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(Gizmodo)   Eeing in the ool might be bad for your health   (gizmodo.com) divider line 61
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2014-03-07 07:30:02 AM  
I have never pooped or peed in a pool and would never do so. It's farking disgusting. I've never puked in one either.
 
2014-03-07 08:23:39 AM  

The One True TheDavid: I have never pooped or peed in a pool and would never do so. It's farking disgusting. I've never puked in one either.


I see you left out something there.

I guess some things can't wait when there are girls running around in skimpy bikinis.
 
2014-03-07 08:24:05 AM  
"Do the medical journals say anything about standing around in a puddle of your own urine?"
 
2014-03-07 09:22:34 AM  
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Article's argument is invalid
 
2014-03-07 09:43:39 AM  

bughunter: So when natural bodily secretions (urine and sweat, and probably also sebum) come in contact with one of the most highly reactive and corrosive chemicals there is (chlorine) creates other nasty chemicals (cyanogen chloride and trichloramine, namely) in an environment that's intended for human recreational use.


I'm assuming you only drink distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol.
 
2014-03-07 11:41:45 AM  

theorellior: bughunter: So when natural bodily secretions (urine and sweat, and probably also sebum) come in contact with one of the most highly reactive and corrosive chemicals there is (chlorine) creates other nasty chemicals (cyanogen chloride and trichloramine, namely) in an environment that's intended for human recreational use.

I'm assuming you only drink distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol.


Two out of three ain't bad... Smirnoff 100 proof vodak is distilled water and triple distilled grain alcohol.

But you left out beer.

/Guinness or Murphy's in the winter, and Bass or Harp in the summer.
 
2014-03-07 11:52:56 AM  

Deathfrogg: I worked at a public pool in the San Francisco Bay area for a summer. That place was packed nearly every day. The water during the summer would test out at about .5-.7% uric acid. Pretty impressive for an Olympic size pool. We were supposed to flush it to under .1% with fresh water, but that never happened. Would have cost the county a fortune.


Does that mean that nearly one gallon per hundred was pee?
 
2014-03-07 12:13:30 PM  
 
2014-03-07 01:41:04 PM  
Which is why I pee in my trunks while making eye contact with as many people as possible, and then jump in the pool.  It's the same thing everyone else is doing, except my way is hilarious.
 
2014-03-07 05:01:04 PM  
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Took a friends kid swimming in a PACKED public pool shortly after a huge lunch of mac n' cheese and hot dogs. We were in the shallow end, and I was lifting him up and down in the water real fast. On one jump, kid just starts power puking out of his mouth like a firehose. There were so many kids, and the water was so frothy, nobody even noticed as he and I swam, screaming, away to the shore - as the huge allotment of semi-digested food got dispersed rapidly among the kids.

We just watched from land as the crowd continued to play unabated, unknowing. We never went back in.

/there are worse things than pee
 
2014-03-07 05:09:58 PM  

Jack Duluoz:


How would they know if someone had active diarrhea in the last 14 days?
 
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