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(New York Daily News)   Parent-suing teen Rachel Canning posted a Facebook rant about how "spoiled and entitled" her parents are, and the universe just folded in on itself   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-03-07 02:10:57 PM  
She stated in an email (used as evidence against her in court) that "She was her own worst enemy".

With statements like these, she still is.
 
2014-03-07 02:20:19 PM  
Just keeping digging.

I hear they are taking applications at Satin Dolls...
 
2014-03-07 02:22:49 PM  
I expect a vapid, spoiled brat to act like a vapid, spoiled brat, but her attorney makes my blood boil with embarrassment for the profession he is causing with this frivolous action for his own personal gain.
 
2014-03-07 02:23:21 PM  
Someone needs to drop a house on that little twunt
 
2014-03-07 02:24:39 PM  
She could be right, you know. I mean, it would make sense.
 
2014-03-07 02:25:56 PM  
The projection is strong with this one. Future republican presidential nominee right there. You heard it here first folks!
 
2014-03-07 02:48:18 PM  
I hope no more of these threads on this chick goes green. There's a liter that has thread shiat all the previous ones because her dad is a retired cop. I'm surprised he didn't get timed out.

This chick will never amount to a hill of beans. even if she pole dances her way through college, any employer that googles her in the future won't touch her with a ten foot pole.
 
2014-03-07 04:18:00 PM  
Disclaimer: This girl is obviously a dolt. She's completely clueless as to the way the world actually works. She's entitled, spoiled, yada yada yada. I get that.

However, the amount of hatred that people have for what is essentially an 18-year-old girl making a huge mistake is kind of appalling. She (unwisely) made this Facebook page to support her "cause" and is getting nothing by comment after comment filled with insults and disgust. Who the heck are these people that think, "Oh, hey, I'm here on the Internet, let me go give this spoiled biatch a piece of my mind! I'll set her straight!" Get over yourselves. The holier-than-thou attitude combined with the Jerry Springerization of our culture really leads to some bleak scenes.
 
2014-03-07 04:47:43 PM  
"Mom, Dad, I don't understand. I thought the original publicity stunt would get me offers of financial support if not free college tuition outright? What did we do wrong?"

"Well, honey, looks like it's time to up the ante a bit."
 
2014-03-07 05:00:17 PM  

WTFDYW: This chick will never amount to a hill of beans. even if she pole dances her way through college, any employer that googles her in the future won't touch her with a ten foot pole.


You said pole twice.
 
2014-03-07 05:00:18 PM  
She's angling for a reality show. (And she'll get one)
 
2014-03-07 05:01:26 PM  
What is sad and amazing is that despite all the national media coverage of what kind of person she is, someone someday is still going to willingly date this narcissistic coont.
 
2014-03-07 05:01:40 PM  
Are her parents babby boomers?

I need intelligence before I can spew my hate on the internet.
 
2014-03-07 05:01:53 PM  
Can someone make that troll face with a caption that says, "the force is strong with this one"?
 
2014-03-07 05:02:10 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: She stated in an email (used as evidence against her in court) that "She was her own worst enemy".

With statements like these, she still is.


That explains why her car is on the front lawn.
She was sleeping with her clothes on.
 
2014-03-07 05:02:42 PM  

JerseyTim: Disclaimer: This girl is obviously a dolt. She's completely clueless as to the way the world actually works. She's entitled, spoiled, yada yada yada. I get that.

However, the amount of hatred that people have for what is essentially an 18-year-old girl making a huge mistake is kind of appalling. She (unwisely) made this Facebook page to support her "cause" and is getting nothing by comment after comment filled with insults and disgust. Who the heck are these people that think, "Oh, hey, I'm here on the Internet, let me go give this spoiled biatch a piece of my mind! I'll set her straight!" Get over yourselves. The holier-than-thou attitude combined with the Jerry Springerization of our culture really leads to some bleak scenes.


Seriously?  You've been on Fark/the Internet before, right.
 
2014-03-07 05:02:52 PM  
After I read the initial article on this, it occurred to me that she isn't suing to get her parents to pay for her college, she's suing for access to the money that her parents were saving for her to go to college. I'm pretty sure that she and her idiot boyfriend and her lawyer-spawned best friend are planning to party the money away frivolously, not go to college.
 
