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(Des Moines Register)   After the brutal winter, Midwesterners are eager to welcome a perennial illegal immigrant to their states   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 19
    More: Ironic, El Nino, winter  
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2014-03-07 08:41:48 AM  
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I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino! Yo soy El Nino! For those of you who don't "habla Espanol", El Nino is Spanish for.. The Nino! To any of you hurricanes who are listening, step on up! Because nobody can take El Nino! I challenge any of you punk-ass tropical storms to a no-holds barred cage match! Any time! Any coast! I swear to God all Mighty it is time to pay the piper, 'cause El Nino's coming for ya! And it ain't gonna be pretty!
 
2014-03-07 10:20:17 AM  
El nino. It means "the boy".
www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2014-03-07 10:21:19 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-07 10:33:01 AM  
SO there is a 50% chance this could happen and a 50% chance of nothing happening but nromal weather?... glad we cleared that up?????
WTF??
 
2014-03-07 10:38:31 AM  
I thought this thread would be about Canada geese. Man, those bastards are crazy. And mean.
 
2014-03-07 10:39:21 AM  
So the headline of the actual article is nothing more than vague troll bait click revenue generator. Article might have well been a farking pancake recipe.
 
2014-03-07 10:41:42 AM  
As I learned from a recent radio broadcast I listened to:  It's  UNDOCUMENTEDalien.  This from the guest who kept correcting the host kept calling them illegal.

/she was promoting amnesty - which is fine - but if they aren't here illegally, why would they NEED amnesty?
 
2014-03-07 10:47:00 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-03-07 10:55:18 AM  
Those pictures were photoshopped. They isn't any snow here... and I'm wearing a T-shirt.
Naw, I don't believe it. No snow, no holocaust. Didn't see it, didn't happen.
 
2014-03-07 11:09:58 AM  
Dunno about you but I have a hell of a time finding an attractive and successful latino-american to shovel the driveway for $3.50.
 
2014-03-07 11:36:13 AM  
Wait, so you're telling me it's possible that after one of the WORST WINTERS IN RECORDED HISTORY, next year might not be so bad? Good job, experts.
 
2014-03-07 11:58:53 AM  
FTA:
could be
predicted
possibly
may
sometime
would be
no way to tell
reduced confidence

Oh my, but, I do so love hard science.
And "real" hard science is my all time favorite.

Cummon, tell me about the consensus so I can climax.
 
2014-03-07 11:59:35 AM  

MBooda: Dunno about you but I have a hell of a time finding an attractive and successful latino-american to shovel the driveway for $3.50.


Fark the driveway, I need a shoveler on the roof!
 
2014-03-07 12:00:30 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: I thought this thread would be about Canada geese. Man, those bastards are crazy. And mean.


Just like warmers.
 
2014-03-07 12:17:17 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: I thought this thread would be about Canada geese. Man, those bastards are crazy. And mean.


In midwestern Chicago, Wild Goose chase YOU!
 
2014-03-07 12:30:22 PM  
Friend of mine back in Iowa found a frozen Robin while shoveling his drive.
Not an encouraging sign.
 
2014-03-07 12:43:28 PM  

snocone: MBooda: Dunno about you but I have a hell of a time finding an attractive and successful latino-american to shovel the driveway for $3.50.

Fark the driveway, I need a shoveler on the roof!


Wrong ethnic group.

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2014-03-07 12:48:46 PM  

MBooda: snocone: MBooda: Dunno about you but I have a hell of a time finding an attractive and successful latino-american to shovel the driveway for $3.50.

Fark the driveway, I need a shoveler on the roof!

Wrong ethnic group.

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See, clean roof!
 
2014-03-07 01:28:29 PM  
Oh god, no. Not an el nino. The last time we had one of those was the last year in the top ten hottest years that's not of this millennium. So freaking hot denialists use that year to claim it hasn't gotten warmer.

I'd rather it stay frozen all summer, thank you.
 
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