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(Washington Post)   That story Paul Ryan told about the woman in Scott Walker's cabinet who met a young poor boy who didn't want a free lunch, just a brown paper bag like all the other kids? Yeah, full of shiat. But he told it well, so there's that   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-03-07 09:50:56 AM  

lilbjorn: Has any Republican, starting with St. Ronald, EVER told a story about a poor person that wasn't utter bullshiat?


In public? Heavens no!

At the club? Sure. "And then this urchin had the audacity to ask me for a dollar! Me! A dollar!? I told him to just put his 'lunch' - we all know he was just going to buy crack - on his Amex, or lie and expense it."
 
2014-03-07 09:51:11 AM  
If those children deserve to eat, then they will do so despite the lack of subsidies. They will learn to forage and dumpster-dive, eating the leftovers of those with too much to eat. How is that not a much more efficient and - attention, leftist hippies and eco-terrorists - environmentally friendly solution?
 
2014-03-07 09:51:36 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: karmaceutical: I think your experience is the exception, not the rule, when it comes to free lunch programs.

I recall the same thing (well, similar) when I was in elementary school, lo those 3+ decades ago. If you were buying lunch that day, you had to go to the cafeteria before school and buy a chit. Your parents could also purchase a "subscription", and would be mailed a month's worth of chits at a time. The poor kids and the subscription kids were indistinguishable, as the poor kids parents were also mailed a month's worth of chits.

You turned said chit in at lunch and received lunch - there was only one option available.


My school, around the same time, required that every kid in class stand up for roll call, and when you name was called you had to announce "brought" "paid" or "free" and the teacher would put a little check on the list for your lunch option that day.

But really what is an anecdote on Fark worth these days?
 
2014-03-07 09:52:12 AM  
Why can't these "starving" children just sell some of their stock? If they're not willing to do that, then you can't tell me that they're really suffering.
 
2014-03-07 09:52:43 AM  

lilbjorn: Has any Republican, starting with St. Ronald, EVER told a story about a poor person that wasn't utter bullshiat?


Dwight Eisenhower, Robert La Follette, and then I draw a blank.
 
2014-03-07 09:53:14 AM  

KeatingFive: Princess Ryans Knickers: And for some reason you guys keep believing that facts will suddenly change the mind of conservatives.

THIS TIMES 1 MILLION


Facts don't need to change the minds of conservatives.  They just need to sway the "middle" 10% or so of voters who are "undecided" and on whom the outcome of elections actually lies.
 
2014-03-07 09:53:38 AM  

karmaceutical: But really what is an anecdote on Fark worth these days?


Well, today's Friday, so fiesta pizza, cheeseburger with fries, or a chef salad plate with pan roll.
 
2014-03-07 09:53:57 AM  

monoski: Harkens back to Michelle Bachmann meeting a woman at a fair and discovering how she became retarded


How did Michelle become retarded?
 
2014-03-07 09:54:16 AM  
Great line to use for a pro-choice ad.

Seriously. If women are denied abortions children who are not cared for are going to be born ... In abundance.
 
2014-03-07 09:56:09 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: karmaceutical: But really what is an anecdote on Fark worth these days?

Well, today's Friday, so fiesta pizza, cheeseburger with fries, or a chef salad plate with pan roll.


Fiesta pizza, white milk, and a fruit cup?  I'm in.
 
2014-03-07 09:57:07 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: KeatingFive: Princess Ryans Knickers: And for some reason you guys keep believing that facts will suddenly change the mind of conservatives.

THIS TIMES 1 MILLION

Facts don't need to change the minds of conservatives.  They just need to sway the "middle" 10% or so of voters who are "undecided" and on whom the outcome of elections actually lies.


You'd think they'd close off CPAC to the press. This place is a gold mine for negative campaign ad quotes.
 
2014-03-07 09:59:06 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: karmaceutical: But really what is an anecdote on Fark worth these days?

Well, today's Friday, so fiesta pizza, cheeseburger with fries, or a chef salad plate with pan roll.


Hooray for Pizza Day! The best day of the week!
 
2014-03-07 10:00:06 AM  
It doesn't matter a bit, to anyone, how many lies they tell... or even how preposterous their lies are, for that matter.

