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(Mirror.co.uk)   Eighteen-year-old drinks ten Jagerbombs at a nightclub and OMG DON'T EVER DO THAT   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 148
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2014-03-06 07:58:29 PM  
As bubbly teenager Jayde Dinsdale chatted on the morning after a night on the town, she suffered a cardiac arrest and collapsed.

Her mum Natalie, 38, said: "She was her normal bubbly self but suddenly her chest jolted and she fell to the floor, hitting her head on the bath and radiator.


So, she was bubbly, am I understanding that right?  Like carbonated bubbly?

Red Bull, it puts you in hospital winnnnngs!
 
2014-03-06 08:01:41 PM  
You really shouldn't drink alcohol with an energy drink as a mixer. Bad, bad juju.  When the alcohol wears off, the caffeine hits all at once and then you are SO farked.
 
2014-03-06 08:15:14 PM  
Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.
 
2014-03-06 08:16:45 PM  
Darwin needs to step up his game with that one.
 
2014-03-06 08:22:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.


It's the combination.  But yeah - it's the debbil alcohol whut dun it.
 
2014-03-06 08:24:06 PM  
Another idea for Dave Attell's commercials ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVuc9YnXwI
 
2014-03-06 08:28:26 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.

It's the combination.  But yeah - it's the debbil alcohol whut dun it.


It's that debbil caffeine.
 
2014-03-06 08:28:42 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.


Jagermeister is only 70 proof.  There's less alcohol in a shot of it than your run of the mill whiskey, rum, or vodka.  She doesn't look like a 95 lbs waif from the photos, so depending on how fast she consumed the drinks, the alcohol alone shouldn't have caused her to have a heart attack.
 
2014-03-06 08:32:09 PM  
I think it would take about 10 jagerbombs before I'd do her.
 
2014-03-06 08:32:22 PM  
I make terrible decisions on vodka and Red Bull.

Terrible decisions.
 
2014-03-06 08:50:00 PM  
Not now chief, she was in the farking zone.
 
2014-03-06 08:50:07 PM  

dj_bigbird: Benevolent Misanthrope: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.

It's the combination.  But yeah - it's the debbil alcohol whut dun it.

It's that debbil caffeine.


I SAY WE BAN BOTH!
 
2014-03-06 08:56:56 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You really shouldn't drink alcohol with an energy drink as a mixer. Bad, bad juju.  When the alcohol wears off, the caffeine hits all at once and then you are SO farked.


But you're assuming it ever wears off the LD50 on caffeine is crazy high. If you are young and healthy, shouldn't be a big problem. Still 10 mixed drinks is pushing it. If you can't drink straight sauce, maybe you should limit it to two or three...
 
2014-03-06 09:05:58 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.

Jagermeister is only 70 proof.  There's less alcohol in a shot of it than your run of the mill whiskey, rum, or vodka.  She doesn't look like a 95 lbs waif from the photos, so depending on how fast she consumed the drinks, the alcohol alone shouldn't have caused her to have a heart attack.


I know that. But isn't it precious that they blamed caffeine given that she pounded 10 farking Jagerbombs? Unless someone forced her to drink them, she has no biatch.
 
2014-03-06 09:20:51 PM  
10 drinks? That's just enough to stop the shakes. I don't  know about mixing it with caffeine though. That sounds bad.
 
2014-03-06 09:40:24 PM  

Shostie: dj_bigbird: Benevolent Misanthrope: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.

It's the combination.  But yeah - it's the debbil alcohol whut dun it.

It's that debbil caffeine.

I SAY WE BAN BOTH!


i say we let him go.
fitnessintuition.com
 
2014-03-06 10:04:38 PM  
In this country the bartender could bee charged with reckless ebdagerment
 
2014-03-06 10:34:27 PM  

miss diminutive: Not now chief, she was in the farking zone.


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Farkin' skank!

/shamelessly stolen
 
2014-03-06 10:35:45 PM  
I first read the headline as 10-year-old drinks 18 Jagerbombs at a nightclub. Just for the record, I'm completely against that.

10-year-old in a nightclub when there's plenty of field parties to go to.
 
2014-03-06 10:52:08 PM  
British hot
 
2014-03-06 11:12:29 PM  
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2014-03-06 11:13:14 PM  
As someone else mentioned, the LD50 on Caffeine is high.

I'm guessing, pre-existing medical condition.
 
2014-03-06 11:15:33 PM  
People still drink those, or Jager in general? News to me, haven't seen anyone drink it in at least 7 years.
 
2014-03-06 11:16:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.


Came to say this.

The student said: "The doctors told me it was all to do with the energy drinks.

GET BETTER DOCTORS
 
2014-03-06 11:18:21 PM  
It's good to see the farking retarded name spelling is not limited to the US.

/Jayde
//Eliesha
 
2014-03-06 11:18:45 PM  
10 Jager shots.  Guessing over 2-3 hours, and you damn well know she pregamed before going out if shes downing 10 Jager shots at a bar.

Thats easily going to put most girls in the .300-.400 range, which for all accounts is alcohol poisoning.

The caffeine might have made her feel less drunk and allowed her to blow past her normal shiatting in the gutter while friends watch and laugh phase; but sweetie it wasn't the caffeine that did your lush ass in.
 
2014-03-06 11:20:29 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.


It was the caffeine that stopped her heart.

