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(CTV News) NewsFlash Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 from Kuala Lampur to Beijing with 227 people on board is missing   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 563
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2014-03-08 12:18:40 AM  

serial_crusher: ummhima2: CraicBaby: 8 inches: Anyone notice the names of the pilot and co-pilot?

Why yes, that is racist speculation.

You do know that Malaysia has a significant Muslim population, right?

why does that matter china isnt

Not sure if their car driving ability directly translates to their plane-flying ability. If it did, this sort of thing is remarkably rare.


A) you're a racist, and B) the pilots aren't Chinese.
 
2014-03-08 12:19:17 AM  
The co-pilot was only 27 if that means anything.
 
2014-03-08 12:19:30 AM  
Let's be honest here... this thing is in the water off the coast of Vietnam. Now we figure out how it got there.
 
2014-03-08 12:20:46 AM  

Kittypie070: duckpoopy: I am a stupid LIAR who spreads false reports.
If you can't tell the truth GTFO.


With events like this, there's always plenty of information reported, even by seemingly good sources, that turns out to have been false. The only way to be sure is to wait.
 
2014-03-08 12:20:48 AM  

meow said the dog: Does anyone have the marinara saucing for the copypasta shared to you all by me?


Why did you spew that garbage?? Why??
 
2014-03-08 12:20:59 AM  

RepoManTSM: The co-pilot was only 27 if that means anything.


With damn near 3000 hours of flight time
 
2014-03-08 12:22:01 AM  

WTFDYW: Thank goodness for FARK when it comes to breaking news. As much as I LOVE to snark on FARK, I learn of news before any of my family or work mates. They think I'm a wizard. LOL


You may already have this turned on ... but you can get Fark to email you for any item that gets the "News Flash" tag. It's in the myFark under the Notifications tab.
 
2014-03-08 12:24:12 AM  

Farking Canuck: WTFDYW: Thank goodness for FARK when it comes to breaking news. As much as I LOVE to snark on FARK, I learn of news before any of my family or work mates. They think I'm a wizard. LOL

You may already have this turned on ... but you can get Fark to email you for any item that gets the "News Flash" tag. It's in the myFark under the Notifications tab.


And if you have the mobile app, you can have it send you notifications to your phone.
 
2014-03-08 12:24:38 AM  
Just saw a tweet that says the Vietnamese navy says that the plane crashed near Phu Quoc island.
 
2014-03-08 12:25:43 AM  

Kittypie070: meow said the dog: Does anyone have the marinara saucing for the copypasta shared to you all by me?

Why did you spew that garbage?? Why??



I would assume the answer, as it usually is, is "because meow said the dog".
 
2014-03-08 12:27:07 AM  
"UPDATE [12:37]: Tuoi Tre, a leading daily in Vietnam, reports that the Vietnamese Navy has confirmed the plane crashed into the ocean.  According to Navy Admiral Ngo Van Phat, Commander of the Region 5, military radar recorded that the plane crashed into the sea at a location 153 miles South of Phu Quoc island. "

Source:
http://my.news.yahoo.com/mas-aircraft-goes-missing--says-airline-023 82 0132.html
 
2014-03-08 12:27:07 AM  
Why, meow, WHY??
 
2014-03-08 12:27:40 AM  

RepoManTSM: The co-pilot was only 27 if that means anything.


Well...

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-08 12:28:33 AM  
1.    China - 152 plus 1 infant
2.    Malaysia - 38
3.    Indonesia - 12
4.    Australia - 7
5.    France - 3
6.    United States of America  - 3 pax plus 1 infant
7.    New Zealand - 2
8.    Ukraine - 2
9.    Canada - 2
10.  Russia - 1
11.  Italy - 1
12.  Taiwan - 1
13.  Netherlands - 1
14.  Austria - 1

I agree with differentiating real people fro infants on a plane.

There were Russians and Ukrainians on the plane. Coincidence?

What is the Obama administration hiding from us about this incident?
 
2014-03-08 12:29:58 AM  

dj_bigbird: Just saw a tweet that says the Vietnamese navy says that the plane crashed near Phu Quoc island.


To now be known as F*cking Shiat Island.
 
2014-03-08 12:30:24 AM  
A plane crashed off the coast of Vietnam.

Has anyone seen John McCain lately?

/drunk
 
2014-03-08 12:30:33 AM  
The flight has been found, according to an article from Yahoo.  http://my.news.yahoo.com/mas-aircraft-goes-missing--says-airline-0238 2 0132.html

My heart still goes out to the families who've lost a loved one in this crash. :(
 
2014-03-08 12:31:08 AM  
I'm getting sick of seeing people die according to repeating numbers, and I know I am not the only one.

I am not saying something is behind it, personally, I feel it;s the way of the world itself and time itself.
 
2014-03-08 12:31:39 AM  
Shiat.
 
2014-03-08 12:31:41 AM  

phrawgh: I agree with differentiating real people fro infants on a plane.


The infants are separated because the they were on a lap without a ticket.
 
2014-03-08 12:32:17 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Has anyone seen John McCain lately?