No one looks to Republicans for facts. They are not in the "truth" business. They are in the business of dispensing bullshiat that feels truthy, to people who WANT bullshiat that feels truthy.

Period. End of sentence, end of paragraph.
 
2014-03-07 10:01:11 AM  

The Homer Tax: karmaceutical: lawboy87: poot_rootbeer: I'm sure there are plenty of children who feel embarrassment over having to participate in subsidized meal programs. And I'm sure some of them will voluntarily choose to go hungry rather than have their peers find out their family is poor.

However, the social posturing a of a minority of 11-year-olds is no basis for federal government policy.

The kids who get a subsidized lunch don't wear a big Scarlet letter or something identifying them as recipients.

Although my son doesn't receive them, I did volunteer as a parent counselor at his old elementary school to help ESL parents apply for subsidized school lunch program.  The school required that students buy lunch tickets paid for in advance on a weekly/monthly basis, whether subsidized or not.  The tickets were identical and no one would have had a clue whether the parent paid full price for that ticket, or the subsidized price.

In a different state and while reviewing the program here, it was nearly identical, except the school "lunch lady" keeps a computer "account" for each student rather than use the ticket system. But, once again there's no way for other students to identify those who are receiving a subsidized lunch or not.  In fact, the teachers and other administrators, outside of the woman who administers the cafeteria wouldn't have a clue either.

As to your last sentence, agree completely.  The last thing I want to see is more "Government by Anecdote" crap.   Reagan was the master of creating policy and procedures based on those kind of cheap anecdotes, often which were based no more on reality than this Ryan laugher.

I think your experience is the exception, not the rule, when it comes to free lunch programs.

It was the exact same way back when I was in school 15 years ago. All lunch credit was on a card, no one knew who had "free lunch" and who didn't from sight alone.


It doesn't need to be publicly known for a kid to be embarrassed by it. I think that might be the point the initial post was about.
 
2014-03-07 10:01:25 AM  
Speaking of anecdotes, when I started high school, lunches were $0.90. Were one so inclined, one could stand at the exit line and ask for their "dime" as folks were heading to their tables. After hearing, "Sure," nine times, one could then purchase a lunch. My Junior year, lunches were a dollar...and I ate less.
 
2014-03-07 10:03:28 AM  

Nature Spirals: It doesn't need to be publicly known for a kid to be embarrassed by it. I think that might be the point the initial post was about.


A child's embarrassment doesn't make the factory re-open. I think that might be the point most of the posts since were about.
 
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2014-03-07 10:03:41 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: I could have stopped you after a member of Walker's cabinet meeting a poor person.


I dunno about that...
There are lots of poor people in prison.
 
2014-03-07 10:07:33 AM  

Fart_Machine: You'd think they'd close off CPAC to the press. This place is a gold mine for negative campaign ad quotes.


You're right of course.  But the GOP hasn't been good at campaign strategy for a while.  I think they've eaten too much of their own dog food, so they actually believe the Fox News derp that the majority of Americans agree with them.  They think that CPAC is a gold mine of  positive campaign ad quotes.

/or at least, that's the only way any of this makes any sense at all
 
2014-03-07 10:12:00 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Fart_Machine: You'd think they'd close off CPAC to the press. This place is a gold mine for negative campaign ad quotes.

You're right of course.  But the GOP hasn't been good at campaign strategy for a while.  I think they've eaten too much of their own dog food, so they actually believe the Fox News derp that the majority of Americans agree with them.  They think that CPAC is a gold mine of  positive campaign ad quotes.

/or at least, that's the only way any of this makes any sense at all


I was going to make a similar comment.  Romney's campaign was a pathetic, pandering, unfocused mess.  Since it's pretty well known that no one else in the Republican party likes him, combined with his ego (and being an asshole), I could understand why he couldn't get good staff.

I think the rest of these guys, running for state or federal congress, are still achieving a modicum of success at holding their seats by employing the Karl Rove strategy.  I hope this changes in the 2014 elections.  It would be nice if moderates or *ahem* "low-information voters" could be motivated to vote for more moderate candidates.
 
