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(CBC)   Man who poked holes in girlfriend's condoms because getting her pregnant would be "exciting" waits for court decision on how big a scumbag he actually is   (cbc.ca) divider line 121
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2014-03-07 09:01:23 AM  
The judge at Hutchinson's first trial called his actions "dastardly" but acquitted him.

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2014-03-07 10:04:54 AM  
Wait women have condoms????

/Hard getting it on that little tiny cleetus
 
2014-03-07 10:05:00 AM  
Please don't insult scumbags by comparing them to this piece of human excrement.
 
2014-03-07 10:06:21 AM  
This article sickens me.

To go and have an innocent baby aborted because of something someone else did is unconscionable.
 
2014-03-07 10:06:50 AM  
Thank goodness she doesn't have a baby to tie her to this human boil on the backside of the universe.
 
2014-03-07 10:08:40 AM  
At his trial, he was sentenced to 18 months in jail. He also gave a DNA sample and his name was placed on the national sex offender registry.

Did they list his crime as "Condom Poker/piercer/tamperer"?
 
2014-03-07 10:09:35 AM  
I'm wondering if it would still be tried as sexual assault if it was the girl the put the holes in the condoms.  I hear that happens a bit more.
 
2014-03-07 10:11:06 AM  
Excellent headline, subster

/FUN FACT: a couple of years ago the NY Times crossword had as an answer the word "scumbag". The clue was like "nasty person or jerk". Shortz apoligized on-line, claiming he didn't know a scumbag was a scumbag
 
2014-03-07 10:13:22 AM  
wait wait wait wait waaaiiiiit a minute here.... The GUY poked holes in the GIRLS condoms to trick her into getting preggers?? WTF is this opposite day?
 
2014-03-07 10:16:46 AM  

ChipNASA: Wait women have condoms????

/Hard getting it on that little tiny cleetus


Um... yeah.  They do.

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/female- co ndom-4223.htm
 
2014-03-07 10:17:18 AM  
This was also an episode of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit", except the fictional guy did this to like a dozen women.
 
2014-03-07 10:17:33 AM  
My dad, who was taught by nuns in a Catholic school, said that they instructed their students to do the very same thing.

Seeing as how poking holes in them effectively negates their ability to prevent the spread of disease, I'd have to say that it's essentially a dick move.

/heh, dick move
 
2014-03-07 10:17:53 AM  
At least he came clean...if he didn't admit it, she would have never known.
 
2014-03-07 10:18:53 AM  
Wow.  Dastardly.  I didn't think that word has been used since 1940.  Judge must have recently dusted off his dictionary to pull that little gem out.
 
2014-03-07 10:19:59 AM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: wait wait wait wait waaaiiiiit a minute here.... The GUY poked holes in the GIRLS condoms to trick her into getting preggers?? WTF is this opposite day?


Honestly, in retrospect, I can think of two exes I could see pulling that crap.  Especially toward the end with the relationship ending writing on the wall, which sounds like exactly what happened here.

His girlfriend consented to having sex with him on the condition they use birth control. But in 2006, as the relationship cooled, Hutchinson thought he could keep it going by getting his girlfriend pregnant, he said.

And this is why you shouldn't put all your eggs in a single birth control basket, ladies.  Unless you have issues with hormonal whatnot, get on birth control *and* use condoms.
 
2014-03-07 10:22:01 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: And this is why you shouldn't put all your eggs in a single birth control basket, ladies. Unless you have issues with hormonal whatnot, get on birth control *and* use condoms.


Thissity this this.

/patched and proud
 
2014-03-07 10:25:07 AM  
Aaaaand the Supreme Court says "have fun in jail, asshole!"

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/scc-upholds-conviction-in-condom-poking -c ase-1.1718499
 
2014-03-07 10:29:35 AM  

Kevin Lomax: At least he came clean...if he didn't admit it, she would have never known.


what you did there.. bravo
 
2014-03-07 10:30:58 AM  
The chick should deal with her own birth control! Thanks to obamacare, broads no longer have to spend $$$ on birth control now taxpayers pick up the tab. That's a good thing for someone like sandra fluke. She used to spend 3k a year on birth control. Must look like a sideways Arby's roast beef sandwich in a worn out catchers mitt down there.
 
2014-03-07 10:32:29 AM  
If this was really your plan, why even bother coming clean about it? It's not like rubbers are infallible, they have a high enough failure rate that you could still get pregnant even when using them. Unlikely, but not impossible.
 
2014-03-07 10:33:02 AM  
Launch Code:

Go away.
 
