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(Think Progress)   "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training" and other wisdom offered by a sitting Arkansas judge   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 158
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2014-03-07 01:48:23 PM
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Shocked.  I'm shocked.
 
2014-03-07 01:48:47 PM
To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.
 
2014-03-07 01:50:35 PM
I have said it before and I will say it again....I want women to have healthy sexual appetites just like us men. Everyone should want to enjoy sex and engage in it as much as they desire.

The words "slut" and "whore" should be unisex and defined as "enjoys sex" and "enjoys a lot of sex" respectively.
 
2014-03-07 01:50:36 PM

hardinparamedic: To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.


Go EABOD and DIAF you tard!
 
2014-03-07 01:53:40 PM

SurfaceTension: hardinparamedic: To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.

Go EABOD and DIAF you tard!


Fark your mother with the LA Raiders, Sir.
 
2014-03-07 01:56:35 PM

hardinparamedic: To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.


Jugmental group vs. judge who interprets and rules on cases of law.

/nah no difference here, run along, nothing to see
 
2014-03-07 01:58:37 PM
Ahhhh, it seems like only yesterday when I finally got my slut training wheels removed and happily rode hands free on the road to skankdom, pigtails flapping in the wind like glittery handlebar tassels.

EABOD, judge.
 
2014-03-07 01:58:47 PM
Huh, people say stuff on the internet.
 
2014-03-07 01:59:32 PM
Arkansas, folks.

Arkansas
 
2014-03-07 02:01:01 PM

BunkyBrewman: hardinparamedic: To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.

Jugmental group vs. judge who interprets and rules on cases of law.

/nah no difference here, run along, nothing to see


You think I'm defending him. That's cute.
 
2014-03-07 02:01:52 PM
The rodeo sex comment is a really old indecent practical joke. The Nose Magazine presented it as an actual frat hazing incident (with blurred out pictures) of frat boys taking pictures, coming out of a closet while their frat brother was riding some girl he picked up.

What would actually be shocking is if the female got more into it. Ha ha, judge -jokes on you.
 
2014-03-07 02:06:37 PM

hardinparamedic: To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.


Yeah, I'd be surprised if he wasn't a Farker.

Nods and winks don't work so well over the internets. Taken out of context, we Farkers say some really, really horrible things... but of course very few of us actually mean any of it.

/Speaking of which: I like to do cocaine; cocaine is a fun thing to do.
 
2014-03-07 02:08:53 PM
Wasn't "Sluts Are Whores In Training" a Maurice Chevalier b-side?
 
2014-03-07 02:09:44 PM
Welcome to Germany, Herr Lippman!
 
2014-03-07 02:11:18 PM

hardinparamedic: SurfaceTension: hardinparamedic: To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.

Go EABOD and DIAF you tard!

Fark your mother with the LA Raiders, Sir.


Too late!

/my daddy was Jim Plunkett...or so she says
 
2014-03-07 02:11:35 PM

brap: Wasn't "Sluts Are Whores In Training" a Maurice Chevalier b-side?


imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-07 02:17:51 PM
Maggio suggested that "TGGLBS sex" - an apparent reference to "transgender, gay, lesbian or bisexual sex"

Well that's far worse than anything else he said.  DIAF fire, ATM mouth, etc.
 
2014-03-07 02:22:59 PM
That guy looks like he knows a thing or two about whores. Because he couldn't get a willing woman, even with a $100 bill sticking out of his zipper.
 
2014-03-07 02:23:20 PM

hardinparamedic: BunkyBrewman: hardinparamedic: To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.

Jugmental group vs. judge who interprets and rules on cases of law.

/nah no difference here, run along, nothing to see

You think I'm defending him. That's cute.


No, you misinterpreted my smartass response.

/that's so... special
 
2014-03-07 02:26:43 PM
Arkansas Code of Judicial Conduct

1.2  A judge shall act at all times in a manner that promotes public confidence in the independence, integrity, and impartiality of the judiciary, and shall avoid impropriety and the appearance of impropriety.
 
2014-03-07 02:28:30 PM
That's a great idea though. Maybe we should have like varying degrees of whores, like martial arts do:

White Belt - Skank
Yellow Belt - Slut
Green Belt - B*tch
Red Belt - Whore
Brown Belt - Porn Star
Black Belt - Congressman
 
2014-03-07 02:32:46 PM
You may want to work on that bit a little before open mic night, Chuckles The Unlayable.
 
2014-03-07 02:44:23 PM
I believe the phrase he was looking for is - She's not a professional yet, but she's a top ranked amateur.
 
2014-03-07 02:50:20 PM
Hair lip.
 
2014-03-07 02:51:01 PM

4tehsnowflakes: Arkansas Code of Judicial Conduct

1.2  A judge shall act at all times in a manner that promotes public confidence in the independence, integrity, and impartiality of the judiciary, and shall avoid impropriety and the appearance of impropriety.


