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(Short List)   Introducing Livr, the social network app that only works if you're drunk   (shortlist.com) divider line 26
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2741 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Mar 2014 at 1:40 PM (25 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-07 12:17:41 PM
Isn't there already a Fark app?
 
2014-03-07 01:21:22 PM
Learned, Impartial, and Very Relaxed?
 
2014-03-07 01:40:00 PM

Sybarite: Learned, Impartial, and Very Relaxed?

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-07 01:49:51 PM
Fake. Would be cool if it wasn't, but fake.
 
2014-03-07 01:49:59 PM
 
2014-03-07 02:28:24 PM
Nope, that wouldn't lead to any lawsuits at all.

(also fake, but that has been pointed out already)
 
2014-03-07 03:03:10 PM
I need the opposite. One that won't allow me to post stupid crap when I'm drunk.
 
2014-03-07 03:24:59 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Yeah, it's not real


Awwwwwwwwwww.
 
2014-03-07 03:26:33 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Yeah, it's not real


... yet.

Now that the idea is out there, some bored hobbyist somewhere is going to hack together a working version of it.
 
2014-03-07 03:36:14 PM

Ivo Shandor: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Yeah, it's not real

... yet.

Now that the idea is out there, some bored hobbyist somewhere is going to hack together a working version of it.


They do have real ones that cost over $99
 
2014-03-07 03:40:46 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Yeah, it's not real


It just shows you can't believe shiat a blogger says
 
2014-03-07 03:47:09 PM

amundb: Fake. Would be cool if it wasn't, but fake.


The hell you say.  The liver does too exist.  It exists and it is evil.  It deserves punishment!
 
2014-03-07 03:52:37 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Ivo Shandor: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Yeah, it's not real

... yet.

Now that the idea is out there, some bored hobbyist somewhere is going to hack together a working version of it.

They do have real ones that cost over $99


Or you could just buy an actual breathalyzer for under $30:  http://www.amazon.com/BACtrack-Keychain-Breathalyzer-Portable-Detecto r /dp/B006536ZXC/

Granted it won't hook up to your phone, but it'll still do its job without that feature.

/yes I have one of these
//good fun at parties
 
2014-03-07 03:55:46 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: They do have real ones that cost over $99


You could make a simple DIY version for a lot less. Sparkfun sells a $5 alcohol sensor and there's a guy in the comments who has hooked it up to an Android phone. An app like "Livr" doesn't need a precisely calibrated sensor, just one that can tell the difference between "had a glass of wine with dinner" and "working in the Fark server room".
 
2014-03-07 04:50:17 PM
I prefer MeowMeowBeenz.

/I'm only a 2
//i have blues
 
2014-03-07 05:03:43 PM
Sounds like my social life in general.
 
2014-03-07 05:17:26 PM
So that's the Fark killer Drew has been preparing for
 
2014-03-07 06:28:00 PM
allfunnypic.com
 
2014-03-07 06:33:54 PM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Isn't there already a Fark app?


It is already an un-official requirement that you be drunk to post on Fark.

/typed that while drinking Heineken, the semi-sorta-kinda-quasi-maybe official beer of Fark
 
2014-03-07 06:52:44 PM

toejam: I need the opposite. One that won't allow me to post stupid crap when I'm drunk.


I used to. Now I don't have anyone to call.
 
2014-03-07 10:23:44 PM

GanjSmokr: drjekel_mrhyde: Ivo Shandor: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Yeah, it's not real

... yet.

Now that the idea is out there, some bored hobbyist somewhere is going to hack together a working version of it.

They do have real ones that cost over $99

Or you could just buy an actual breathalyzer for under $30:  http://www.amazon.com/BACtrack-Keychain-Breathalyzer-Portable-Detecto r /dp/B006536ZXC/

Granted it won't hook up to your phone, but it'll still do its job without that feature.


I thought it was going to be this:
http://blogs.wsj.com/venturecapital/2013/10/18/fresh-from-swimming-i n- shark-tank-breathometer-raises-2m-for-smartphone-breathalyzer/
 
2014-03-07 11:28:35 PM
Hilarious commentary on technology for the sake of technology. If you thought this sounded like a great idea you are a parody of a human.
 
2014-03-08 01:09:52 AM
Wait I need to take a breathaliserr to post tofrak no>!
 
2014-03-08 07:30:17 AM
Describes my Facebook usage pretty well.
 
2014-03-08 12:01:55 PM

cannotsuggestaname: Nope, that wouldn't lead to any lawsuits at all.


Just place it in a normal country, and ignore lawsuits.
 
2014-03-08 03:49:23 PM
To be followed by Pank, the social networking app for end stage alcoholics
 
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