2014-03-07 10:35:31 AM  

dognose4: I'm wondering if it would still be tried as sexual assault if it was the girl the put the holes in the condoms.  I hear that happens a bit more.


I think if that happened he'd have only been sentenced to 18 years of child support.
 
2014-03-07 10:36:14 AM  

miss diminutive: StreetlightInTheGhetto: And this is why you shouldn't put all your eggs in a single birth control basket, ladies. Unless you have issues with hormonal whatnot, get on birth control *and* use condoms.

Thissity this this.

/patched and proud


This and that.

/Used the pill or shot with condoms until we decided to try for kids.
 
2014-03-07 10:36:59 AM  

Launch Code: The chick should deal with her own birth control! Thanks to obamacare, broads no longer have to spend $$$ on birth control now taxpayers pick up the tab. That's a good thing for someone like sandra fluke. She used to spend 3k a year on birth control. Must look like a sideways Arby's roast beef sandwich in a worn out catchers mitt down there.


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2014-03-07 10:40:46 AM  
Even if using a condom, it is only polite to pull out, remove the condom and finish on the belly, chest, or if you are Peter North, neck, face and hair.

It shows appreciation, and it minimizes the risk of blow-by causing premature snowflakes.
 
2014-03-07 10:40:54 AM  
Oh lord how the money rolls in!
 
2014-03-07 10:41:02 AM  
This is a dick move, but sexual assault seems a bit of a stretch, does this mean that women that go off the pill or tamper with contraceptives are guilty of sexual assault?, I know of at least two(2) kids that exist today because of this and maybe as many as Nine(9), do all those women deserve jail terms and registry on the sex offenders list?
 
2014-03-07 10:41:10 AM  
Looking forward to the lawsuit where a woman told her boyfriend she was taking the pill when she wasn't.
 
2014-03-07 10:43:14 AM  
While I agree with the verdict, I would also like to push for jail time for women who do the same thing, please.
 
2014-03-07 10:43:51 AM  

Plastic Trash Vortex: This article sickens me.

To go and have an innocent baby aborted because of something someone else did is unconscionable.


2/10. Might get some bites.
 
2014-03-07 10:44:24 AM  

albatros183: This is a dick move, but sexual assault seems a bit of a stretch, does this mean that women that go off the pill or tamper with contraceptives are guilty of sexual assault?, I know of at least two(2) kids that exist today because of this and maybe as many as Nine(9), do all those women deserve jail terms and registry on the sex offenders list?


Are you under the impression that we cannot read numbers when spelled out?
 
2014-03-07 10:45:01 AM  
No just feeling anal today
 
2014-03-07 10:48:12 AM  

dognose4: I'm wondering if it would still be tried as sexual assault if it was the girl the put the holes in the condoms.  I hear that happens a bit more.


Of course not since a man is the victim then
 
2014-03-07 10:48:31 AM  

drongozone: This was also an episode of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit", except the fictional guy did this to like a dozen women.


And had aids.
 
2014-03-07 10:50:43 AM  

JonnyG: While I agree with the verdict, I would also like to push for jail time for women who do the same thing, please.


I don't understand this thinking, infecting her with AIDS is one thing, but even with a condom there is risk of pregnancy, child support, pain and suffering, punitive damages I can see but this essential makes him a rapist which seem to harsh
 
2014-03-07 10:52:48 AM  

daisygrrl: Aaaaand the Supreme Court says "have fun in jail, asshole!"

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/scc-upholds-conviction-in-condom-poking -c ase-1.1718499


Good. Fark him. He's a stupid idiot who thought two people's lifelong regret was worth a little excitement in his life at that particular moment.

Plastic Trash Vortex: This article sickens me.

To go and have an innocent baby aborted because of something someone else did is unconscionable.


Please tell me more about the rights of the poor, innocent rape babies and how they compare to the women who have to carry the child of their attacker to term and hand it off to the bright, sunny future guaranteed by the foster care system.
 
2014-03-07 10:53:14 AM  

drongozone: Excellent headline, subster

/FUN FACT: a couple of years ago the NY Times crossword had as an answer the word "scumbag". The clue was like "nasty person or jerk". Shortz apoligized on-line, claiming he didn't know a scumbag was a scumbag


Seconded. Well done, subby.
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2014-03-07 10:53:31 AM  
The door swings both ways ladies.  Is the statue of limitations 18 years here?
 
2014-03-07 10:55:21 AM  
I have only one problem with this:

The judge at Hutchinson's first trial called his actions "dastardly" but acquitted him.

Once tried and acquitted, that should be it.  The state does not get a second bite at the apple.
 
