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(The Local)   Police chief caught with 3 pounds of cocaine in his work locker claims he had the drugs "for educational purposes"   (thelocal.de ) divider line
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2014-03-07 09:23:01 PM  
"Now children, gather around. This here. This is cocaine. Strong stuff. Before you touch it, I want you each to take a little bit with your finger and just dip it on your tongue. It's a little bitter, isn't it? You should start feeling a little numb there.  Now, I've handed everyone a fresh hundred dollar bill - I'm going to need those back when we're done here.

You want to roll up the bill properly - no Susan, you want to...there you go Billy. Susan, watch Billy. Great.Now, everyone has a mirror and a razor blade. I want you to carefully cut into your pile just a bit. Good, good. Watch your little fingers.

Now the fun part!"
 
2014-03-07 09:31:43 PM  
GOTTA TEACH MY NOSE A THINGERTOO
 
2014-03-07 09:32:52 PM  
Same excuse for the dead hooker in his car's trunk. Education!
 
2014-03-07 09:33:03 PM  
Is this the Pete Townshend defense?
 
2014-03-07 09:33:37 PM  
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2014-03-07 09:34:05 PM  
2 pounds of cocaine sure is a lot for him to have for educational purposes. I hope they get that pound of cocaine back into the evidence room before it finds its way back out to the streets.
 
2014-03-07 09:35:40 PM  
Maybe he was trying to use it to infiltrate a skin head biker gang so that he could find out where their Meth cook operates.

/How else are you supposed to solve ritualistic occult murders.
 
2014-03-07 09:36:02 PM  
Does he have a class I can enroll in?
 
2014-03-07 09:36:06 PM  
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(well, Hunter S. Thompson did kinda do it for educational purposes)
 
2014-03-07 09:39:16 PM  
Same here.
 
2014-03-07 09:39:57 PM  
"I only like the way it smells."
 
2014-03-07 09:40:40 PM  
He just wants us to know that on his watch, there will be no more running of Marijuana through Spurberry
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2014-03-07 09:42:49 PM  
15KG? Uh like 30 pounds
 
2014-03-07 09:43:41 PM  
yes url headline skim read fail
 
2014-03-07 09:50:53 PM  
Educational?  Are we sure he didn't mean "recreational"?
 
2014-03-07 09:51:44 PM  

Brainsick: He just wants us to know that on his watch, there will be no more running of Marijuana through Spurberry
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or Spurbury for that matter.
 
2014-03-07 09:51:55 PM  
Honest mistake. He simply thought it was Arm & Hammer baking soda. He keeps his work out clothes in that locker and they can get pretty rank.
 
2014-03-07 09:53:20 PM  
That is like $30 million worth of coke according to cop math!
 
2014-03-07 10:00:07 PM  
I blame the teachers. They are always asking "Did you bring enough for everybody?"
 
2014-03-07 10:04:22 PM  
With college education costs escalating at an exponential rate lately, you gotta find a means somehow.
 
2014-03-07 10:04:55 PM  

H31N0US: 2 pounds of cocaine sure is a lot for him to have for educational purposes. I hope they get that pound of cocaine back into the evidence room before it finds its way back out to the streets.


Did they book that 1/2 pound of coke back into evidence?
 
2014-03-07 10:05:26 PM  
2 pounds of coke pays for a lot of education.
 
2014-03-07 10:16:11 PM  
Coke is so dangerous, that we cant trust regular cops with it.  We need to appoint a single agent, a lone untouchable (to avoid conspiracy) and allow only that one agent to touch, test or posses cocaine or anything that could conceivably contain cocaine.  Violation should be punished with impalement. This lone agent must have 47 doctorate degrees and a minimum of 900 patents, otherwise the position remains unfilled with no contingency what so ever for a temporary replacement while a suitable agent is located, compensation package includes zero benefits and a $1 anual salary.  This agent alone is authorized to discharge the aforementioned duties.

 Problem solved.
 
2014-03-07 10:26:49 PM  

lar_m: Brainsick: He just wants us to know that on his watch, there will be no more running of Marijuana through Spurberry
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or Spurbury for that matter.


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2014-03-07 10:36:49 PM  

thisisarepeat: Coke is so dangerous, that we cant trust regular cops with it.  We need to appoint a single agent, a lone untouchable (to avoid conspiracy) and allow only that one agent to touch, test or posses cocaine or anything that could conceivably contain cocaine.  Violation should be punished with impalement. This lone agent must have 47 doctorate degrees and a minimum of 900 patents, otherwise the position remains unfilled with no contingency what so ever for a temporary replacement while a suitable agent is located, compensation package includes zero benefits and a $1 anual salary.  This agent alone is authorized to discharge the aforementioned duties.

 Problem solved.


But where do we find such a dingaling and why are they going to do such a horrible job?
 
2014-03-07 10:48:49 PM  

bdub77: "Now children, gather around. This here. This is cocaine. Strong stuff. Before you touch it, I want you each to take a little bit with your finger and just dip it on your tongue. It's a little bitter, isn't it? You should start feeling a little numb there.  Now, I've handed everyone a fresh hundred dollar bill - I'm going to need those back when we're done here.

You want to roll up the bill properly - no Susan, you want to...there you go Billy. Susan, watch Billy. Great.Now, everyone has a mirror and a razor blade. I want you to carefully cut into your pile just a bit. Good, good. Watch your little fingers.

Now the fun part!"


Mom? Is that you?
 
2014-03-07 11:16:29 PM  
Those drugs were just resting in his locker.
 
2014-03-08 12:36:28 AM  
Dude was going to learn something.  Mainly, how high or how rich can three pounds of cocaine make you.
 
2014-03-08 04:40:09 AM  
Somebody (in law enforcement) has got some 'splainin' to do!

/how much does he need per school?
//or was he going to sell it at school/college?
///or was it going to be for some politicians?
 
2014-03-08 07:43:07 AM  
Cocaine is still a thing? o-o

/Honestly asking
//90's kid...
 
2014-03-08 11:34:07 AM  
So, where did it come from? The evidence locker? An unreported cocaine bust?
 
2014-03-08 01:31:31 PM  
I guess "educational purposes" could include "I wanted to know what it was like to have 3 pounds of cocaine".
 
2014-03-08 02:45:25 PM  
Of course this is educational!

It's going to be an education for all y'all when after a paid leave he gets probation AND reinstated to his job.
 
2014-03-08 04:41:55 PM  
It sounds like he was doing research on how much coke he could steal from the evidence locker before he got caught.
 
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