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(CBS Minnesota)   School administrators force girl to stand outside during a fire alarm in subzero temperatures, in nothing but a towel and swimsuit because regulations, and without regulations next thing you know it's Somalia up in here   (minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line 13
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2014-03-07 09:31:02 PM  
8 votes:

miss diminutive: But due to school policy, she wasn't allowed to sit in a faculty-member's car.

Sounds like someone should have just ignored the policy on compassionate grounds and sat her in the car for her own well being.

But then we'd probably be reading about how the teacher was fired due to the school's zero tolerance policy on student-teacher interactions outside the classroom, or some other such nonsense.


Especially since his car is warm and dry. It would just lead to strong words in the staff room and flying accusations.
2014-03-07 10:43:06 PM  
4 votes:

walktoanarcade: grimlock1972: in this case i say damn the regulation, put the girl in a car, no one else in the car.  Put a female staff member by the car to keep an eye on her.

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Why? Lesbians don't exist and female teachers are never lesbians who act on their impulses just like the straight men?

I mean it, it's like people are trained to distrust men and trust women blindly.

/post both sexes near the car


You mean men and women have never participated in a three-way sexual assault before? It's like people are trained to trust two people simply because they're opposite genders.

/post the entire faculty in the car itself and then wrap the car in bubblewrap
2014-03-07 09:23:01 PM  
3 votes:
Cut the high beams off, hon!
2014-03-07 09:32:14 PM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: But due to school policy, she wasn't allowed to sit in a faculty-member's car.

Sounds like someone should have just ignored the policy on compassionate grounds and sat her in the car for her own well being.

But then we'd probably be reading about how the teacher was fired due to the school's zero tolerance policy on student-teacher interactions outside the classroom, or some other such nonsense.


Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry
2014-03-07 09:30:25 PM  
2 votes:
Every single regulation brings us farther from Somalia and closer to perfection.

Every. Single. One.

Do not think of them as "laws" think of them as "gifts".
2014-03-08 01:09:52 AM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: grimlock1972: walktoanarcade: grimlock1972: in this case i say damn the regulation, put the girl in a car, no one else in the car.  Put a female staff member by the car to keep an eye on her.

.

Why? Lesbians don't exist and female teachers are never lesbians who act on their impulses just like the straight men?

I mean it, it's like people are trained to distrust men and trust women blindly.

/post both sexes near the car

eh fair enough, i only said female as it would be less likely any one would complain.

Yeah, I know, but I felt I had to stick up for up men folk.  I wasn't getting pissy.


no sweat man, and i agree with you, its just that my flame retardant boxers are dirty so i need to avoid flames.
2014-03-08 12:43:32 AM  
1 votes:

OhioUGrad: kling_klang_bed: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 278x400]

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Such a shame that at such a young age she has freaking udders.


It's okay man. You can just come out of the closet and say it now. It's 2014 you know.
2014-03-07 10:26:23 PM  
1 votes:
Hooray for zero tolerance.

Just give the teensicle some charts and graphs showing how statistically unlikely it was for her to be caught in that situation to keep her warm and comfortable, because for the most part the drills have not caused any of those problems.
2014-03-07 09:53:45 PM  
1 votes:
Wait

Do you smell that


*sniff* *sniff*


Smells like a lawsuit to me
2014-03-07 09:39:03 PM  
1 votes:
Boo hoo; little 'flake got a little frostbite. It looks like she's still got all of her bits. When I was her age; I had to walk 20 miles, barefoot, uphill both ways, in the snow; while fighting Balrogs to get to school.
2014-03-07 09:32:03 PM  
1 votes:
This isn't 'Nam, there are rules.
2014-03-07 09:29:01 PM  
1 votes:
This must be the twist from "Frozen" I keep hearing about.
2014-03-07 09:28:01 PM  
1 votes:
School administrators are getting to be so bad it makes me think we SHOULD do away with public education

/make parents responsible for educating their own spawn
//if they can't pass a GED test by 18, kid gets drafted and parents get fined
///why no... I don't have kids. Why do you ask?
 
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