BOOOOOO
 
2014-03-08 12:32:20 AM  

walktoanarcade: I'm getting sick of seeing people die according to repeating numbers, and I know I am not the only one.

I am not saying something is behind it, personally, I feel it;s the way of the world itself and time itself.


shiat, maybe I'm too drunk, but that doesn't make any sense and you are probably insane.
 
2014-03-08 12:32:45 AM  

Ionessa: The flight has been found, according to an article from Yahoo.  http://my.news.yahoo.com/mas-aircraft-goes-missing--says-airline-0238 2 0132.html

My heart still goes out to the families who've lost a loved one in this crash. :(


No other news sites are confirming that, so I'm not believing it until I hear otherwise.
 
2014-03-08 12:32:57 AM  

make me some tea: cameroncrazy1984: Has anyone seen John McCain lately?

BOOOOOO


Look, I said I was drunk.
 
2014-03-08 12:33:36 AM  

walktoanarcade: I'm getting sick of seeing people die according to repeating numbers, and I know I am not the only one.

I am not saying something is behind it, personally, I feel it;s the way of the world itself and time itself.


Can I buy pot from you?
 
2014-03-08 12:34:54 AM  

dj_bigbird: Just saw a tweet that says the Vietnamese navy says that the plane crashed near Phu Quoc island.


It's in shallow waters off the coast of Vietnam, 30-60 ft. If it went in there.
 
2014-03-08 12:35:26 AM  

dj_bigbird: Just saw a tweet that says the Vietnamese navy says that the plane crashed near Phu Quoc island.


Is that pronounced F*ck walk or Poo caulk?
 
2014-03-08 12:36:09 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: walktoanarcade: I'm getting sick of seeing people die according to repeating numbers, and I know I am not the only one.

I am not saying something is behind it, personally, I feel it;s the way of the world itself and time itself.

shiat, maybe I'm too drunk, but that doesn't make any sense and you are probably insane.


Oh you again. Hey, not tonight, guy.   I'm too relaxed and I doubt I could explain well even if you were willing over the Internet.

And I just don't care. Life is insane, me I'm fine.
 
2014-03-08 12:38:32 AM  

CraicBaby: Ionessa: The flight has been found, according to an article from Yahoo.  http://my.news.yahoo.com/mas-aircraft-goes-missing--says-airline-0238 2 0132.html

My heart still goes out to the families who've lost a loved one in this crash. :(

No other news sites are confirming that, so I'm not believing it until I hear otherwise.


I'm still taking it with a grain of salt, but at this point something has to be up. Which is why I fear the worst for this flight.
 
2014-03-08 12:38:48 AM  
http://my.news.yahoo.com/mas-ceo-no-sign-technical-failure-mh370-0508 0 0634.html

ummmmm who thinks dropping off radar and losing all contact is not some form of technical failure accidental or intentional
 
2014-03-08 12:39:39 AM  

walktoanarcade: Oh you again. Hey, not tonight, guy.   I'm too relaxed and I doubt I could explain well even if you were willing over the Internet.

And I just don't care. Life is insane, me I'm fine.


Ah, yep, you ARE super high. Well that explains the rambling craziness.

I'd rather just be drunk and funny. Which I am.
 
2014-03-08 12:41:34 AM  

ummhima2: http://my.news.yahoo.com/mas-ceo-no-sign-technical-failure-mh370-0508 0 0634.html

ummmmm who thinks dropping off radar and losing all contact is not some form of technical failure accidental or intentional


Let's ask timecube guy.
 
2014-03-08 12:43:12 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: walktoanarcade: Oh you again. Hey, not tonight, guy.   I'm too relaxed and I doubt I could explain well even if you were willing over the Internet.

And I just don't care. Life is insane, me I'm fine.

Ah, yep, you ARE super high. Well that explains the rambling craziness.

I'd rather just be drunk and funny. Which I am.


If you say so, chief, Guess what? I'm not high. That may change soon..

Heh. "may" Ok, that's it, I'm putting you on ignore to reserve my responses and attention to those who aren't negative by default as you are.

You doubt before you even l know what you're doubting.
 
2014-03-08 12:43:48 AM  

JSam21: RepoManTSM: The co-pilot was only 27 if that means anything.

With damn near 3000 hours of flight time


That's what...two to three years on the job? 8hrs a day times x weeks a year?

/not too sure how flight time is calculated or logged
 
2014-03-08 12:45:32 AM  
In this day and age, if you lose a plane for more than 5 minutes, you might as well start trawling the ocean or scanning the ground with helicopters for debris.
 
2014-03-08 12:46:30 AM  
The thing I'm talking about is kind of like the historical facts regrading the beginning and the ending of significant occurrences, i.e., the 27 Club;et al.

Math n' shait.
 
2014-03-08 12:48:31 AM  

queezyweezel: JSam21: RepoManTSM: The co-pilot was only 27 if that means anything.

With damn near 3000 hours of flight time

That's what...two to three years on the job? 8hrs a day times x weeks a year?

/not too sure how flight time is calculated or logged


I'm guessing flight time is measured in hours?

/Couldn't help myself.
 
2014-03-08 12:48:57 AM  

walktoanarcade: You doubt before you even l know what you're doubting.