2014-03-07 05:02:59 PM  

jst3p: Bathia_Mapes: She stated in an email (used as evidence against her in court) that "She was her own worst enemy".

With statements like these, she still is.

That explains why her car is on the front lawn.
She was sleeping with her clothes on.


Yeah, but she's not 23.
 
2014-03-07 05:03:07 PM  

JerseyTim: Disclaimer: This girl is obviously a dolt. She's completely clueless as to the way the world actually works. She's entitled, spoiled, yada yada yada. I get that.

However, the amount of hatred that people have for what is essentially an 18-year-old girl making a huge mistake is kind of appalling. She (unwisely) made this Facebook page to support her "cause" and is getting nothing by comment after comment filled with insults and disgust. Who the heck are these people that think, "Oh, hey, I'm here on the Internet, let me go give this spoiled biatch a piece of my mind! I'll set her straight!" Get over yourselves. The holier-than-thou attitude combined with the Jerry Springerization of our culture really leads to some bleak scenes.


Sounds like someone needs to set you straight.

You have bad breathe, poor posture and a personal habit to disgusting to mention.
 
2014-03-07 05:03:40 PM  

JerseyTim: Disclaimer: This girl is obviously a dolt. She's completely clueless as to the way the world actually works. She's entitled, spoiled, yada yada yada. I get that.

However, the amount of hatred that people have for what is essentially an 18-year-old girl making a huge mistake is kind of appalling. She (unwisely) made this Facebook page to support her "cause" and is getting nothing by comment after comment filled with insults and disgust. Who the heck are these people that think, "Oh, hey, I'm here on the Internet, let me go give this spoiled biatch a piece of my mind! I'll set her straight!" Get over yourselves. The holier-than-thou attitude combined with the Jerry Springerization of our culture really leads to some bleak scenes.


The responses on the facebook page are a natural consequence of yet another poor decision. Hope she learns from it.
 
2014-03-07 05:03:41 PM  
Movie of the week to come.
 
2014-03-07 05:03:44 PM  

Rozotorical: You have bad breathe, poor posture and a personal habit to disgusting to mention.


How did you do that? Can you see me right now?
 
2014-03-07 05:03:49 PM  

you are a puppet: She's angling for a reality show. (And she'll get one)


heck by next week should could be a modmin
 
2014-03-07 05:04:03 PM  
Here comes the playboy offer...
 
2014-03-07 05:04:24 PM  
Heredity is a biatch.
 
2014-03-07 05:04:24 PM  

JerseyTim: Disclaimer: This girl is obviously a dolt. She's completely clueless as to the way the world actually works. She's entitled, spoiled, yada yada yada. I get that.

However, the amount of hatred that people have for what is essentially an 18-year-old girl making a huge mistake is kind of appalling. She (unwisely) made this Facebook page to support her "cause" and is getting nothing by comment after comment filled with insults and disgust. Who the heck are these people that think, "Oh, hey, I'm here on the Internet, let me go give this spoiled biatch a piece of my mind! I'll set her straight!" Get over yourselves. The holier-than-thou attitude combined with the Jerry Springerization of our culture really leads to some bleak scenes.


The lesson here folks:   NEVER EVER EVER get on Facebook.   EVER.  It will prove to be the downfall of the life you lead.
 
2014-03-07 05:04:30 PM  

JerseyTim: Rozotorical: You have bad breathe, poor posture and a personal habit to disgusting to mention.

How did you do that? Can you see me right now?


Yes.

Don't stop.... Yet.
 
2014-03-07 05:04:46 PM  

you are a puppet: She's angling for a reality show. (And she'll get one)


I remember the successful run the Jessi Slaughter Show had on TLC...
 
2014-03-07 05:05:44 PM  
People assume this girl is naive and spoiled.  I might suggest that maybe she likes causing chaos and being the center of attention, no matter how negative that attention is.

To quote some movie: "Some people just want to watch the world burn"

Just because she's pretty and innocent looking on the outside doesn't mean she isn't  a festering pile of feces and maggots on the inside.

But don't worry, American society will be more than happy to give her the attention she desires.
 
