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(Den Of Geek)   What the movie Swordfish teaches the world about computer hacking. Er, not very much as it happens   (denofgeek.com) divider line 12
    More: Hero, swordfish, Vinnie Jones, John Travolta, Swordfish teaches, des, does not equal, Dog Day Afternoon, Hugh Jackman  
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2014-03-07 08:48:20 AM
3 votes:
Well, no. That would be irresponsible.   But didn't it teach us about other points?  And to be honest, does anyone remember this film for anything else?    www.madmind.de
2014-03-07 03:17:41 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: Well what was the point?


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2014-03-07 12:57:44 PM
2 votes:
Swordfish taught me that some movie exec thought that seeing Halle Berry's tits was worth a million bucks.

/Agreed. Presentation SUCKED
2014-03-07 11:46:48 AM
2 votes:
All you need to be a hacker:
Go here, type furiously, amaze everyone around you.
2014-03-07 02:16:11 PM
1 votes:
So we're just using the Hero tag for anything now?
2014-03-07 01:20:22 PM
1 votes:
... that movies are unrealistic? The hacker was on his computer for like 10 minutes yet was not asked even once if he wants to update his Java.
2014-03-07 01:15:45 PM
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: HotWingConspiracy: That scene was so absurd.

HACK FASTER

But it doesn't work that way!

HACK FASTER NOW WITH A BLOW JOB

tappitytappitytappity.....aaaaand hacked

And of course, the DoD or FBI or whatever high-security thing it was could be hacked in 60 seconds.

I just sort of assume 'hackers' in movies are mages, or superheroes of some stripe.

Once you make that assumption movies are much more entertaining to watch, at least for me. It basically explains why the can do the flat out impossible, and why you get 'god among men' hackers. They are the magic adept, the arch Mage, etc.


The worst ever has to be that Die Hard movie (4th one? With I'm a Mac guy).

tweakers.net
2014-03-07 12:56:27 PM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: That scene was so absurd.

HACK FASTER

But it doesn't work that way!

HACK FASTER NOW WITH A BLOW JOB



www.spencer1984.com

HACKING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

/NOW GIVE MORBO A BLOWJOB!
2014-03-07 12:21:42 PM
1 votes:
I was actually a bit disappointed in the gratuitous boob shot. (NSFW of course)
Not that her boobs are not great, it was just a poor presentation.
2014-03-07 11:12:01 AM
1 votes:
That scene was so absurd.

HACK FASTER

But it doesn't work that way!

HACK FASTER NOW WITH A BLOW JOB

tappitytappitytappity.....aaaaand hacked
2014-03-07 10:57:50 AM
1 votes:
Everything I know about hacking I learned by watching Angelina Jolie
2014-03-07 09:41:27 AM
1 votes:

colinspooky: Well, no. That would be irresponsible.   But didn't it teach us about other points?  And to be honest, does anyone remember this film for anything else?    [www.madmind.de image 150x150]


I remember that it demonstrated how even a blowjob couldn't divert Hugh Jackman's concentration.
 
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