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(Daily Mail)   So why did Moscow suddenly switch from demanding President Yanukovich be restored to power to backing Crimean secession? Might have something to do with the massive heart attack Yanukovich just had and the fact he may or may not be dead   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 113
    More: Interesting, President Yanukovich, Moscow, Crimean, Yulia Tymoshenko, Black Sea Fleet, Vladimir Putin, land border, Sevastopol  
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2014-03-07 10:56:45 AM  
"heart attack"   absenceofalternatives.com
 
2014-03-07 10:59:23 AM  
I also may or may not be dead.
 
2014-03-07 11:07:44 AM  
Any odds on whether it was a polonium or cyanide induced heart attack?
 
2014-03-07 11:16:25 AM  

Ambivalence: Any odds on whether it was a polonium or cyanide induced heart attack?


IF so it was on the Urania side Putin WANTED this guy alive to serve as his puppet, unless of coure Yanukovich balked at that...and then , well...
 
2014-03-07 11:26:34 AM  
Schrodinger's Yanukovich?
 
2014-03-07 11:52:11 AM  
I think we should send Rick Perry over their to keep an eye out for voter fraud.
 
2014-03-07 11:53:27 AM  
a 7.62 round torn thru the heart will do that kind of thing...
 
2014-03-07 11:56:00 AM  
Commies never die. They just become to busy to have public speeches
 
2014-03-07 11:59:59 AM  
He should have known those Russian heart attack preventing polonium pills were bogus.
 
2014-03-07 12:00:44 PM  
A heart attack induced by throwing himself backwards onto a knife 47 times
 
2014-03-07 12:01:09 PM  
Is there confirmation of this from a reputable news agency?  All I found on Google was Pravda and places referencing Pravda, and even Pravda itself said they're "unconfirmed reports".
 
2014-03-07 12:01:32 PM  
First his parents, now this.
 
2014-03-07 12:10:38 PM  
markrich.typepad.com

what goes around comes around
 
2014-03-07 12:13:46 PM  

CRIMEA RIVER!!!

 
2014-03-07 12:18:42 PM  
He must have witnessed a bare chested Putin flexing in front of a grizzly bear and it caused his heart to shoot out of his chest and explode like a firework in the air. It's the most noble way to go, really.
 
2014-03-07 12:20:12 PM  
Are you sure it wasn't carbon monoxide poisoning?  You know, just like his parents?
 
2014-03-07 12:39:47 PM  
where are russia's investigative journalists?  img.fark.net
 
2014-03-07 12:43:06 PM  
img.fark.net

So he had a heart attack and fell out of window onto an exploding bomb, and was also killed in shooting accident?


/oblig
 
2014-03-07 12:58:41 PM  
Another one rides the bus
 
2014-03-07 12:59:45 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-07 01:02:39 PM  

Magorn: Ambivalence: Any odds on whether it was a polonium or cyanide induced heart attack?

IF so it was on the Urania side Putin WANTED this guy alive to serve as his puppet, unless of coure Yanukovich balked at that...and then , well...


Putin wants Yulia Tymoshenko back in power. This would make it much easier to bring her back.
 
2014-03-07 01:04:23 PM  
He had a heart attack which caused him to fall down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

myenvoy.com
 
2014-03-07 01:05:18 PM  
I won't believe this story until it's on a reputable site like Weekly World News.
 
2014-03-07 01:06:18 PM  
Why did Putin have him killed?

They wanted someone else?

Weird Al Yanocovich wasn't puppetty enough?

Weird Al didn't want to felch with Putin?
 
2014-03-07 01:06:32 PM  

calbert: CRIMEA RIVER!!!


I salute you.
 
2014-03-07 01:08:04 PM  

Ambivalence: Any odds on whether it was a polonium or cyanide induced heart attack?


9mm.
 
