Nutsac_Jim: If you farkers can get together and buy some shiat trans-am, you can certainly buyyour fearless leader one of these.
Click Click D'oh: Why exactly isn't a CIA shell company buying this thing and carting it over for use during Red Flag?
Old_Chief_Scott: Three million dollars could get you a much nicer plane than that six chicks at the same time.
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: The problem is there's nowhere in the US you could fly a Bear into or out of because of noise regulations. Tu-95s are one of the loudest aircraft ever built in the history of....ever. You'd have to get special permission from the FAA just to take off.
Lord Schtupp: If I where a mega-bazillionare I would buy it and fly everywhere at 100ft off the deck; that would be cool....
Sin_City_Superhero: Shipping is extra. That's how they get you.
Wrath of Heaven: These were excellent targets of opportunity in F-19 Stealth Fighter under Conventional War scenarios.
flh70: My buddy manages the local airport, and I'm trying to persuade him to buy it in order to bomb the other regional airports and obtain air superiority over central IL.
capt.hollister: Not nearly as loud as this
TNel: I'm no pilot but I thought you recorded the planes hours not miles.
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