Alcohol kills you by making you choke on your own vomit or forgetting to breath.

Falling and hitting her head probably didn't help matters either. Because you know what you really want is traumatic brain injury while under the influence of something that raises your blood pressure and something that makes your blood thinner.
 
2014-03-06 11:21:15 PM  

Starshines: It's good to see the farking retarded name spelling is not limited to the US.

/Jayde
//Eliesha


Right there you know poor life choices are burned into the family culture.
 
2014-03-06 11:23:06 PM  

Mugato: 10 drinks? That's just enough to stop the shakes. I don't  know about mixing it with caffeine though. That sounds bad.


10 drinks? I call that "getting started"!
 
2014-03-06 11:25:01 PM  
10.
Pfft.
Amateur.
 
2014-03-06 11:25:09 PM  

fluffy2097: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.

It was the caffeine that stopped her heart.

Alcohol kills you by making you choke on your own vomit or forgetting to breath.

Falling and hitting her head probably didn't help matters either. Because you know what you really want is traumatic brain injury while under the influence of something that raises your blood pressure and something that makes your blood thinner.


Alcohol poisoning can easily stop your heart or breathing.  Occams Razor, she drank way too much in too short a time.
 
2014-03-06 11:26:36 PM  

fluffy2097: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Yep, it was the caffeine, not the 10 shots of Jager or your bad judgment. The caffeine. I can't believe that they would allow such a harmful substance to be mixed with such a life-affirming, healthy beverage such as Jagermeister.

It was the caffeine that stopped her heart.

Alcohol kills you by making you choke on your own vomit or forgetting to breath.

Falling and hitting her head probably didn't help matters either. Because you know what you really want is traumatic brain injury while under the influence of something that raises your blood pressure and something that makes your blood thinner.


Alcohol can fark with your heart rate too.  Mixing depressants and stimulants is generally a bad idea, as it makes all of the body's internal signals go all cattywampus.
 
2014-03-06 11:26:36 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I know that. But isn't it precious that they blamed caffeine given that she pounded 10 farking Jagerbombs? Unless someone forced her to drink them, she has no biatch.


I don't know how anyone can get through one Red Bull let alone 10. I like Jager but it doesn't mask the grossness of Red Bull enough.
 
2014-03-06 11:29:16 PM  
"Now I'm looking at how much caffeine is in these drinks and I just can't believe they are on sale."

Not, I drank 10 jagerbombs, I'm a farking retard? I don't understand the blame someone else for one's own idiocy mentality.
 
2014-03-06 11:29:20 PM  
Wuss.  We'd drink 10 red bull and vodkas while doing an eight ball off Steven Segal's bald spot.
 
2014-03-06 11:29:24 PM  
Being stupid, fat, and ugly is no way to go through life
-Miles Davis
 
2014-03-06 11:30:14 PM  
pics2.ds-static.comThey taste exactly the same. Think I'm kidding?
 
2014-03-06 11:30:18 PM  

whosits_112: Mugato: 10 drinks? That's just enough to stop the shakes. I don't  know about mixing it with caffeine though. That sounds bad.

10 drinks? I call that "getting started"!


I call that breakfast.
 
2014-03-06 11:30:28 PM  

Jäger is farking disgusting. How anyone can drink that is beyond me.


Starshines: It's good to see the farking retarded name spelling is not limited to the US.

/Jayde
//Eliesha




I have a niece named Jayde.
 
2014-03-06 11:30:38 PM  

wichitaleaf: 10.
Pfft.
Amateur.


For real.
I call that "breakfast".
 
2014-03-06 11:31:07 PM  
For those who are interested, here is the recipe:

1.Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2.Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V (Oh, that Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!)
3.Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
4.Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in honor of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5.Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heavy odors of the dark Qalactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
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7.Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8.Add an olive.
9.Drink, but very carefully
 
2014-03-06 11:31:12 PM  
I'd hit it like a hot radiator.
 
2014-03-06 11:31:56 PM  
OHMYGOD My friend drank 5 gallons of water in an hour and DIED. Why do they even sell that stuff!?! So dangerous!
 
2014-03-06 11:32:58 PM  
10 jager shots? Pre-existing medical condition, as someone mentioned earlier. Consumed over that amount of time she'd be "hold my hair while I puke" way before any possible health risk.
 
2014-03-06 11:33:54 PM  
i4.mirror.co.uk

Don't give sharpies to Mexicans Brits.
 
2014-03-06 11:34:01 PM  

walktoanarcade: They taste exactly the same. Think I'm kidding?


Nope. Not kidding.
 
2014-03-06 11:35:12 PM  
I had about that much caffeine and about that much alcohol today. And yesterday... and... umm... Monday.

The trick is to spread it out over the course of the morning (caffeine) and evening (alcohol.)

The coffee helps the hangover.
 
2014-03-06 11:35:23 PM  

Lokasenna: [static.flickr.com image 488x351]


came here for that, thanks =)
 
2014-03-06 11:35:36 PM  

megarian: OHMYGOD My friend drank 5 gallons of water in an hour and DIED. Why do they even sell that stuff!?! So dangerous!


They even let it fall from the sky! ON OUR CHILDREN!
 
2014-03-06 11:35:51 PM  
Shiat. Last weekend i had 8 pints, plus 36 oz of beer and I was still standing.

/Was still a little drunk when I woke up the next day.
//I don't party like I did when I was young.
 
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