2014-03-07 01:10:27 PM  
You know, the hard-on that the right wing has for Pootie Poot right now (check out last night's Daily Show for more about that) is looking sillier and sillier, because it's becoming clear that Putin really farked this up.  The sanctions about to fall on Russia are going to send an already shiatty economy further down the shiatter, adn if this does turn into an actual war with Ukraine, well, they're no pushovers, and Russia will be drawn into a quagmire that they definitely cannot afford.

But he's a "strong" leader who really stuck it to Fartbama, right Fox Newes?
 
2014-03-07 01:12:39 PM  

jake_lex: You know, the hard-on that the right wing has for Pootie Poot right now (check out last night's Daily Show for more about that) is looking sillier and sillier, because it's becoming clear that Putin really farked this up.  The sanctions about to fall on Russia are going to send an already shiatty economy further down the shiatter, adn if this does turn into an actual war with Ukraine, well, they're no pushovers, and Russia will be drawn into a quagmire that they definitely cannot afford.

But he's a "strong" leader who really stuck it to Fartbama, right Fox Newes?


What exactly is this "hard-on" that you people keep blathering about?  All I ever see is people complaining that Obama isn't doing enough.

/Honest question
 
2014-03-07 01:13:37 PM  
My Paranoia is telling me this "heart attack" is a assassination for failing to keep Ukraine in check.
 
2014-03-07 01:15:14 PM  

jake_lex: You know, the hard-on that the right wing has for Pootie Poot right now (check out last night's Daily Show for more about that) is looking sillier and sillier, because it's becoming clear that Putin really farked this up.  The sanctions about to fall on Russia are going to send an already shiatty economy further down the shiatter, adn if this does turn into an actual war with Ukraine, well, they're no pushovers, and Russia will be drawn into a quagmire that they definitely cannot afford.



The Ukraine? You know what the Ukraine is, it's a sitting duck. A road apple, jake_lex. The Ukraine is  weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine...
 
2014-03-07 01:15:21 PM  
Schroedinger's President?
 
2014-03-07 01:15:48 PM  

SpaceButler: Is there confirmation of this from a reputable news agency?  All I found on Google was Pravda and places referencing Pravda, and even Pravda itself said they're "unconfirmed reports".


Pffffft....you and your "trusted source" nonsense.

You've probably also missed out on the oppertunity to purchase top quality stereo equipment that fell off the back of a delivery truck and was found by 2 guys with a white windowless Ford panel van...
 
2014-03-07 01:15:52 PM  
How would you spell "Death Note" in Cyrillic?
 
2014-03-07 01:16:01 PM  
fark him, if he's dead he got off easy.
 
2014-03-07 01:16:59 PM  

jake_lex: You know, the hard-on that the right wing has for Pootie Poot right now (check out last night's Daily Show for more about that) is looking sillier and sillier, because it's becoming clear that Putin really farked this up.  The sanctions about to fall on Russia are going to send an already shiatty economy further down the shiatter, adn if this does turn into an actual war with Ukraine, well, they're no pushovers, and Russia will be drawn into a quagmire that they definitely cannot afford.

But he's a "strong" leader who really stuck it to Fartbama, right Fox Newes?


Out of genuine concern....  you don't happen to have history of having mini-strokes do you?
 
2014-03-07 01:17:42 PM  

AntonChigger: jake_lex: You know, the hard-on that the right wing has for Pootie Poot right now (check out last night's Daily Show for more about that) is looking sillier and sillier, because it's becoming clear that Putin really farked this up.  The sanctions about to fall on Russia are going to send an already shiatty economy further down the shiatter, adn if this does turn into an actual war with Ukraine, well, they're no pushovers, and Russia will be drawn into a quagmire that they definitely cannot afford.

But he's a "strong" leader who really stuck it to Fartbama, right Fox Newes?

What exactly is this "hard-on" that you people keep blathering about?  All I ever see is people complaining that Obama isn't doing enough.

