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(Daily Star)   Man wins world record for fastest speed typing by a nose   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 20
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2014-03-08 12:02:02 AM  
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/oblig
 
2014-03-08 12:50:11 AM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2014-03-08 12:55:19 AM  
Also:  The digital wordsmith previously had the world best time for typing the entire English alphabet, which he did in 3.43 seconds.

So, is that any relation to the Poopsmith?
 
2014-03-08 12:58:16 AM  
This is a man with a tape recorder up his brothers nose....
 
2014-03-08 01:01:59 AM  
It appears that Rajiv's world record attempt was....


*dons sunglasses*

.........up to snuff.

/YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
 
2014-03-08 01:10:06 AM  
I had a few copies of the Guinness Book back in the 70's when Norris and Ross were still fighting it out for ownership. Back then it had some real records in it and not these trite endeavors that just about anyone can dream up. World record for banging my face against a frost fence in Vermont? Yeah. I have that one. As well as the record for annoying voles in Gogama, Ontario during a full moon. 27, if you really want to know, and man, they were annoyed. Chewed through the floor beams on the double-wide and it collapsed the next spring. But we got another and then went after the muskrats.
 
2014-03-08 01:13:19 AM  
The guy can now put "Fastest typist in the world" in his C.V. After all, most people do not specify "with my fingers" when they put their typing speed in their C.V.
 
2014-03-08 01:40:25 AM  
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2014-03-08 01:49:37 AM  
I'm not typing this with my fingers. Or my nose.
 
2014-03-08 02:19:20 AM  

wildcardjack: I'm not typing this with my fingers. Or my nose.


So with a sharp knee then?
 
2014-03-08 02:23:53 AM  

DubtodaIll: wildcardjack: I'm not typing this with my fingers. Or my nose.

So with a sharp knee then?


I used to crack walumts for the crowd, then my eyesight went and I had to switch to cocoanuts.
 
2014-03-08 02:28:14 AM  
Ok, see who can get the fastest...clicking on the mouse 1-15

http://www.games-n1.com/games-for-kids/click-all-the-numbers.html
 
2014-03-08 05:34:51 AM  
Oh yeah?    zzzzzzip.

Hold my beer and watch this.
 
2014-03-08 08:49:29 AM  
Behold the master of hunt and peck style. Someone give this man the golden chicken award
 
2014-03-08 09:03:04 AM  
that's really dumb
 
2014-03-08 12:20:47 PM  
I set a record for typing with something; but Guinness wouldn't accept it.
 
2014-03-08 06:37:13 PM  
Psh.  That's not typing, that's keyboarding.  Let's see him try it on a Royal 10.
 
2014-03-08 06:50:07 PM  

dkimball: Ok, see who can get the fastest...clicking on the mouse 1-15

http://www.games-n1.com/games-for-kids/click-all-the-numbers.html


My best so far.

spatula-city.org
 
2014-03-08 10:20:58 PM  
One eye closed? Just think how fast he would be if he was a touch typist.
 
2014-03-09 12:25:41 AM  
And a record like this is nothing to sneeze at.
 
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