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(News9 Oklahoma)   If you're a registered sex offender, maybe you shouldn't grab your mail while naked. Also, maybe you shouldn't refuse to give cops ID. Lastly, if there's a cop sitting outside waiting, maybe you shouldn't then go out and masturbate in front of a boy   (news9.com) divider line 54
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2014-03-06 08:39:21 PM  
How would you provide ID if you're naked?
 
2014-03-06 08:40:04 PM  
Where is a naked man supposed to carry his ID? Think, people!
 
2014-03-06 08:40:04 PM  

miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?


Distinctive birthmark?
 
2014-03-06 08:40:28 PM  
Huh.

Alright. Point taken...

Thank you,  subby. I shall adhere to your advice.
 
2014-03-06 08:40:35 PM  

miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?


pull your name out of your ass?
i dunno
 
2014-03-06 08:40:43 PM  
Damn
 
2014-03-06 08:40:47 PM  
Well, there goes my plans for Friday morning.....
 
2014-03-06 08:41:24 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-03-06 08:42:21 PM  
I'm not a registered sex offender so I'm ok.
 
2014-03-06 08:43:12 PM  

talkertopc: I'm not a registered sex offender so I'm ok.


Probably because you work all night and sleep all day
 
2014-03-06 08:44:37 PM  
Go big or go home, I always say.
 
2014-03-06 08:45:40 PM  
For his sake, I was really hoping large amounts of alcohol were involved, but then again, I've been completely drunk off my ass numerous times before and the thought never occurred to me to do any of those sort of things.  Epic fail all around right there.
 
2014-03-06 08:46:18 PM  
If you're going to jail.. May as well get one more jolly off amirite?

/bastard needs to never be let out of jail.
 
2014-03-06 08:49:11 PM  
He brought his 'A' game, I have to give him that much.

Also, subby, you're silly: boys have sex with girls, so this was probably a misunderstanding.
 
2014-03-06 08:50:54 PM  

miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?


I don't know about anyone else, but I have a QR code of my OpenID tattooed on my dick.
 
2014-03-06 08:51:40 PM  
I call that Tuesday morning.
 
2014-03-06 08:55:15 PM  
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
 
2014-03-06 08:55:39 PM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2014-03-06 08:56:04 PM  
What, I thought this was America?
 
2014-03-06 08:56:56 PM  

NoahFenze: If you're going to jail.. May as well get one more jolly off amirite?

/bastard needs to never be let out of jail.


What he did was fairly harmless.

/USA, so go throw some more people in jail.
 
2014-03-06 08:57:53 PM  

Summoner101: talkertopc: I'm not a registered sex offender so I'm ok.

Probably because you work all night and sleep all day


Does he cut down trees, eats his lunch, and goes to the lava-try?.
 
2014-03-06 08:58:31 PM  
Yeah, maybe
 
2014-03-06 08:58:59 PM  

miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?


Back pocket, duh.
 
2014-03-06 09:05:39 PM  
Geraldo Rivera has really let himself go.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-06 09:07:43 PM  

CygnusDarius: Summoner101: talkertopc: I'm not a registered sex offender so I'm ok.

Probably because you work all night and sleep all day

Does he cut down trees, eats his lunch, and goes to the lava-try?.


He was naked, so clearly NOT wearing women's clothing.
 
2014-03-06 09:10:19 PM  
farking nanny state.
 
2014-03-06 09:11:08 PM  

miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?


He could probably just point at the nearest telephone pole where his police flyer no doubt appears
 
2014-03-06 09:16:35 PM  
Someone clearly likes prison sex.
 
2014-03-06 09:45:22 PM  
Meh. Nudity should be legal. There's real crime out there.

Mastubating in front of a boy? If that's true, it's disturbing but the cop has pepper spray, right? Works on more than eyes.

If everyone listened to me: problem solved, new youtube video made, no taxpayer money wasted on courts.
 
2014-03-06 10:08:13 PM  
talkertopc: I'm not a registered sex offender so I'm ok.

Fixed the italics for you.  :)
 
2014-03-06 10:09:22 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2014-03-06 10:11:01 PM  

GameSprocket: Where is a naked man supposed to carry his ID? Think, people!


Tatooed on his nutsack?
 
2014-03-06 10:12:37 PM  

Shadowtag: Someone clearly likes prison sex.