2014-03-07 10:12:29 AM  

Mr_Fabulous: It doesn't matter a bit, to anyone, how many lies they tell... or even how preposterous their lies are, for that matter.

No one looks to Republicans for facts. They are not in the "truth" business. They are in the business of dispensing bullshiat that feels truthy, to people who WANT bullshiat that feels truthy.

Period. End of sentence, end of paragraph.


True true true.  People (conservatives, mostly) want to hear things that reinforce their beliefs.  They don't believe in free lunch, because poor people are lazy and don't care about their kids.  If they cared about their kids, then they would be in functional marriages and move out to the suburbs with the other morally superior folks hang out.  What I don't about this particular story is... are they suggesting that the Federal Government take on some kind of responsibility for people's sense or worth?  This anecdote suggests that the kid doesn't want just a meal, he wants someone to care about him.  And that is what "the left" doesn't get.  Well jack, I do get it.  I just don't get what the free lunch program is supposed to do about it.  Or is this another of those cases where they try to take a simple problem and tie into a gordian knot with some complex society problem and call the whole thing off because you can't fix people's souls with taxes?
 
2014-03-07 10:15:58 AM  

Huggermugger: Also, who even uses paper bags for anything these days?


I do.

/Not in public school.
 
2014-03-07 10:17:47 AM  

karmaceutical: Mr_Fabulous: It doesn't matter a bit, to anyone, how many lies they tell... or even how preposterous their lies are, for that matter.

No one looks to Republicans for facts. They are not in the "truth" business. They are in the business of dispensing bullshiat that feels truthy, to people who WANT bullshiat that feels truthy.

Period. End of sentence, end of paragraph.

True true true.  People (conservatives, mostly) want to hear things that reinforce their beliefs.  They don't believe in free lunch, because poor people are lazy and don't care about their kids.  If they cared about their kids, then they would be in functional marriages and move out to the suburbs with the other morally superior folks hang out.  What I don't about this particular story is... are they suggesting that the Federal Government take on some kind of responsibility for people's sense or worth?  This anecdote suggests that the kid doesn't want just a meal, he wants someone to care about him.  And that is what "the left" doesn't get.  Well jack, I do get it.  I just don't get what the free lunch program is supposed to do about it.  Or is this another of those cases where they try to take a simple problem and tie into a gordian knot with some complex society problem and call the whole thing off because you can't fix people's souls with taxes?


I think they're saying that poor parents who have their kids get free lunches don't really care about their kids. If poor parents really cared about their kids they wouldn't let them get free lunches. They would send them to school with 3 saltines in a brown paper bag.
 
2014-03-07 10:18:59 AM  

Dimensio: Huggermugger: Also, who even uses paper bags for anything these days?

I do.

/Not in public school.


They're good for storing mushrooms in the fridge. They're porous enough to keep the shrooms from getting slimy, but protective enough to keep them from drying out.
 
2014-03-07 10:22:33 AM  

someonelse: Dimensio: Huggermugger: Also, who even uses paper bags for anything these days?

I do.

/Not in public school.

They're good for storing mushrooms in the fridge. They're porous enough to keep the shrooms from getting slimy, but protective enough to keep them from drying out.


Just put a crumpled paper towel in the mushroom container with the plastic wrap re-sealed. Duh.
 
2014-03-07 10:24:25 AM  
Amusing.
GOP tells lies: "All politicians lie, whadda ya gonna do."
Obama says "act of terror" not "terrorist act": "ZOMG IMPEACH!!"
 
2014-03-07 10:25:07 AM  

kronicfeld: someonelse: Dimensio: Huggermugger: Also, who even uses paper bags for anything these days?

I do.

/Not in public school.

They're good for storing mushrooms in the fridge. They're porous enough to keep the shrooms from getting slimy, but protective enough to keep them from drying out.

Just put a crumpled paper towel in the mushroom container with the plastic wrap re-sealed. Duh.


Thanks for the apocryphal stories.  I just contacted Paul Ryan saying poor kids just want the brown paper bags for selling drugs in schools while their parents wait outside in Cadillacs.  Goodbye lunch programs!
 
