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(KOAT Albuquerque)   High school students use hollowed-out copy of Stephen King's IT to hide their weed. We all float down here   (koat.com) divider line 56
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2014-03-07 08:34:55 AM  
makeameme.org
 
2014-03-07 08:54:26 AM  

Sybarite: [makeameme.org image 500x381]


....aand we're done here.  I'll get the lights.
 
2014-03-07 09:15:51 AM  
Yep.   We're done.
 
2014-03-07 10:20:28 AM  
I had some dreams, there were clowns in my kaff-y clowns in my kaff-y....
 
2014-03-07 10:23:24 AM  
One page at a time.....

/twist twist.....
 
2014-03-07 10:24:45 AM  
I'm not sure how one can get arrested because something "smells of" weed. Granted, it's probably pretty obvious what was in there---but if it wasn't there and only smelled like pot, that can't be enough for a bust.
 
2014-03-07 10:25:32 AM  
Hiding cocaine in a hollowed out Dr Rockzo would be more appropriate.
 
2014-03-07 10:25:46 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: I'm not sure how one can get arrested because something "smells of" weed. Granted, it's probably pretty obvious what was in there---but if it wasn't there and only smelled like pot, that can't be enough for a bust.


What part of "New Mexico" don't you understand?
 
2014-03-07 10:26:47 AM  

a particular individual: MelGoesOnTour: I'm not sure how one can get arrested because something "smells of" weed. Granted, it's probably pretty obvious what was in there---but if it wasn't there and only smelled like pot, that can't be enough for a bust.

What part of "New Mexico" don't you understand?


I didn't realize NM was THAT draconian!
 
2014-03-07 10:27:20 AM  
That's a lot of weed.
 
2014-03-07 10:30:39 AM  
I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:
img.rakuten.com
 
2014-03-07 10:34:18 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: I'm not sure how one can get arrested because something "smells of" weed. Granted, it's probably pretty obvious what was in there---but if it wasn't there and only smelled like pot, that can't be enough for a bust.


You can technically be arrested for possessing "burnt vegetable matter", like in an otherwise innocuous pipe, if there is probable cause to believe it's MJ.
 
2014-03-07 10:35:03 AM  
img.fark.net

Just get you one of these.

/where I keep my weed
 
2014-03-07 10:35:08 AM  

Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:
[img.rakuten.com image 500x500]


My brother (a lawyer) was just biatching about the same thing. He's one of those with shelves filled with books lining the walls of his office, he said he had to do three: A gun, $1000 cash, and a burner phone. He won't tell me which books they're in. I asked him if he called Saul for tips.
 
2014-03-07 10:36:16 AM  
Why get such a big book, just get better weed.
 
2014-03-07 10:38:04 AM  
Salvation lies within...
 
2014-03-07 10:38:37 AM  

grinding_journalist: Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:
[img.rakuten.com image 500x500]

My brother (a lawyer) was just biatching about the same thing. He's one of those with shelves filled with books lining the walls of his office, he said he had to do three: A gun, $1000 cash, and a burner phone. He won't tell me which books they're in. I asked him if he called Saul for tips.


Yer FOS
 
2014-03-07 10:38:43 AM  

Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:


You can save a ton of time if you have access to a dremel saw
 
2014-03-07 10:41:01 AM  

Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:
[img.rakuten.com image 500x500]


To hide your weed in there??
 
2014-03-07 10:45:36 AM  

ChipNASA: Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:
[img.rakuten.com image 500x500]

To hide your weed in there??


Gotta survive somehow, right?

Actually, it was a bored moment.  I needed a project.  Thinking of a hiding place for my .38 revolver.  Didn't work like I thought, so I aborted the project.
 
2014-03-07 10:48:40 AM  

Mell of a Hess: MelGoesOnTour: I'm not sure how one can get arrested because something "smells of" weed. Granted, it's probably pretty obvious what was in there---but if it wasn't there and only smelled like pot, that can't be enough for a bust.

You can technically be arrested for possessing "burnt vegetable matter", like in an otherwise innocuous pipe, if there is probable cause to believe it's MJ.


I can maybe see about burned matter---but not about an odor.
 
2014-03-07 10:56:02 AM  

tblax: Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:

You can save a ton of time if you have access to a dremel saw


Yep. The way to do it is to glue the pages together first (Elmer's works fine). You'll want to isolate both covers, and a few pages at the front, and back. Once the other pages are glued and dried, you'll have a nice hard "brick" of pages. Put a cutoff wheel on your Dremel, and go to town. Just remember not to cut all the way through. And then of course...

static.someecards.com
 
2014-03-07 11:00:40 AM  
I think I'd use a router and a quick template before I'd use a Dremel. Now I want too try this.
 
2014-03-07 11:01:16 AM  
"to" try this. Freaking old brain typing
 
2014-03-07 11:01:45 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: I'm not sure how one can get arrested because something "smells of" weed. Granted, it's probably pretty obvious what was in there---but if it wasn't there and only smelled like pot, that can't be enough for a bust.



This article isn't very clearly written. They smelled marijuana before opening it. They actually found two baggies of weed and a pipe inside. Link
 
2014-03-07 11:03:18 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why get such a big book, just get better weed.


Or better yet Hollow out your copy of the AA Big Book and put the weed there.
 
2014-03-07 11:04:11 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: tblax: Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:

You can save a ton of time if you have access to a dremel saw

Yep. The way to do it is to glue the pages together first (Elmer's works fine). You'll want to isolate both covers, and a few pages at the front, and back. Once the other pages are glued and dried, you'll have a nice hard "brick" of pages. Put a cutoff wheel on your Dremel, and go to town. Just remember not to cut all the way through. And then of course...