Yeah. You're clearly not high. Sure.
 
2014-03-08 12:49:40 AM  

queezyweezel: JSam21: RepoManTSM: The co-pilot was only 27 if that means anything.

With damn near 3000 hours of flight time

That's what...two to three years on the job? 8hrs a day times x weeks a year?

/not too sure how flight time is calculated or logged


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2014-03-08 12:49:46 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good technical discussion over here, if anyone is interested.



Doesn't look good... According to that site (though link is farked):


Hey guys,

It's bad news....

http://www.airlinereporter.com/2014/...sia-airlines-flight-mh370-miss i ng/

Quote of the headline: "UPDATED: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a Boeing 777-200ER has crashed near Vietnam"
 
2014-03-08 12:50:27 AM  

walktoanarcade: Heh. "may" Ok, that's it, I'm putting you on ignore to reserve my responses and attention to those who aren't negative by default as you are.

 Doesn't take much to get put on ignore by you. Just point out that your posts are nonsensical and/or uninformed and boom ... down comes the ban hammer.
 
2014-03-08 12:52:09 AM  

LessO2: queezyweezel: JSam21: RepoManTSM: The co-pilot was only 27 if that means anything.

With damn near 3000 hours of flight time

That's what...two to three years on the job? 8hrs a day times x weeks a year?

/not too sure how flight time is calculated or logged

notsureifserious.jpg


Is it time on the flight deck, or just time in the air? Does sitting at the gate waiting to push back count?
 
2014-03-08 12:52:36 AM  

Monaro: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good technical discussion over here, if anyone is interested.


Doesn't look good... According to that site (though link is farked):


Hey guys,

It's bad news....

http://www.airlinereporter.com/2014/...sia-airlines-flight-mh370-miss i ng/

Quote of the headline: "UPDATED: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a Boeing 777-200ER has crashed near Vietnam"


It is on their home page: http://www.airlinereporter.com/
 
2014-03-08 12:52:55 AM  

Farking Canuck: walktoanarcade: Heh. "may" Ok, that's it, I'm putting you on ignore to reserve my responses and attention to those who aren't negative by default as you are.
 Doesn't take much to get put on ignore by you. Just point out that your posts are nonsensical and/or uninformed and boom ... down comes the ban hammer.


Yep. There's a guy who just can't take being critiqued. Oh well.

I haven't seen any major news sources confirming a crash yet.
 
2014-03-08 12:56:41 AM  

Farking Canuck: walktoanarcade: Heh. "may" Ok, that's it, I'm putting you on ignore to reserve my responses and attention to those who aren't negative by default as you are.
 Doesn't take much to get put on ignore by you. Just point out that your posts are nonsensical and/or uninformed and boom ... down comes the ban hammer.


Oh, I take people off periodically, and you're right, it doesn't take much.  My tolerance for the intolerant is nearly used up.

Besides, fark has lot of other people that are far more intelligent than cameronmcdrinkstoomuchacuttytrustfund IV

/life is irony
 
2014-03-08 12:57:13 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: I haven't seen any major news sources confirming a crash yet.


Yeah ... just skimmed a few. They are all still on "missing". None that I found have run with the Vietnamese Navy report yet.
 
2014-03-08 12:58:12 AM  

Monaro: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good technical discussion over here, if anyone is interested.


Doesn't look good... According to that site (though link is farked):


Hey guys,

It's bad news....

http://www.airlinereporter.com/2014/...sia-airlines-flight-mh370-miss i ng/

Quote of the headline: "UPDATED: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a Boeing 777-200ER has crashed near Vietnam"



Hope at least some of the passengers have a chance.  Certainly no chance in hell of a Sullenberger landing though.

RIP to anyone on that plane who has died.
 
2014-03-08 12:59:17 AM  

walktoanarcade: Oh, I take people off periodically, and you're right, it doesn't take much. My tolerance for the intolerant is nearly used up.


Lol ... no shiat. You claimed to have ignored me earlier today and I seem to be back in the land of the living.

P.S. The only reason I commented was to see if you're one of those guys who tells everyone that they are being ignored but never actually does it.
 
2014-03-08 01:03:35 AM  

Farking Canuck: walktoanarcade: Oh, I take people off periodically, and you're right, it doesn't take much. My tolerance for the intolerant is nearly used up.

Lol ... no shiat. You claimed to have ignored me earlier today and I seem to be back in the land of the living.

P.S. The only reason I commented was to see if you're one of those guys who tells everyone that they are being ignored but never actually does it.


I haven't been "that guy" too much, not fully that's for sure. I mean, I am not deluded, I realize that most people aren't going to give a shiat if I exist or not, but when dealing with a pest, I get the overwhelming feeling that in that moment, such is not the case.

I am trying to be more tolerant and laid back, but hey,....and I did have you on ignore, but second chances...third chances...I'm naive like that. (and no, I don't think you care either, not in any morbid way, that's what I'm getting here)

:)
 
2014-03-08 01:04:25 AM  
Here is a more reliable source, which says nothing is confirmed:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/08/malaysian-airlines-plane - live
 
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