2014-03-07 10:28:46 AM  

someonelse: I think they're saying that poor parents who have their kids get free lunches don't really care about their kids. If poor parents really cared about their kids they wouldn't let them get free lunches. They would send them to school with 3 saltines in a brown paper bag.


Absotively. My dad did reduced fee lunches for us one year, and none of my classmates knew about it. My school had pretty good lunches. Then he went all John Galt and told my mom she needed to make brown bag lunches for us. Warm salami on stale bread. Yum.
 
2014-03-07 10:29:17 AM  
Mark 6: 30-44

30And the apostles gathered themselves together unto Jesus, and told Him all things, both what they had done, and what they had taught.
31And He said unto them, Come ye yourselves apart into a desert place, and rest a while: for there were many coming and going, and they had no leisure so much as to eat.
32And they departed into a desert place by a donated corporate ship privately.
33And the people saw them departing, and many knew Him, and ran afoot thither out of all cities, and outwent them, and came together unto Him.
34And Jesus, when He came out, saw much people, and was moved with compassion toward them, because they were as sheep not having a shepherd: and He began to teach them many things.
35And when the day was now far spent, His disciples came unto Him, and said, This is a desert place, and now the time is far passed:
36Send them away, that they may go into the country round about, and into the villages, and buy themselves bread: for they have nothing to eat.
37He answered and said unto them, Give ye them to eat. And they say unto him, Shall we go and buy two hundred pennyworth of bread, and give them to eat?
38He saith unto them, How many loaves have ye? go and see. And when they knew, they say, Five, and two fishes.
39And He commanded them to make all sit down by companies upon the green grass.
40And they sat down in ranks, by hundreds, and by fifties.
41And when He had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, He looked up to Heaven, and blessed and brake the loaves, and gave them to His disciples to share amongst themselves, and with those job creators and persons and entities who had given the greatest financial support to His PAC. And the two fishes divided He among the same.
42And they did all eat, and were filled. And lo, the leavings and less desirable parts and fragments accidentally spat from the mouths of the job creators while they supped did trickle down upon the earth far and wide.
43And they took up twelve baskets full of the fragments, and of the fishes, which then were given unto the masses only after their betters were satiated.  For it was right and proper that their souls should be filled before their stomachs.
44And they that did eat of the loaves and fishes were about five thousand men; and besides which were a greater untold multitude of women and children, but they were bidden to go f*ck themselves.
 
2014-03-07 10:32:25 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Mark 6: 30-44

30And the apostles gathered themselves together unto Jesus, and told Him all things, both what they had done, and what they had taught.
31And He said unto them, Come ye yourselves apart into a desert place, and rest a while: for there were many coming and going, and they had no leisure so much as to eat.
32And they departed into a desert place by a donated corporate ship privately.
33And the people saw them departing, and many knew Him, and ran afoot thither out of all cities, and outwent them, and came together unto Him.
34And Jesus, when He came out, saw much people, and was moved with compassion toward them, because they were as sheep not having a shepherd: and He began to teach them many things.
35And when the day was now far spent, His disciples came unto Him, and said, This is a desert place, and now the time is far passed:
36Send them away, that they may go into the country round about, and into the villages, and buy themselves bread: for they have nothing to eat.
37He answered and said unto them, Give ye them to eat. And they say unto him, Shall we go and buy two hundred pennyworth of bread, and give them to eat?
38He saith unto them, How many loaves have ye? go and see. And when they knew, they say, Five, and two fishes.
39And He commanded them to make all sit down by companies upon the green grass.
40And they sat down in ranks, by hundreds, and by fifties.
41And when He had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, He looked up to Heaven, and blessed and brake the loaves, and gave them to His disciples to share amongst themselves, and with those job creators and persons and entities who had given the greatest financial support to His PAC. And the two fishes divided He among the same.
42And they did all eat, and were filled. And lo, the leavings and less desirable parts and fragments accidentally spat from the mouths of the job creators while they supped did trickle down upon the earth far and wide.
43And they took up twelve baskets full of t ...



You assume conservatives know what this is from.
 