[static.someecards.com image 420x294]


Excellent advice.  Thanks.  Now, I need to find someone I can borrow a Dremel from.
 
2014-03-07 11:04:24 AM  
I must have missed the thread yesterday concerning the 3rd graders who were caught smoking pot at school  and the stoners in here defending their right to do so.
 
2014-03-07 11:06:46 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-07 11:06:48 AM  
Pfft, amateurs. Get the right book.

i1280.photobucket.com

i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-07 11:08:49 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Very disappointed. The book is a lie.
Not one mention of computer technicians.

/is The IT Crowd about a group of horrific clowns???
 
2014-03-07 11:10:02 AM  
There's a few empty Stephen King books in which they could have hidden weed. 'It' is not one of them.
 
2014-03-07 11:10:07 AM  
Hiding shiat in books is old hat.

socialcrminfo.com
 
2014-03-07 11:16:59 AM  

Sybarite: MelGoesOnTour: I'm not sure how one can get arrested because something "smells of" weed. Granted, it's probably pretty obvious what was in there---but if it wasn't there and only smelled like pot, that can't be enough for a bust.


This article isn't very clearly written. They smelled marijuana before opening it. They actually found two baggies of weed and a pipe inside. Link


Thanks for the clarification.
 
2014-03-07 11:22:14 AM  
My dealer in high school kept his meth in a hollowed out bible. I found that one kinda funny.

Pretty soon when weed is legal everywhere we will look back at all of our elaborate hiding practices and have a hearty laugh. I cant remember how many smashed nugs I had from keeping a bag in my boot when I was younger.

/I love my medical card!
 
2014-03-07 11:24:43 AM  

Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:
[img.rakuten.com image 500x500]


Next time use thiswww.daviddarling.info
 
2014-03-07 11:25:13 AM  
I always liked the hideaways that looked like cleaning products.
 
2014-03-07 11:27:50 AM  

Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:
[img.rakuten.com image 500x500]


Should have used this one, as the only people who would open it probably wouldn't know what weed was anyways.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-07 11:29:04 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Hiding shiat in books is old hat.

[socialcrminfo.com image 410x273]


Heh, I forgot he started his book carving at Exodus. Nice.
 
2014-03-07 11:48:12 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: a particular individual: MelGoesOnTour: I'm not sure how one can get arrested because something "smells of" weed. Granted, it's probably pretty obvious what was in there---but if it wasn't there and only smelled like pot, that can't be enough for a bust.

What part of "New Mexico" don't you understand?

I didn't realize NM was THAT draconian!


http://rt.com/usa/new-mexico-anal-probes-737/
 
2014-03-07 12:16:06 PM  

Rixel: Mell of a Hess: I recently tried, for the first time, to hollow out a book using an xacto knife.

Damn, it takes a lot of patience.

It was this book:
[img.rakuten.com image 500x500]

Should have used this one, as the only people who would open it probably wouldn't know what weed was anyways.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x1097]


Smoked a LOT of weed in my day, and this is one of the best books ever written.

/don't smoke no more
/I can actually do things now
 
2014-03-07 12:16:59 PM  
"The teen said he was using it to store cash or things he didn't want to get stolen"

So he wasn't lying.  I'm sure he didn't want his weed to be stolen (by the cops, or anyone else).
 
2014-03-07 12:31:52 PM  
This? This right here:

dpzum1:
this is one of the best books ever written.


This is without a doubt the most unintentionally funny thing I'll read all week, and I teach composition to 18 year olds.
 
2014-03-07 12:52:20 PM  

stevetherobot: That's a lot of weed.


True that.  Steven King books aren't generally known for their brevity.  The only books that might hold more weed that come to mind are 'War and Peace', The Bible or the Oxford English Dictionary.
 
2014-03-07 12:54:34 PM  
That's a stupid place to hide your pot. Somebody might conceivably want to read a Stephen King book for some inexplicable reason.

Why not hide it in:

The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T

Reefer Madness

Mr. T:  the Man with the Gold

The Book of Tea

The Art of the Tea Ceremony

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Cheech and Chong's Almost Legal Book for Stoners

Up in Smoke


Anything by Roy Blunt, Jr. or Senator Roy Blunt

Spliffigami: Roll the 35 Greatest Joints of All Time by Chris Stone

Weeds by Richard Mabey

Weeds:  The Story of Outlaw Plants by Richard Mabey

The poetry of medieval poet Nizami Ganjavi.

Anything by Cecil Adams
 
2014-03-07 12:55:57 PM  
Atlas Bogarted
 
2014-03-07 12:57:42 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Salvation lies within...


Sorry, man, this threads already over. Didn't you read the Boobies? Nice try though.
 
2014-03-07 12:58:57 PM  

GoldDude: "The teen said he was using it to store cash or things he didn't want to get stolen"

So he wasn't lying.  I'm sure he didn't want his weed to be stolen (by the cops, or anyone else).


This. However, the cops didn't steal his weed, they confiscated it.
 
2014-03-07 01:02:53 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Yep. The way to do it is to glue the pages together first (Elmer's works fine).


A glue stick is even better.  A few swipes per page, and on to the next one, and it's not messy like Elmer's.

I use glue sticks to make paper powder cartridges for my primitive biathlons.  Much better than using a wet glue.
 
2014-03-07 01:22:06 PM  
Should've used the unabridged version of The Stand. You could fit a kilo and it could double as a freeweight.
 
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