/Honest question


images.sodahead.com
 
2014-03-07 01:18:31 PM  
LOL!  -my honest first reaction.

Now I'm more like Krusty the Klown....*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
 
2014-03-07 01:19:09 PM  

AntonChigger: jake_lex: You know, the hard-on that the right wing has for Pootie Poot right now (check out last night's Daily Show for more about that) is looking sillier and sillier, because it's becoming clear that Putin really farked this up.  The sanctions about to fall on Russia are going to send an already shiatty economy further down the shiatter, adn if this does turn into an actual war with Ukraine, well, they're no pushovers, and Russia will be drawn into a quagmire that they definitely cannot afford.

But he's a "strong" leader who really stuck it to Fartbama, right Fox Newes?

What exactly is this "hard-on" that you people keep blathering about?  All I ever see is people complaining that Obama isn't doing enough.

/Honest question


What should the president do?
 
2014-03-07 01:20:06 PM  
Well, that de-escalared quickly. I mean...that really got back into line fast.
 
2014-03-07 01:20:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: A heart attack induced by throwing himself backwards onto a knife 47 times


47 stab wounds in the back? Worst case of suicide I ever saw.
 
2014-03-07 01:20:55 PM  
static.tvtropes.org

Rest in Peace
 
2014-03-07 01:22:00 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: [static.tvtropes.org image 320x320]

Rest in Peace


That's not funny even for a second.
 
2014-03-07 01:22:26 PM  

shortymac: My Paranoia is telling me this "heart attack" is a assassination for failing to keep Ukraine in check.


This.
 
2014-03-07 01:22:37 PM  

bongmiester: where are russia's investigative journalists?  [img.fark.net image 650x487]


What difference does it make?
 
2014-03-07 01:24:08 PM  

Aar1012: AntonChigger: jake_lex: You know, the hard-on that the right wing has for Pootie Poot right now (check out last night's Daily Show for more about that) is looking sillier and sillier, because it's becoming clear that Putin really farked this up.  The sanctions about to fall on Russia are going to send an already shiatty economy further down the shiatter, adn if this does turn into an actual war with Ukraine, well, they're no pushovers, and Russia will be drawn into a quagmire that they definitely cannot afford.

But he's a "strong" leader who really stuck it to Fartbama, right Fox Newes?

What exactly is this "hard-on" that you people keep blathering about?  All I ever see is people complaining that Obama isn't doing enough.

/Honest question

What should the president do?


Smart money is on another 18 holes.
 
2014-03-07 01:24:12 PM  
Wasn't this a skit on Not Necessarily the News?  I think it was about Brezhnev.
 
2014-03-07 01:24:22 PM  
FTA:  Russian newspaper claims Viktor Yanukovych is in 'grave' condition

Grave condition.  Get it.
 
2014-03-07 01:24:41 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

This guy is the new Prime Minister?

Well, I'm reassured.
 
2014-03-07 01:24:42 PM  

Aar1012: AntonChigger: jake_lex: You know, the hard-on that the right wing has for Pootie Poot right now (check out last night's Daily Show for more about that) is looking sillier and sillier, because it's becoming clear that Putin really farked this up.  The sanctions about to fall on Russia are going to send an already shiatty economy further down the shiatter, adn if this does turn into an actual war with Ukraine, well, they're no pushovers, and Russia will be drawn into a quagmire that they definitely cannot afford.

But he's a "strong" leader who really stuck it to Fartbama, right Fox Newes?

What exactly is this "hard-on" that you people keep blathering about?  All I ever see is people complaining that Obama isn't doing enough.

/Honest question

What should the president do?


I have no idea, but I wasn't questioning Obama.  I was simply remarking that instead of a bunch of right wingers fellating Pooty Put as some people seem to think, all I see is them using him as an excuse to take petty jabs at the president.  I don't think they actually like the guy.
 
2014-03-07 01:25:25 PM  
This is the price of failure, Mr. Bond!
 
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