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(JMU Breeze)   Columnist uncovers the truth: men and women sometimes like different things, and sometimes they like the same things. Someone please dust off the Pulitzer   (breezejmu.org) divider line 29
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2014-03-07 12:22:10 PM
Dust off Roxanne Pulitzer?
 
2014-03-07 12:22:41 PM
First and foremost, both women and men love the cawk.
 
2014-03-07 12:26:25 PM
I'm not really sure I learned anything by reading that. Except that she wants an SUV with a maintenance plan...
 
2014-03-07 12:27:13 PM
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2014-03-07 12:28:45 PM

menschenfresser: First and foremost, both women and men love the cawk.


THIS.  This love brings everyone together.
 
2014-03-07 12:30:48 PM
Damn JMU students. One of the guys that I work with is an engineering student from there and he's a nice fellow and can hold his liquor. Most of the female students are ditzy little Betties with no damn common sense.
At least they've got nice T&A for me to oggle when I'm in town.
 
2014-03-07 12:31:57 PM
Call when they figure out the hotdog and bun package problem.
 
2014-03-07 12:33:20 PM

Best Princess Celestia: Call when they figure out the hotdog and bun package problem.


Don't get her started on airplane peanuts
 
2014-03-07 12:36:41 PM
Sometimes men decide farm living is the life for them, but women insist that New York is where they'd rather stay.
 
2014-03-07 12:42:04 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-07 12:46:15 PM

bighairyguy: Dust off Roxanne Pulitzer?


Welcome home Roxy Carmichael
 
2014-03-07 12:48:50 PM
ragetoons.com
 
2014-03-07 12:51:00 PM
3/4 of the World's stand up comedians are now preparing to use this vital news as part of their act.
 
2014-03-07 12:52:13 PM

menschenfresser: First and foremost, both women and men love the cawk.


I wish this were more true.
 
2014-03-07 12:54:13 PM
celebcenter.us

      "Naw, go on!  Really?  Get the f*ck out of here!"
 
2014-03-07 01:06:49 PM
"dust off the Pulitzer" is a nice metaphor
 
2014-03-07 01:15:56 PM

blueswoman: "dust off the Pulitzer" is a nice metaphor


Kind of like polishing the doorknob.

/now, that's something men and women can get together on
 
2014-03-07 01:20:34 PM
And apparently upper middle class white women who are girly girls that want to be writers don't understand that most other women don't have a hell of a lot in common with them.
 
2014-03-07 01:21:58 PM
Mock all you like subby but there is not a married man stuck in the mall that did not wish his spouse would remember this little tidbit.


/For the love of god they are all the same; pick a damn blouse and lets get the hell out of here.  Hell, I'll even go to Pier One with you if you pick one, at least it is crammed full of enough crap that I have the occasional bauble to look at.
 
2014-03-07 01:33:37 PM
Did she actually get paid to write this drivel?
 
2014-03-07 01:40:16 PM

fst_creeper: Mock all you like subby but there is not a married man stuck in the mall that did not wish his spouse would remember this little tidbit.


/For the love of god they are all the same; pick a damn blouse and lets get the hell out of here.  Hell, I'll even go to Pier One with you if you pick one, at least it is crammed full of enough crap that I have the occasional bauble to look at.


My husband likes to go to all the shoe stores in the mall while I start feeling more and more trapped. "What do you think of this pair?" "They're brown." "And this pair?" "Even browner." Eventually I run away to the food court to drown my sorrows in a root beer float.
 
2014-03-07 02:00:51 PM

FunkOut: fst_creeper: Mock all you like subby but there is not a married man stuck in the mall that did not wish his spouse would remember this little tidbit.


/For the love of god they are all the same; pick a damn blouse and lets get the hell out of here.  Hell, I'll even go to Pier One with you if you pick one, at least it is crammed full of enough crap that I have the occasional bauble to look at.

My husband likes to go to all the shoe stores in the mall while I start feeling more and more trapped. "What do you think of this pair?" "They're brown." "And this pair?" "Even browner." Eventually I run away to the food court to drown my sorrows in a root beer float.


You sound fat
/he sounds gay
 
2014-03-07 02:08:12 PM

FunkOut: My husband likes to go to all the shoe stores in the mall while I start feeling more and more trapped. "What do you think of this pair?" "They're brown." "And this pair?" "Even browner." Eventually I run away to the food court to drown my sorrows in a root beer float.


Touche'.  Let me fix that then and it still works...

Mock all you like subby but there is not a married manperson stuck in the mall that did not wish histheir spouse would remember this little tidbit.

/checks your profile, wishes you'd give my spouse some pointers.
 
2014-03-07 02:12:57 PM
Yes, but he-man action figures make men confused and frightened about their own bodies.

Oh wait, not they don't. Women are pretty weird.
 
2014-03-07 02:16:53 PM

menschenfresser: First and foremost, both women and men love the cawk.


Well, I'm pretty fond of mine, I guess.


/it's gotten mixed reviews from critics though
 
2014-03-07 02:33:38 PM

caleb4god: FunkOut: fst_creeper: Mock all you like subby but there is not a married man stuck in the mall that did not wish his spouse would remember this little tidbit.


/For the love of god they are all the same; pick a damn blouse and lets get the hell out of here.  Hell, I'll even go to Pier One with you if you pick one, at least it is crammed full of enough crap that I have the occasional bauble to look at.

My husband likes to go to all the shoe stores in the mall while I start feeling more and more trapped. "What do you think of this pair?" "They're brown." "And this pair?" "Even browner." Eventually I run away to the food court to drown my sorrows in a root beer float.

You sound fat
/he sounds gay


No, no, no, he's fat and I'm slightly gay.
 
2014-03-07 02:57:25 PM
I think I understand women in general, but I certainly didn't understand that article!
 
2014-03-07 03:00:50 PM

FunkOut: caleb4god: FunkOut: fst_creeper: Mock all you like subby but there is not a married man stuck in the mall that did not wish his spouse would remember this little tidbit.


/For the love of god they are all the same; pick a damn blouse and lets get the hell out of here.  Hell, I'll even go to Pier One with you if you pick one, at least it is crammed full of enough crap that I have the occasional bauble to look at.

My husband likes to go to all the shoe stores in the mall while I start feeling more and more trapped. "What do you think of this pair?" "They're brown." "And this pair?" "Even browner." Eventually I run away to the food court to drown my sorrows in a root beer float.

You sound fat
/he sounds gay

No, no, no, he's fat and I'm slightly gay.


My apologies. Carry on then.
 
2014-03-07 03:27:45 PM

Astorix: Did she actually get paid to write this drivel?


JMU, so it's probably her master's thesis.

/she'll still need to keep busing tables at jack brown's
 
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