FlashHarry: he's lying, of course. but do you think that they know that?
ManateeGag: YAY! No taxes! sure, there will be no military to defend the country, but what the hell, at least i'll have a few extra dollars in my pocket.
spman: I used to attend CPAC in college, it was only just starting to become the circus it has since evolved into, and that was 10 years ago. We mostly just went because the school gave us the budget to go every year, and hey, free trip to DC!
The Stealth Hippopotamus: ManateeGag: YAY! No taxes! sure, there will be no military to defend the country, but what the hell, at least i'll have a few extra dollars in my pocket.Yes because there wasn't a military before July 9, 1953.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Maybe he can get some cheap Cuban labor to help him hammer that last nail in?
error 303: It'd be great if the IRS actually did audit a bunch of them and found all sorts of tax problems.
stpauler: "By virtue of your being here today, tomorrow each and every one of you is going to be audited by the IRS"shiattiest door prize ever. But let's check in tomorrow and see if Cruz is lying. It'd be really easy to find out if he's a soothsayer or a liar.
Karac: The Stealth Hippopotamus: ManateeGag: YAY! No taxes! sure, there will be no military to defend the country, but what the hell, at least i'll have a few extra dollars in my pocket.Yes because there wasn't a military before July 9, 1953.What is the significant of July 9, 1953?
kronicfeld: Yes because by "abolish the IRS" he really meant "rename it the Bureau of Internal Revenue."
evilmrsock: What's it like to handle the paradox of being so brutally obtuse and still being able to type coherently?Like, I can understand people having clear, salient thoughts that they just can't manage to type out in a meaningful way, but I can't quite wrap my head around someone whose skull is indistinguishable from an unopened can of split-pea soup being able to form complete sentences.
propasaurus: Senators will work for free, of course. Right?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: But the system and the people doing the collecting need to be radically changed.
LeoffDaGrate: Good luck selling those war bonds nowadays, Stealthy...
Teufelaffe: The New England Journal of Medicine printed an article about Progressive Systemic Sclerosis (Scleroderma), DUH. God, don't they teach US history in schools anymore?
Pants full of macaroni!!: The paranoia is off the scale and shows no signs of abating./paranoia's the destroyaaaaaaahh.....
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