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(Fox Business)   Once again, Sbarro files for sbankruptcy   (foxbusiness.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Sbarro, pizza chain, Yum! Brands Inc.  
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616 clicks; posted to Business » on 07 Mar 2014 at 8:58 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-07 09:07:04 AM  
TFA said they could file as early as Sunday, and I've seen reports of weekend filings before. How exactly does that work? No clerks office I've ever heard of has weekend hours.
 
2014-03-07 09:11:25 AM  
If you can't make money selling pizza, you really should just get out of the business.
 
2014-03-07 09:29:01 AM  
Quick, somebody post the picture from The Office of Michael going to New York and then hitting Sbarro's for an authentic slice of pizza.  It's a fresh and witty joke.
 
2014-03-07 09:49:44 AM  
The S is silent? I had no idea. Apparently I've never seen/heard an ad for them, or heard anyone talk about them.
 
2014-03-07 09:57:51 AM  
Pizza?  Is that what that is they're selling?  I thought it was velveeta covered cardboard.
 
2014-03-07 10:00:11 AM  

unyon: If you can't make money selling pizza, you really should just get out of the business.


My local mall has a food court that used to have a kick ass pizza joint.  The lines stretched half way across the place.  Then the mall upped the rents, and Sbarro moved in.  I don't go to the food court very often, but when I do, there is no one eating at Sbarro.  Even the salad concession has more customers.
 
2014-03-07 01:27:26 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Pizza?  Is that what that is they're selling?  I thought it was velveeta covered cardboard.


Nah, velveeta covered cardboard is sold by Little Caesars
 
2014-03-07 02:30:41 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Pizza?  Is that what that is they're selling?  I thought it was velveeta covered cardboard.


Normally they aren't that bad, close but not quite. At least at airports I haven't had bad pizza from them. Distinctly average mind you but as you bounce from airport to airport there is a lot to be said for consistently average.
 
2014-03-07 03:21:16 PM  

valkore: Quick, somebody post the picture from The Office of Michael going to New York and then hitting Sbarro's for an authentic slice of pizza.  It's a fresh and witty joke.


Since you asked....
blogs.roanoke.com
 
2014-03-07 03:23:52 PM  

Riomp300: valkore: Quick, somebody post the picture from The Office of Michael going to New York and then hitting Sbarro's for an authentic slice of pizza.  It's a fresh and witty joke.

Since you asked....
[blogs.roanoke.com image 500x563]


Thanks, my day is complete.
 
2014-03-07 05:38:38 PM  

buzzcut73: TFA said they could file as early as Sunday, and I've seen reports of weekend filings before. How exactly does that work? No clerks office I've ever heard of has weekend hours.


They tie the filing to a brick and heave it through a window.
 
2014-03-07 06:13:54 PM  
I like Sbarro :(
 
2014-03-08 02:43:21 PM  
The Sbarro in my local mall would run out of pizza about half way through the lunch hour.

Every. Single. Day.
 
2014-03-08 08:11:15 PM  

buzzcut73: TFA said they could file as early as Sunday, and I've seen reports of weekend filings before. How exactly does that work? No clerks office I've ever heard of has weekend hours.


It was foolish of you to assume you have the same privileges as your corporate masters - Get back to work citizen
 
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