RocketRay: Friend of mine collects scifi books and gets them signed. Has a huge library, each one has a cellophane protector. Says getting Ellison's signature is the hardest cause he's such a colossal dickwad.Once he had two books to sign but Harlan would only sign one. He went through the line again, got recognized and refused to sign. So he put on a disguise and finally got his second book signed.
K3rmy: His short stories about his own life experiences are a hoot to read as well.Getting fired from Disney for making jokes and impressions about a Mickey/Goofy porn in the lunchroom with the people he was sitting with that was overheard by a few bigwigs at the next table.Some drunk dude that was having a grand old time being loud in a theater being told once to shut up and, after thinking it was a hoot, finding himself thrown over a balcony in said theater.
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