Stop checking my browser history.
 
2014-03-06 10:14:07 PM  

VladTheEmailer: miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?

I don't know about anyone else, but I have a QR code of my OpenID tattooed on my dick.


Mine says Eat At Shorty's Dinner In Chatanooga Tennesee
 
2014-03-06 10:16:45 PM  
This is why ugly people are a nuisance.  So one wants to touch them and they become frustrated and end up doing perverse things.  I am not saying they should round them up into camps or nothing, but if someone did, they'd all have a higher probability of finding someone equally attractive who would touch their junk.  Shoot, people would probably walk by the camps and get all jelly at the love fest going on in there.
 
2014-03-06 10:19:55 PM  

trappedspirit: This is why ugly people are a nuisance.  So one wants to touch them and they become frustrated and end up doing perverse things.  I am not saying they should round them up into camps or nothing, but if someone did, they'd all have a higher probability of finding someone equally attractive who would touch their junk.  Shoot, people would probably walk by the camps and get all jelly at the love fest going on in there.


So you are advocating Ugly on Ugly sex? What about all the baby Uglies?
 
2014-03-06 10:19:55 PM  
Now  THIS is a pedophile!

The 20-year-old guy who bangs a hot 15-year-old is NOT a pedophile.
The 50-year-old guy who runs away with the 19-year-old college girl is not a pedophile.
The dude who spanks it in front of a little boy? THAT is a pedophile.
 
2014-03-06 10:25:04 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Now  THIS is a pedophile!

The 20-year-old guy who bangs a hot 15-year-old is NOT a pedophile.
The 50-year-old guy who runs away with the 19-year-old college girl is not a pedophile.
The dude who spanks it in front of a little boy? THAT is a pedophile.


This is howw they turn out

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 10:32:55 PM  

Crudbucket: miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?

Distinctive birthmark?



i111.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 10:38:39 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: trappedspirit: This is why ugly people are a nuisance.  So one wants to touch them and they become frustrated and end up doing perverse things.  I am not saying they should round them up into camps or nothing, but if someone did, they'd all have a higher probability of finding someone equally attractive who would touch their junk.  Shoot, people would probably walk by the camps and get all jelly at the love fest going on in there.

So you are advocating Ugly on Ugly sex? What about all the baby Uglies?


The barbed wire usually trips them up
 
2014-03-06 10:41:14 PM  
At least there was not a dead dog involved
 
2014-03-06 10:41:28 PM  
Hey, it's a free country !! 🇺🇸 I'll do what I want!
 
2014-03-06 10:41:57 PM  

trappedspirit: BluVeinThrobber: trappedspirit: This is why ugly people are a nuisance.  So one wants to touch them and they become frustrated and end up doing perverse things.  I am not saying they should round them up into camps or nothing, but if someone did, they'd all have a higher probability of finding someone equally attractive who would touch their junk.  Shoot, people would probably walk by the camps and get all jelly at the love fest going on in there.

So you are advocating Ugly on Ugly sex? What about all the baby Uglies?

The barbed wire usually trips them up


We'll likely be overrun
 
2014-03-06 10:45:34 PM  
Sounds like a perverted cop to want to wait outside for this...

Just sayin'
 
2014-03-06 10:55:28 PM  
If you're a registered sex offender batshiat insane, maybe you shouldn't grab your mail while naked. Also, maybe you shouldn't refuse to give cops ID. Lastly, if there's a cop sitting outside waiting, maybe you shouldn't then go out and masturbate in front of a boy should be in an asylum.
 
2014-03-06 10:55:32 PM  
I can't blame him. If the lube dries during masturbation, the chafing can be just awful. So just keep on tuggin!

/or so a friend tells me
 
2014-03-06 11:08:50 PM  

VladTheEmailer: miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?

I don't know about anyone else, but I have a QR code of my OpenID tattooed on my dick.


WENDY
 
2014-03-06 11:44:43 PM  
stuffpoint.com
 
2014-03-07 12:15:04 AM  

miss diminutive: How would you provide ID if you're naked?


It's the law!
If you have to hang it on a rope in a zip lock baggie, then you have it before you EVER leave the house naked.
Got It?
 
2014-03-07 12:37:58 AM  
Let me guess, it's some nasty looking, old guy and not someone who looks like this:


img.fark.net
 
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