2014-03-07 05:06:20 PM  

JerseyTim: She (unwisely) made this Facebook page to



Welp, there goes the rest of my day. These comments are awesome.
 
2014-03-07 05:06:30 PM  

Nabb1: I expect a vapid, spoiled brat to act like a vapid, spoiled brat, but her

attorney makes my blood boil with embarrassment for the profession he is causing with this frivolous action for his own personal gain.


Um, he's a lawyer. That speaks for itself.
 
2014-03-07 05:06:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-07 05:07:07 PM  
Gotta say though, FTFA, she claims her father was "inappropriately affectionate" and forced his daughter to binge drink with him".

In that picture where he is giving her a piggy back ride, I can see how this might be an issue. It still doesn't make a parent obligated to pay for tuition of a child. Maybe a visit from CPS, but she's 18 now, right? So, even that, I imagine, couldn't happen.
 
2014-03-07 05:07:08 PM  
she's a mentally ill teenager. no surprise she's making bad decisions.
 
2014-03-07 05:07:29 PM  

cgraves67: After I read the initial article on this, it occurred to me that she isn't suing to get her parents to pay for her college, she's suing for access to the money that her parents were saving for her to go to college. I'm pretty sure that she and her idiot boyfriend and her lawyer-spawned best friend are planning to party the money away frivolously, not go to college.


Which is ridiculous, since nobody is entitled to money that their parents might or might not have been saving for them.
 
2014-03-07 05:07:43 PM  
She'll make a great pole dancer.  You'll be able to see her kidneys for a dollar.  That little piece of toilet paper will be a little distracting though.
 
2014-03-07 05:07:45 PM  

jst3p: The responses on the facebook page are a natural consequence of yet another poor decision. Hope she learns from it.


I mostly agree with this, but I'm not talking about her. I'm just saying that the people are unreasonably upset by her are sick people.
 
2014-03-07 05:07:47 PM  

cgraves67: After I read the initial article on this, it occurred to me that she isn't suing to get her parents to pay for her college, she's suing for access to the money that her parents were saving for her to go to college. I'm pretty sure that she and her idiot boyfriend and her lawyer-spawned best friend are planning to party the money away frivolously, not go to college.


Why wouldn't she go if she had won a 20,000$ scholarship?

At least this judge/set of parents figured out the cure for affulenza.
 
2014-03-07 05:08:20 PM  
she could make a shiattonne of money in porn.
 
2014-03-07 05:09:38 PM  
She had her friends father's man meat.
 
2014-03-07 05:09:43 PM  
Well she can always do porn with the girl from Duke.
 
2014-03-07 05:10:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-07 05:10:53 PM  
I don't know if I am a really good parent, or a really lucky one.
 
2014-03-07 05:11:19 PM  

JerseyTim: jst3p: The responses on the facebook page are a natural consequence of yet another poor decision. Hope she learns from it.

I mostly agree with this, but I'm not talking about her. I'm just saying that the people are unreasonably upset by her are sick people.


Who you to say that the level that someone else is upset is "unreasonable". They are posting about it on the internet, just like you are.

We have a lot of free time in our society and she has made herself a public figure.
 
2014-03-07 05:11:32 PM  

you are a puppet: She's angling for a reality show. (And she'll get one)


This this this.  Nobody is this awful.  She and her parents are staging a scripted fight, with the ultimate goal to gin up interest in a (future) reality show.

While the peanut gallery goes on about how entitled she is, she'll be raking in millions from her show.
 
2014-03-07 05:11:37 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-07 05:12:01 PM  
She's probably right.  She learned it somewhere.
 
2014-03-07 05:12:14 PM  
I work at a University and its amazing the amount of kids that expect to start off with the same things their parents have spent a lifetime to acquire.

If you're lucky you get to start at the bottom and work your way up sweetcheeks.
 
2014-03-07 05:12:16 PM  

zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 578x325]


You know, Mr. Salt was a bad egg, too.

If the judge were the egg-o-meter, he would have said to the dad: Pony up. You made her this way.
 
2014-03-07 05:12:21 PM  
You know, I had complete sympathy for the parents until I saw the picture of them crying in court...

/apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess
 
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