, then?


You're thinking of the Cornyation.  A notable event.  Although, NIOSA and Fiesta are very gay friendly, for South Texas anyway.  Orale.

 
2014-03-08 02:54:41 AM
Parade organizers were staggered to learn that first choice, Clara "Where's the Beef" Peller, had passed away just 27 years earlier.
 
2014-03-08 05:32:30 AM
I don't always throw up
But when I do
 
2014-03-08 07:42:38 AM
 
2014-03-08 09:29:35 AM

savagepenguin: The Most Interesting Man In The World's Ex-Wife


Thank you. That was funny. I need a shot of funny.
 
2014-03-08 09:33:00 AM
WOOOT!!!  I might actually go this year...
 
2014-03-08 11:14:09 AM
So they're going to ride around with a picture of him in a car?
 
2014-03-08 11:26:20 AM

mikalmd: So they're going to ride around with a picture of him in a car?


hrmm... that would be INTERESTING!!!
 
2014-03-08 11:29:43 AM
I heard he once played a Redshirt on Star Trek and Lived...
 
2014-03-08 12:23:47 PM
It's about time he got some recognition.
 
2014-03-08 12:31:15 PM
His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"
 
2014-03-08 05:37:31 PM
Yea, it was funny the first couple times. But now he's just a douchebag glorifying stupid inebriates. It's now always Spring Break, you f*cking asswipe.
 
2014-03-09 06:06:38 AM

mikalmd: So they're going to ride around with a picture of him in a car?


His portrait was grand marshal of a parade. He is... the most interesting man in the world.
 
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