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(Mirror.co.uk)   Hospital room gets overly dusty as critically ill bride marries her everloving sweetheart from her intensive care bed   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 32
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2014-03-06 11:47:41 PM  
Yeah, that's sad. At least she has someone to love her unlike some other perfectly healthy people who will never know love.
 
2014-03-07 01:19:39 AM  
Hope he got a prenup.
 
2014-03-07 01:20:54 AM  
I would probably cry if I knew the exact amount of time I spent reading British tabloids via Fark
 
2014-03-07 01:30:21 AM  
I wish the daily mail, the sun, and the mirror, could all be shoved up Piers Morgan's arse on his way out the door, that bloody fool.. Wtf did I just read?
 
2014-03-07 01:31:54 AM  
Sounds like a Social Security scam to me.

/dnrta
 
2014-03-07 01:33:14 AM  
That seems like a low level of commitment.

'I'm dying. Marry me?'

'Uh, OK?'.
 
2014-03-07 01:36:47 AM  
Separated at birth?

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2014-03-07 01:37:04 AM  

MFAWG: That seems like a low level of commitment.

'I'm dying. Marry me?'

'Uh, OK?'.


Especially when you've already got 2 kids together...

"So um, do I actually have to do anything?"

"Can I still bang other chicks?"

I mean the first kid is 4 years old, if marriage was an important symbol some time in the previous 5 years would have been better timing, even if it was a simpler ceremony..
 
2014-03-07 01:40:22 AM  
The hell? I come to Fark to read about the continuing decline of human species, stupid memes and grown men talking about how hot that teacher was that just banged a 14 year old boy.

And now I have to sit through this testament of true love through the struggles of hardship?

Someone just post the damn Ken Jeong wacking off .gif already.
 
2014-03-07 01:49:03 AM  

MFAWG: That seems like a low level of commitment.

'I'm dying. Marry me?'

'Uh, OK?'.


On Seinfeld there were a couple of episodes where they mentioned wanting to see a movie called Prognosis Negative. That was a real screenplay written by Larry David where a guy who has trouble committing in relationships finds out his girlfriend has been diagnosed with a fatal disease, and gets engaged to her knowing he won't have to actually go through with it.


 
2014-03-07 01:52:28 AM  
A young woman was on her deathbed and she was talking to her husband about the upcoming funeral. "I know your inlaws have been absolutely rotten to you the whole five years we've been married but I want you to be nice to them at the reception."
"Anything for you, my love."
"And my dad's going to probably say horrible things at the reception but I don't want you to get in a fight with him about it, you know his heart condition, just let him rant."
"Of course, darling."
"And promise me you'll ride to the graveyard with my parents to put a good public face on things."
"GODDAMMIT, woman! You are just completely set on ruining my whole day, aren't you?"
 
2014-03-07 01:54:34 AM  
She isn't even dying, the quote from her husband says she will recover.
 
2014-03-07 01:58:57 AM  
They're getting together for the sake of the kids.
 
2014-03-07 02:01:19 AM  
"She is small in stature, always has been and I don't know where she gets the strength from but she is a real battler."

Right, because short people are weak.  Everybody knows that.

Also, article fails to mention whether or not she is rich.  This is probably important.
 
2014-03-07 02:45:49 AM  
"I was told oral sex might wake her from her coma"
 
2014-03-07 03:13:42 AM  
"Alright! Everyone out! Its wedding night time!"
 
2014-03-07 03:16:10 AM  

you are a puppet: MFAWG: That seems like a low level of commitment.

'I'm dying. Marry me?'

'Uh, OK?'.

On Seinfeld there were a couple of episodes where they mentioned wanting to see a movie called Prognosis Negative. That was a real screenplay written by Larry David where a guy who has trouble committing in relationships finds out his girlfriend has been diagnosed with a fatal disease, and gets engaged to her knowing he won't have to actually go through with it.


I was gonna say this sounded like a future plot for Curb Your Enthusiasm
 
2014-03-07 04:10:38 AM  
I had no idea that they had a life sized Barbie that did not smile.
 
2014-03-07 05:25:46 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Yeah, that's sad. At least she has someone to love her unlike some other perfectly healthy people who will never know love.


I'm not perfectly healthy.
 
2014-03-07 05:33:33 AM  

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: Yeah, that's sad. At least she has someone to love her unlike some other perfectly healthy people who will never know love.

I'm not perfectly healthy.


But just think, with a little luck you could also be farking invalids.
 
2014-03-07 05:46:06 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: Yeah, that's sad. At least she has someone to love her unlike some other perfectly healthy people who will never know love.

I'm not perfectly healthy.

But just think, with a little luck you could also be farking invalids.


It would be a lateral move...
 
2014-03-07 06:28:19 AM  

wildcardjack: "I was told oral sex might wake her from her coma"


But wouldn't she choke to death?
 
2014-03-07 07:39:34 AM  

Radak: "She is small in stature, always has been and I don't know where she gets the strength from but she is a real battler."

Right, because short people are weak.  Everybody knows that.

Also, article fails to mention whether or not she is rich.  This is probably important.


Short? She's also like, 80 lbs wet.

Or, 3 stone or 6 hogsheads and a pint or however they measure weight there.
 
2014-03-07 07:41:49 AM  
Not sure if this applies in Britain but in America he would now be legally responsible for her medical bills.
 
2014-03-07 07:43:51 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Short? She's also like, 80 lbs wet.


Well sure, but the quote said "small in stature" and stature refers specifically to height.  Just being a pedant.
 
2014-03-07 07:55:41 AM  
Eh, good for them.  Hopefully she recovers and life can return to sort-of normal.
 
2014-03-07 08:05:01 AM  
Considering that Crohn's Disease is rarely deadly (I didn't know that it was until I looked it up), but a very nasty thing to have (as I can understand a bit as I have a problematic digestive system that can make my life hell at times, but not as bad as this).

I wish them all the best and that she may recover as soon as possible is she can, from those pictures, she appears to be in terrible shape, so she must be suffering like hell.
 
2014-03-07 08:25:30 AM  

ScaryBottles: Separated at birth?

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*snicker*
 
2014-03-07 08:51:44 AM  
I see the NHS is pure evil.
 
2014-03-07 10:48:36 AM  

wildcardjack: "I was told oral sex might wake her from her coma"


Excellent Brimstone and Treacle reference. Sort of.
 
2014-03-07 02:22:43 PM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: wildcardjack: "I was told oral sex might wake her from her coma"

Excellent Brimstone and Treacle reference. Sort of.


In the original movie, wasn't it Sting's character parking the beef trailer into Low-Tide Loading Dock that snapped her out of her beauty rest?
 
2014-03-07 02:32:31 PM  

cynicalbastard: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: wildcardjack: "I was told oral sex might wake her from her coma"

Excellent Brimstone and Treacle reference. Sort of.

In the original movie, wasn't it Sting's character parking the beef trailer into Low-Tide Loading Dock that snapped her out of her beauty rest?


Yes, it was. That was a twisted movie!
 
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