Its the "at all times" thing that bugs me. What if a judge is in back labor, strips naked,  squats and screams "Its coming out of my ass!" with her hands on her hips while the baby is crowning? Pretty common, I'm sure but not in itself inspiring public confidence. Especially if a big turd comes out at the same time.
 
2014-03-07 02:52:16 PM
Another person learns that nothing on the internet is anonymous.
 
2014-03-07 02:59:08 PM

miss diminutive: Ahhhh, it seems like only yesterday when I finally got my slut training wheels removed and happily rode hands free on the road to skankdom, pigtails flapping in the wind like glittery handlebar tassels.

EABOD, judge.


NotSureIfAroused...
 
2014-03-07 03:00:18 PM

James!: Hair lip.


Wood eye!
 
2014-03-07 03:01:58 PM

lockers: Another person learns that nothing on the internet is anonymous.


This comment is.
 
2014-03-07 03:02:56 PM

Ennuipoet: Shocked.  I'm shocked.


He looks like the "WHERE THE fark IS YOUR CHIN" guy from "Preacher".
/Or the poster boy for incest.
 
2014-03-07 03:04:55 PM

Ennuipoet: [thinkprogress.org image 638x428]
Shocked.  I'm shocked.


img.fark.net

Lovingly stolen from Monsieur Ennis and this thread.
 
2014-03-07 03:05:39 PM
If there's one thing that watching Bill O'Reilly (for the comedy) has taught me, the difference between a slut and a whore is that a slut will sleep with anyone and a whore sleeps with anyone but you.
 
2014-03-07 03:06:01 PM
His problem is that not all sluts become whores, some merely stay slutty.   But all whores are sluts.

There is nothing wrong with being a slut, hell I'd be a slut if I weren't married and women actually wanted to sex me.
 
2014-03-07 03:06:29 PM

Ennuipoet: [thinkprogress.org image 638x428]
Shocked.  I'm shocked.


As an unattractive person, I for one welcome sluts. Never understood uggos' dislike of them.
 
2014-03-07 03:06:46 PM

Donald_McRonald: lockers: Another person learns that nothing on the internet is anonymous.

This comment is.


Do you honestly believe that?
 
2014-03-07 03:07:12 PM
Have we made this distinction yet?

Whore =   A women who wil lhave sex with anybody.
Slut= A woman who wont have sex with you.
 
2014-03-07 03:07:47 PM

Danger Mouse: Have we made this distinction yet?

Whore =   A women who wil lhave sex with anybody.
Slut= A woman who wont have sex with you.


Whores get paid
 
2014-03-07 03:07:58 PM
And what's wrong with training?


Ennuipoet: [thinkprogress.org image 638x428]
Shocked.  I'm shocked.


Huh.  He looks like Eli Manning in 20 or so years.
 
2014-03-07 03:08:12 PM
Does conservatism encourage people to be assholes, or do assholes use conservatism as an excuse to be asshole?
 
2014-03-07 03:08:31 PM
Maggio's most disturbing statement, however, may be a description of something called "Rodeo sex," which appears to be when man tries to physically force a woman to continue having sex with him after he has said something to her that causes her to withdraw her consent:

The disturbing thing is that he was explaining what it was in 2012. Old joke is old.
 
2014-03-07 03:10:14 PM

Beerguy: I have said it before and I will say it again....I want women to have healthy sexual appetites just like us men. Everyone should want to enjoy sex and engage in it as much as they desire.

The words "slut" and "whore" should be unisex and defined as "enjoys sex" and "enjoys a lot of sex" respectively.


Technically "whore" means "sells sex for money".

but I get what your saying.
 
2014-03-07 03:10:26 PM
That pussy was probably sour anyway
 
2014-03-07 03:11:55 PM

MindStalker: Beerguy: I have said it before and I will say it again....I want women to have healthy sexual appetites just like us men. Everyone should want to enjoy sex and engage in it as much as they desire.

The words "slut" and "whore" should be unisex and defined as "enjoys sex" and "enjoys a lot of sex" respectively.

Technically "whore" means "sells sex for money".

but I get what your saying.


Can I still be a whore if no one will buy?
 
2014-03-07 03:12:40 PM

Ennuipoet: [thinkprogress.org image 638x428]
Shocked.  I'm shocked.


Wow, that's a serious backpfeifengesicht.
 
2014-03-07 03:12:59 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-03-07 03:13:52 PM

lordjupiter: That pussy was probably sour anyway


This is of course is the correct answer.
 
2014-03-07 03:17:29 PM
A bit of a retarded James May look to him.
 
2014-03-07 03:19:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-07 03:19:28 PM

hardinparamedic: To be fair, it's far less offensive than some of the things FARKers post with a straight face on a day to day basis.


And if any of us are sitting judges, we deserve to have them come back and bite ourselves in the ass.  Bonus points if we advertise that we are judges in our handles.
 
2014-03-07 03:19:31 PM
He's allowed to be human when on a semi-anonymous message board. People seem surprised that people act differently in casual conversation, especially gender-exclusive conversation.

Connect it to a case and I'll care. Do people want him disbarred for this?
 
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