2014-03-07 10:34:20 AM  

Dr. Whoof: HotWingConspiracy: Also I love that the original liar that he lifted this from "misspoke" when she said she met this kid, she really meant she heard someone say that once.

They literally make this shiat up on the fly, their entire political game is lies and high fantasy.

Ryan's next speech will be about a young boy who lived in a rural town, learning from his blacksmith father the trade.  One day, tax collectors from the evil Left showed up and took all of the money from the townspeople, and took the young boy to work pushing a giant wheel to pay for his father's back taxes.  Eventually the boy grew big and strong, and after a few years in the gladiatorial games, he came upon an Atlantean tomb and found a sword.  He found the man who had taxed his town to death, and discovered the man had become a cult leader, Thulsa-Obama.

Hither came Conan Reagan the Republican.


www.godlikeproductions.com
 
2014-03-07 10:49:09 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Also I love that the original liar that he lifted this from "misspoke" when she said she met this kid, she really meant she heard someone say that once.

They literally make this shiat up on the fly, their entire political game is lies and high fantasy.


GOP as LARPers would make an awesome photoshop project.

Sir Rand Paul of Galt is a level 9 paladin of Objectivism.

And so forth.
 
2014-03-07 10:50:08 AM  

born_yesterday: Princess Ryans Knickers: And for some reason you guys keep believing that facts will suddenly change the mind of conservatives.

I'm seriously starting to believe conservatism is a form of mental illness.  A pathological level of nostalgia with a nice dash of sociopathy tossed in.


I was informed last night that Great Britain isn't really friendly with us because some of them complained about our troops during WWII.
 
2014-03-07 10:53:19 AM  

Ambivalence: GOP as LARPers would make an awesome photoshop project.

Sir Rand Paul of Galt is a level 9 paladin of Objectivism.


And Sir Bernie Sanders could be Marx as a level 9 Cleric of The People... :-)

We have this right now, except everyone takes themselves a lot more seriously and doesn't wear costumes. But, for what it's worth, I think your idea is better...
 
2014-03-07 11:00:31 AM  
Sock Puppet Paul Ryan's hand: Please sir, do not help us. We really just want to be shat on socially and economically so your glorious job creators can obtain another yacht.

Paul Ryan: There you have it, the poors don't want any help.
 
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2014-03-07 11:36:59 AM  

someonelse: Dimensio: Huggermugger: Also, who even uses paper bags for anything these days?

I do.

/Not in public school.

They're good for storing mushrooms in the fridge. They're porous enough to keep the shrooms from getting slimy, but protective enough to keep them from drying out.



Also terrific for peeling roasted peppers.
When at a grocery store, look for the checkout with really old guy bagging, and ask for paper.
Boom-- everything fits into one bag.
 
2014-03-07 12:22:45 PM  

KeatingFive: inglixthemad: HotWingConspiracy: Their ideology requires mythology.

St. Reagan was the master of the apocryphal story lie. He tapped into fear, disgust, and hatred to put out just the right stories to get elected and Republicans have been trying to mimic it ever since.

Call it what it is. A lie.


Apocryphal (of a story or statement) of doubtful authenticity, although widely circulated as being true

Oh, you have to take the time to disprove it first. That's the beauty of how they do it: they put in just enough facts to make it sound plausible, but leave out enough details that it's almost impossible to check. Reagan was a master of, and loved, apocryphal stories because they were just that: a biatch to disprove. Dick Armey tried it with 'Charlie' the Janitor who got fired from his University job over a minimum wage increase. That lie was easy to catch, because the Uni paid it's Janitors more than the minimum wage.

That's the hard part for Republicans today. The Intarwebs makes it easier to fact check the Apocryphal stories they use and either prove / disprove them.
 
2014-03-07 12:29:50 PM  

vernonFL: First of all, there really is no such thing as "The Left" anymore. To whom is he referring? Abbie Hoffman? Angela Davis? "The Left" is just a boogeyman.


"The Left" is a term used to describe anyone more lenient than Darkseid.
 
2014-03-07 01:09:43 PM  

TV's Vinnie: vernonFL: First of all, there really is no such thing as "The Left" anymore. To whom is he referring? Abbie Hoffman? Angela Davis? "The Left" is just a boogeyman.

