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(Examiner)   Woman sorting clothes at a Unique Thrift Shop in Chicago when gun drops out of clothes, accidentally fires and kills her   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Unique Thrift, Far South Side, Chicago, eternal flame, clothing  
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5161 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2014 at 10:07 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-07 09:58:56 PM  
5 votes:
Walk into the afterlife like, "what up? "I gotta big cock." Nah, I'm just shot by a gun in a thrift shop.
2014-03-07 11:34:31 PM  
4 votes:
Who among us men hasn't had their gun discharge in the vicinity of a sock.
2014-03-07 11:44:20 PM  
3 votes:

jso2897: And, equally obligatory:
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As an NRA member, I have to say I *have* noticed Cat Fancy getting a little too lib for my tastes...

Someone will believe this is true.
2014-03-07 10:13:49 PM  
3 votes:
If only she had had a gun of her own, then she would have been able to protect herself from the... the...

...pile of... clothes...?
2014-03-07 10:25:34 PM  
2 votes:
If only there were gun laws in Chicago!!!
2014-03-07 10:22:58 PM  
2 votes:

feckingmorons: Old_Chief_Scott: What kind of gun fits in a sock? A derringer maybe?


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2014-03-07 10:19:48 PM  
2 votes:
damn you macklemore..he said he was going to pop some tags.

the signs were there.
2014-03-07 10:13:12 PM  
2 votes:
Guns don't kill people.
2014-03-07 10:45:49 PM  
1 vote:
"It accidentally went off when I cocked the hammer and pulled trigger" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
2014-03-07 10:42:57 PM  
1 vote:

Saturn5: I guess if it was something like this with no trigger guard it's believable.

Probably more accidental discharges than a fifteen year old boy.
2014-03-07 10:39:20 PM  
1 vote:
Police are questioning some bad fashion choices.

/too soon?
2014-03-07 10:22:17 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: DrBenway: feckingmorons: He felt a gun in the sock, the gun accidentally fell out of the sock into his hand and accidentally discharged.

That seems plausible in someone's world I guess.

It's nice that the important thing about this story isn't that an innocent woman's dead, or that somehow some nitwit's clothes were donated with a freakin' loaded gun in them. Nope, the important, most noteworthy thing is that someone knows better about what happened than what the story gives us as reported. Awesome.


The gun nuts have gotta have their say because GUNZ!

yes, no one else on fark ever calls bullshiat on anything they have knowledge about.
2014-03-07 10:09:45 PM  
1 vote:
The shiat which does elimination from the bull.
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