2014-03-07 10:55:56 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: And this is why you shouldn't put all your eggs in a single birth control basket, ladies.  Unless you have issues with hormonal whatnot, get on birth control *and* use condoms.


I didn't realize I had issues with the hormones until I stopped using that form completely. I'm a little bit less insane *and* looking into getting fixed so that I don't have to deal with any of that bullshiat. Except maybe the condoms still, because it's nice to be able to clean up easily afterwards.
 
2014-03-07 10:58:37 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: StreetlightInTheGhetto: And this is why you shouldn't put all your eggs in a single birth control basket, ladies.  Unless you have issues with hormonal whatnot, get on birth control *and* use condoms.

I didn't realize I had issues with the hormones until I stopped using that form completely. I'm a little bit less insane *and* looking into getting fixed so that I don't have to deal with any of that bullshiat. Except maybe the condoms still, because it's nice to be able to clean up easily afterwards.


Swallow, no clean up at all.
 
2014-03-07 11:01:37 AM  
Guy is  a creeper -- but let me ask this:

If a woman has baby fever and will do ANYTHING to get pregnant by some random guy, (including doing the very same thing of poking a hole in a condom) why are they not charged in the same manner?   You *know* something like this has happened before, where a woman tampered with his or her condoms knowing full well she would probably get pregnant if the timing was right.  If a woman did the same thing to me, the courts here would tell me to shutup and pay child support, in that I have to take responsibility for the action of my putting my junk inside her junk. They wouldn't give two craps if she was the one that intentionally sabotaged a birth control device.

Once again -- men get the short end of the stick in terms of equality (same manner as a man can have consensual sex with a 16 year old but the population would love to cut his balls off and execute him. A woman can have consensual sex with a 16 year old and shes the hottest new thing getting 24 hours of community service and book deals here and there.

I could pee outside while drunk and get put on a sex offender database for life... THAT's how unequal things are when it comes to crap like this.   Anyway, man is a creep for sure, but the world sucks for not being truly fair on matters like this.
 
2014-03-07 11:05:12 AM  

JonnyG: While I agree with the verdict, I would also like to push for jail time for women who do the same thing, please.


Ha, you're kidding.  The guy would still be screwed.
 
2014-03-07 11:06:49 AM  

Launch Code: The chick should deal with her own birth control! Thanks to obamacare, broads no longer have to spend $$$ on birth control now taxpayers pick up the tab. That's a good thing for someone like sandra fluke. She used to spend 3k a year on birth control. Must look like a sideways Arby's roast beef sandwich in a worn out catchers mitt down there.


Obama is the president of Canada now?

Also, your description of what a vagina looks like indicates you are approximately 12 years old. Either that or you're a Republican.

In either case:

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Go away.
 
2014-03-07 11:11:00 AM  
Anyone remember Pimp Wars back in the BBS days?
www.mobygames.com

You could pay a guy to poke holes in a condom while using another pimp's hos to get her knocked up and out of commision, thus earning a rival pimp less money.
 
2014-03-07 11:12:22 AM  
I see this happened in Canada. It would be interesting to see this same case in the U.S since the courts have already said the same or similar situations that involve the women being the dastardly one does not let the man off the hook for child support. I wonder how it would turn out if the men had tried to file criminal charges.
 
2014-03-07 11:16:07 AM  

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2014-03-07 11:18:49 AM  

albatros183: No just feeling anal today


Which would also have helped in TFA's case.
 
2014-03-07 11:27:37 AM  
I would hope he poked the holes in the condoms prior to putting them on. I am sure he got the point, though.
 
2014-03-07 11:29:31 AM  
With regard to the "should a woman get the same punishment as a man were the roles reversed" question:

First, we have the obvious fact that it is the woman who has to carry the child. Her getting pregnant against her will is essentially her being told what to do with her own body. It is very much a physical/personal attack, with the added twist of playing with said woman's emotions, as she now has to decide what to do about her pregnancy. Now, as a man, I can't even begin to imagine what goes through the mind of any woman who chooses to get an abortion, but I presume it ain't all roses and sunshine, even among those who adamantly do not wish to have children. Consequently, the charge of assault does not seem that severe to me.

When a woman tricks a man into such a situation by screwing with contraception to get pregnant, he may very well end up being saddled with child support for 18 years, but as he is not the one carrying the child and going through the physical process this entails, I get why he is not seen as having been assaulted. That being said, I believe that should he become aware of the deception through concrete proof, like the woman revealing as much through e-mails, then he should definitely be able to opt out of any support. However, jail time for the woman? I don't see it. I think having her make the decision to either abort the child or carry to term and raise it on her own would be enough.
 
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