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(CTV News)   Russian soldiers in Canada given 24 hours to turn in all Tim Horton's coupons, leave country   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 31
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2014-03-07 08:17:14 AM
6 votes:
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2014-03-07 06:53:37 AM
4 votes:
Are you Putin me on? Because it sounds like you're poutine me on.

/The confluence I've been waiting for has finally arrived.

//Leaving satisfied
2014-03-07 08:36:14 AM
3 votes:

the_cnidarian: I've learned something today, Canadians are kinda touchy.

Maybe because it's still the middle of winter?


We haven't seen water in liquid form since November.  We're very cranky.  If we hadn't won four gold in men's and women's hockey and curling to satisfy the restless masses, major urban centres would have erupted into riots by now.  Trash cans pushed over and stuff.
2014-03-07 07:46:50 AM
3 votes:

KWess: [img.photobucket.com image 600x395]


Oh, well, yeah, there's your problem. You let Rob Liefield design your uniforms, but you didn't let him design your guns. Gotta get the plasma cannon to go with that sucker.
2014-03-07 03:40:52 AM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

From my cold dead hands, comrades.
2014-03-07 02:19:08 AM
3 votes:

Barfmaker: doglover: All of Canada's soldier is on high alert.

After a couple of thousand dead and injured helping an ally, that type of comment wears a bit thin up here.


i1277.photobucket.com
2014-03-06 11:32:32 PM
3 votes:
All of Canada's soldier is on high alert.
2014-03-07 09:14:14 AM
2 votes:

starsrift: To think that my grandfather was a shipwright.


It's called "starboard"
2014-03-07 08:55:23 AM
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 600x395]


i.imgur.com
2014-03-07 03:02:12 PM
1 votes:
Ha!  The wording is confusing..  I served in the 1990's.  The unit was formed in 1755 (oldest in NA).

That said, I am 120 years old.
2014-03-07 10:52:30 AM
1 votes:
Yes, but do they get to keep their Canadian Tire money?

img.fark.net
2014-03-07 10:26:35 AM
1 votes:
www.joeacevedo.com

/Approves
/Eh?
2014-03-07 09:49:48 AM
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Dear schlubmitter,

There is no apostrophe in "Tim Hortons".


[www.timhortons.com image 360x484]


i1182.photobucket.com
2014-03-07 09:10:07 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-07 08:33:53 AM
1 votes:
I can see Canada from my house.
2014-03-07 08:32:24 AM
1 votes:

Aar1012: imfallen_angel: doglover: All of Canada's soldier is on high alert.

Tell that to my uncle... oh wait... he DIED during WWII.

Tell that to the several friends that I have that are soldiers and have seen more action than you'll ever do.

Dumbass....go Fark a tree.

Does anyone know 'Lighten Up, Francis' in French Canadian?


Les narfes, François.
2014-03-07 08:25:57 AM
1 votes:
thehatcheryllc.com
2014-03-07 08:21:54 AM
1 votes:

imfallen_angel: doglover: All of Canada's soldier is on high alert.

Tell that to my uncle... oh wait... he DIED during WWII.

Tell that to the several friends that I have that are soldiers and have seen more action than you'll ever do.

Dumbass....go Fark a tree.


So you're saying Canada was without a standing army after WW2?
2014-03-07 08:05:39 AM
1 votes:

KWess: [img.photobucket.com image 600x395]


Moose Dynasty?
2014-03-07 07:54:00 AM
1 votes:

imfallen_angel: doglover: All of Canada's soldier is on high alert.

Tell that to my uncle... oh wait... he DIED during WWII.

Tell that to the several friends that I have that are soldiers and have seen more action than you'll ever do.

Dumbass....go Fark a tree.


Does anyone know 'Lighten Up, Francis' in French Canadian?
2014-03-07 07:50:26 AM
1 votes:

corq: Were they allowed to keep their TimBits?


normally, yes, but this winter was so cold they froze their TimBits off
2014-03-07 07:38:20 AM
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Dear schlubmitter,

There is no apostrophe in "Tim Hortons".


[www.timhortons.com image 360x484]


There's no coffee either, just lukewarm poop water.
2014-03-07 07:28:07 AM
1 votes:

change1211: Barfmaker: doglover: All of Canada's soldier is on high alert.

After a couple of thousand dead and injured helping an ally, that type of comment wears a bit thin up here.

You can't be surprised at this. People like that just think it's funny to disrespect fallen soldiers.



You know who else thought fallen soldiers were funny?
om911.com
2014-03-07 07:24:14 AM
1 votes:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: It's so freaking cold in Canada that I assume all of their soldiers are basically Sardaukar Warriors..


It's also possible they're part Yeti.
2014-03-07 07:06:16 AM
1 votes:
Harper just wants the Ukrainian-Canadian vote.
2014-03-07 07:00:22 AM
1 votes:
The news sites in Canada are explaining it to their viewers as being like a game misconduct, but in real life.
2014-03-07 01:46:29 AM
1 votes:
I'm not your fwend, buddy!
2014-03-07 01:38:34 AM
1 votes:

Barfmaker: doglover: All of Canada's soldier is on high alert.

After a couple of thousand dead and injured helping an ally, that type of comment wears a bit thin up here.


Oh lighten up.

If you'll recall the record is Canada:1 US:0

Also the national sport of Canada is strapping knives to your feet and beating the hell out of each other. If you're really lucky, they let you get hit by 90mph lumps of frozen rubber for a whole hour. Also, pretty sure you have to half bear to survive north of about Calgary for very long. That's worldwide and includes Russia and Finland. Of course Canada has a military. And no, the Pope doesn't shiat in the woods... often.
2014-03-07 12:23:39 AM
1 votes:
To demonstrate how serious the situation was, the soldiers were sent home...southwards.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-06 10:58:00 PM
1 votes:
But they were asked quite nicely

/please, eh?
2014-03-06 10:55:30 PM
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
 
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