""I said 'well, let's hope it wasn't an Africanized bee' and he said 'oh no, it's not one of those,' and that was it," Jamey said."
Instead he was stung by a Sucessful and Attractive African American bee.
Sum Dum Gai: In a brush pile? That's a wasp nest, not a bee hive. Wasps have the more dangerous sting, as well.
RyansPrivates: Probably, but could be bumble bees. They sometimes build the nests underground. Don't know if their habitat includes San Diego, but I know from first hand experience they can sting like a motherfarker.
lostcat: So I see the video still of the guy in shades and backwards ball cap, holding his Big Gulp, with his father's body under the tarp eight feet away.I get to the "last conversation."Then I have to scroll back up to check if I missed the fact that I'm reading the Onion.
Snotnose: Nobody has mentioned wasps, everybody says it was 3 bee stings.
Bith Set Me Up: [www.rocklamanna.com image 600x325]"Save yourselves!""Your firearms are useless against them!"
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