"The Left" is a term used to describe anyone more lenient than Darkseid.


"Darkseid"?  Better check his birth certificate...
 
2014-03-07 01:19:15 PM  

SixPaperJoint: Dr. Whoof: HotWingConspiracy: Also I love that the original liar that he lifted this from "misspoke" when she said she met this kid, she really meant she heard someone say that once.

They literally make this shiat up on the fly, their entire political game is lies and high fantasy.

Ryan's next speech will be about a young boy who lived in a rural town, learning from his blacksmith father the trade.  One day, tax collectors from the evil Left showed up and took all of the money from the townspeople, and took the young boy to work pushing a giant wheel to pay for his father's back taxes.  Eventually the boy grew big and strong, and after a few years in the gladiatorial games, he came upon an Atlantean tomb and found a sword.  He found the man who had taxed his town to death, and discovered the man had become a cult leader, Thulsa-Obama.

Hither came Conan Reagan the Republican.

[www.godlikeproductions.com image 300x300]


"We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?"
"Deregulation, low taxes, lobbyists writing legislation, and Fox News on the air."
"Wrong! Reagan! What is best in life?"
"To crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their feminazis and anchor babies!"

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-07 01:36:51 PM  

Parthenogenetic: "We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?"
"Deregulation, low taxes, lobbyists writing legislation, and Fox News on the air."
"Wrong! Reagan! What is best in life?"
"To crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their feminazis and anchor babies!"


I remember that movie... It was the one where Tip O'Neill turned from a snake into the Speaker of the House. Classic.
 
2014-03-07 02:15:07 PM  

born_yesterday: TV's Vinnie: vernonFL: First of all, there really is no such thing as "The Left" anymore. To whom is he referring? Abbie Hoffman? Angela Davis? "The Left" is just a boogeyman.

"The Left" is a term used to describe anyone more lenient than Darkseid.

"Darkseid"?  Better check his birth certificate...


Someone was sent to do that, but he hasn't come back from the Omega Zone yet.
 
2014-03-07 02:34:38 PM  

Mikey1969: HotWingConspiracy: Also I love that the original liar that he lifted this from "misspoke" when she said she met this kid, she really meant she heard someone say that once.

They literally make this shiat up on the fly, their entire political game is lies and high fantasy.

But, remember the chick from Texas(Wendy Davis?) is "intentionally distorting her past" for sympathy, when she factors the date she left her husband in as when she "got" her divorce...



But, but, but... Wendy Davis...
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-07 02:35:56 PM  

kronicfeld: praymantis: The horror a politician lied OMG

http://www.fark.com/comments/8099696/88715204#c88715204

praymantis 2014-1-14 04:26:27 PM

Why are you all being so mean to Christie it is not like he was the Sec of State and the Ambassador was killed under his watch in the non-scandal that is Benghazi or ordering the IRS to not give non-profit status to politically backed groups in the non-scandal 2013 IRS.


What does that have to do with this pretend outrage that Ryan told a BS story, Democrats never tell BS stories?
 
2014-03-07 02:52:16 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Mikey1969: HotWingConspiracy: Also I love that the original liar that he lifted this from "misspoke" when she said she met this kid, she really meant she heard someone say that once.

They literally make this shiat up on the fly, their entire political game is lies and high fantasy.

But, remember the chick from Texas(Wendy Davis?) is "intentionally distorting her past" for sympathy, when she factors the date she left her husband in as when she "got" her divorce...


But, but, but... Wendy Davis...
[img.fark.net image 239x252]


That video is one of the best things to EVER happen to the internet.
 
2014-03-08 02:44:49 AM  

machoprogrammer: RminusQ: Paul Ryan literally said that the "Left" wants to give kids a full stomach and an empty soul. He said it derisively, meaning Republicans want to give kids an empty stomach and a full soul. That in its-farking-self should disqualify him from a place in public society, let alone public office.

Hey now, Jesus was totally against helping the unfortunate.


no No NO, you got it all wrong, these people aren't unfortunate, they're LAZY farkING MOOCHERS WHARRRRGRRRBLE
 
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