buzzcut73: The other takeaway: If you're in Missouri and think you're too drunk to drive, don't try to sleep it off in the car, because you'll get a DWI anyway. Might as well drive home and sleep in your own bed, the odds of not getting caught are better.
bingethinker: Pro tip for cops: reach in and turn off the key before you wake up the drunk.
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