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(STV.tv)   Crime in Scotland drops 22 percent. The last time the nation saw statistics like that, every other person was on a boat to Australia   ( news.stv.tv) divider line
    More: Amusing, Scotland, Australia, crimes, Kenny MacAskill, statistics  
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2014-03-07 08:52:45 AM  
lol
 
2014-03-07 08:59:45 AM  
There's huge numbers of Australians in pubs in London all the time.

So I guess it's true that criminals always return to the scene of their crimes.
 
2014-03-07 09:00:50 AM  

ElPresidente: There's huge numbers of Australians in pubs in London all the time.

So I guess it's true that criminals always return to the scene of their crimes.


Or criminals have good taste in beer?
 
2014-03-07 09:03:53 AM  

LiberalConservative: ElPresidente: There's huge numbers of Australians in pubs in London all the time.

So I guess it's true that criminals always return to the scene of their crimes.

Or criminals have good taste in beer?


He said "London".
 
2014-03-07 09:18:53 AM  
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//hot like the beer in England
 
2014-03-07 10:26:32 AM  
Is there anything Amusing in the actual article, or is subby just patting himself on the back for his headline?
 
2014-03-07 11:10:41 AM  
So the less control England has over Scotland, the lower the crime rate drops.  Makes sense.
 
2014-03-07 12:48:01 PM  
What? Did they close all the bars?
 
2014-03-07 02:40:50 PM  
The chance of being a victim of crime continues to be in lower in Scotland than in England and Wales

I's a bit unfair to compare the crime rates to England. There's so many more people in England and the density is quite a bit higher.
Plus, England is the bulwark against third-world immigrants so Scotland is safely homogenous for the moment.
 
2014-03-07 05:49:59 PM  
why are beer bottles always shaped like glans?
 
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