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(SFGate)   Research finds that caffeine dependence is tied to physical and emotional problems. Study based on denying 1000 people their morning cup of coffee   (sfgate.com) divider line 39
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2014-03-07 10:02:44 AM  
I think we can all assume this research study is flawed. Also, GO F*CK YOURSELF SCIENTISTS.
 
2014-03-07 10:41:09 AM  
Same as yesterday, I will cut you, biatch.  Leave our caffeine alone!
 
2014-03-07 10:44:09 AM  
LOL
and yet pot will destroy america and rape are children.

/kicked my habit months ago
 
2014-03-07 11:09:34 AM  

namatad: LOL
and yet pot will destroy america and rape are children.

/kicked my habit months ago


Pot or coffee?

bdub77: I think we can all assume this research study is flawed. Also, GO F*CK YOURSELF SCIENTISTS.


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2014-03-07 11:13:36 AM  
Settle Down Everyone!!!


This is AMERICA.  ALL drugs are completely harmless and many of them cure cancer.


silly people!
 
2014-03-07 11:13:54 AM  

namatad: LOL
and yet pot will destroy america and rape are children.

/kicked my habit months ago


Pot will turn our children into rape? Why didn't anybody warn me?
 
2014-03-07 11:16:05 AM  
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What taking peoples morning coffee away might look like.
 
2014-03-07 11:19:28 AM  
Had a double espresso latte this morning. It's nice, but I can certainly live without it. A single would take me through noon at the least.
 
2014-03-07 11:20:14 AM  
In other news............Caffeine is not a drug and is not addictive and is completely harmless...............unless you have emotional or physical "problems"


see, its not the drug that is the cause, its YOU!    ta da!!


Disclosure:  "Research" paid for by the Coffee/Tea Institute of America.
 
2014-03-07 11:23:55 AM  
So, where are the survivng researchers (if any) hiding?
 
2014-03-07 11:24:20 AM  

bdub77: I think we can all assume this research study is flawed. Also, GO F*CK YOURSELF SCIENTISTS.



but you forgot to ask WHY its flawed...................cause "others" are pumping money into the "research" to get the results they want.


that is NOT Science, that is crony capitalist American bullsh*t posing as Science. Real Science does not come to conclusions based on who pays for it or their preferences.  Real Science is indifferent to money or 'wishes'.
 
2014-03-07 11:46:30 AM  

namatad: LOL
and yet pot will destroy america and rape areis children.

/kicked my habit months ago


FTFY
 
2014-03-07 11:47:00 AM  
It is a gateway drug.
 
2014-03-07 11:58:29 AM  
Coffee is a morning gateway drug. It leads to buttered biscuits, bacon and eggs fried in that bacon grease.
 
2014-03-07 12:35:45 PM  
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2014-03-07 12:48:05 PM  
For some odd reason, coffee sometimes makes me feel very bad.  For years daily coffee was fine.  Sometimes I have to lay off now and have no caffeine or risk feeling like total crap.  I've noticed that once the initial dependence wears off I'm a much happier person without it.  With caffeine, I'm grumpy when I'm tired.  Without caffeine, I can be tired and still be a happy person.

The thing is, after years of daily coffee, you feel the same as you do when your body isn't expecting it.  It takes a good long while for your body to get back to normal.  Try a month without caffeine.  By the end of the month, you'll be totally normal and feel the same as if you'd been having caffeine the whole time.  But, if you do then splurge on a nice big sugary coffee, you'll feel like you're on superspeed...and that's how you get hooked again.
 
2014-03-07 01:08:19 PM  
I can sleep when I'm dead.
 
2014-03-07 01:29:03 PM  
Haven't had caffeine in years, never liked coffee anyway.  As I approach 50 I'm needing more and more water to keep my system balanced.

/early bird too
 
2014-03-07 02:38:26 PM  
What was the casualty rate in the test group?
 
2014-03-07 02:59:28 PM  

Devo: It is a gateway drug.



 a gateway to happiness.  (if consumption levels stay modest)
 
2014-03-07 03:00:53 PM  

KJUW89: Haven't had caffeine in years, never liked coffee anyway.  As I approach 50 I'm needing more and more water to keep my system balanced.

/early bird too



that is how it starts.  water and then more water........and then pots of coffee.

aerobic exercise is the fountain of youth.
 
2014-03-07 03:16:21 PM  
I owe everything that I am to my caffeine addiction. And I am aeesome .
 
2014-03-07 03:22:58 PM  
I had to fast for some blood tests today. I had to skip my morning coffee. My day is ruined.
 
2014-03-07 03:30:59 PM  
Your day is not ruined.

Relapse coffee is the BEST.
 
2014-03-07 03:43:37 PM  

Linux_Yes: aerobic exercise is the fountain of youth.


I do that too...
 
2014-03-07 05:02:44 PM  
ftfa:   It's 4 in the afternoon, and   Adam Sandoval, a San Francisco handyman who starts work very early most mornings, is finishing up his second 16-ounce tumbler of black coffee for the day.

light weight.  I'm on my 3rd before noon.  WHAT'S IT TO YOU!!
 
2014-03-07 05:22:17 PM  
A Valentine's day present from Mrs. Zik-Zak:
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2014-03-07 05:25:08 PM  
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/not a coffee drinker
//not alcohol regularly either
///can go to sleep at midnight and be on the bike trainer at 5am, no problem
 
2014-03-07 05:26:00 PM  

twistedmetal: Same as yesterday, I will cut you, biatch.  Leave our caffeine alone!


Seconded.

WE. WILL. CUT. YOU.
 
2014-03-07 05:48:47 PM  
amphetamines: the healthy alternative!
 
2014-03-07 05:49:29 PM  

AngryDragon: What was the casualty rate in the test group?


I'd be more interested in the causality rate among the researchers.
 
2014-03-07 06:05:01 PM  
Caffeine is legal because it lets people work harder for the owner class.  Cannabis is illegal because it makes being poor bearable.
 
2014-03-07 09:53:28 PM  
Well, I've tried caffeine, cigarettes, alcohol, didn't get addicted to any of them, but there's still one thing I haven't tried: CAFFEINE!

/i give it a million stars
 
2014-03-08 06:22:05 AM  
Yes, I will absolutely give you physical AND emotional problems if you take my coffee.

/ QED!  Good work, scientists.
 
2014-03-08 12:13:46 PM  
So; CAFFEINE: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
or something like that...
 
2014-03-08 03:19:45 PM  

Zik-Zak: A Valentine's day present from Mrs. Zik-Zak:
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Where do I buy that perfect coffee mug!?
 
2014-03-08 04:49:07 PM  

lewismarktwo: Caffeine is legal because it lets people work harder for the owner class.  Cannabis is illegal because it makes being poor bearable.


Cocaine also helps you work harder but it's illegal. So much for your theory.
 
2014-03-08 09:06:09 PM  
I don't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without caffeine.
 
2014-03-08 09:48:03 PM  
If you deny me my coffee, yes, you will have a physical problem
 
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