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(TMZ)   So it turns out the kid might be his son   (tmz.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Michael Jackson, Billie Jean, gospel musics, breaking newses, TMZ Live, Alki David  
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2014-03-06 05:36:38 PM  
He has to be a clone because Micheal only buggered little boys.

/Unless little boys can get pregnant.
 
2014-03-06 05:44:58 PM  
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2014-03-06 05:49:17 PM  

AbiNormal: He has to be a clone because Micheal only buggered little boys.

/Unless little boys can get pregnant.


Step 1: Impregnate woman
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
 
2014-03-06 05:58:14 PM  

AbiNormal: He has to be a clone because Micheal only buggered little boys.

/Unless little boys can get pregnant.


i219.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 05:59:02 PM  
HE-hee
 
2014-03-06 06:01:23 PM  
I thought trayvon>obama. I was worried my phone might explode.
 
2014-03-06 06:08:40 PM  
I'm totes sure the Jackson family will not fight against that 0.1% chance of false positive
 
2014-03-06 06:11:27 PM  
He  does look a lot like  Michael.

A post-op Michael.
 
2014-03-06 06:13:06 PM  
That's odd, he doesn't look like a chair.
 
2014-03-06 06:17:27 PM  
How long before the articles with people coming forward about how much plastic surgery he's had and how much he has purposely changed his voice and mannerisms?
 
2014-03-06 06:18:25 PM  
photo proof of trying to destroy the evidence
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-06 06:23:53 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised.  Mega-rich, super popular pop star....Imagine all the tail he got.  Like they said of his former dead father-in-law, "he got more ass than a toilet seat"....
 
2014-03-06 06:26:27 PM  
If that's not Michael's son, he's still got a future as a spot-on Michael impersonator. Jeebus.
 
2014-03-06 06:27:35 PM  
Good to see that creepy Corey Feldman was able to creep his way into this creep fest. I'm surprised he wasn't the source of the DNA.
 
2014-03-06 06:30:10 PM  
So what. I also look a lot like Michael Jackson.

/50 yo white guy
 
2014-03-06 06:30:31 PM  
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I must say my respect for Michael Jackson just increased.
 
2014-03-06 06:37:17 PM  
Blanket is not going to like this.
 
2014-03-06 06:46:19 PM  
One story re: Billie Jean - it was about a woman who said that MJ was the father of one of her twins.

/don't think that story's obscure, but of course nothing . . .
 
2014-03-06 07:01:34 PM  

wxboy: Blanket is not going to like this.


It pains me that your sentence is grammatically correct.
 
2014-03-06 07:07:55 PM  
That's ignorant. He's ignorant.
 
2014-03-06 07:17:21 PM  
It's his kid, alright...a line from the vid - "I've been taken care of very well" or some such thing. His mom was paid off a long, long time ago. He's not going after anything; TMZ and associated are just giving the media consuming masses another facial.
 
2014-03-06 07:26:50 PM  
So...one of the greatest songs ever was about a deadbeat dad denying reality. Sounds about right.

Maybe she was a HO!


/woo
//eee hee heeee
 
2014-03-06 07:31:10 PM  
i113.photobucket.com
Gerald Howard with his mother Miki

www.mjfrance.com
Michael Jackson, before they started carving on him


faac.us
Augie Johnson, in front

Augie and Miki say that Augie is the daddy Link

The only thing that this boy has in common with Michael Jackson is that they are both nuttier than a Japanese fruitcake
 
2014-03-06 07:58:36 PM  

varmitydog: Michael Jackson, before they started carving on him


What makes a handsome man get plastic surgery?
 
2014-03-06 08:04:54 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: One story re: Billie Jean - it was about a woman who said that MJ was the father of one of her twins.

/don't think that story's obscure, but of course nothing . . .


Do you think this is reddit? People here actually know things.
 
2014-03-06 09:04:20 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-03-06 09:06:07 PM  
Is he promoting his new show on CNN?
 
2014-03-06 09:51:10 PM  
If TMZ reports on it, it's automatically false. TMZ needs to report that I can't fly.
 
2014-03-06 11:20:28 PM  
"Alright, that's enough."
www.okayafrica.com
 
2014-03-07 12:23:54 AM  

Shadowtag: If TMZ reports on it, it's automatically false. TMZ needs to report that I can't fly.


Didn't they break MJ's death?
 
2014-03-07 12:39:20 AM  

Nem Wan: varmitydog: Michael Jackson, before they started carving on him

What makes a handsome man get plastic surgery?


Realizing that he resembles his abusive father might do it.
 
2014-03-07 02:17:38 AM  

canned scapegoat: Nem Wan: varmitydog: Michael Jackson, before they started carving on him

What makes a handsome man get plastic surgery?

Realizing that he resembles his abusive father might do it.


This makes more sense than anything else i've heard. I would have dyed my hair years ago if i hadn't had it drilled into my head it was my only 'pretty' feature. I still have to tell myself that "fat chicks look ugly with short hair" was just something my dad said to keep me from cutting it the way i wanted it.
 
2014-03-07 04:56:05 AM  
Kevin?
 
2014-03-07 08:16:28 AM  

AbiNormal: He has to be a clone because Micheal only buggered little boys.

/Unless little boys can get pregnant.


Yeah...about that....it's been a few years since the guy died and lost the ability to defend himself in court.   Lawsuits against his estate would seem to be pretty much a slam dunk.   I am trying to keep track of the hundreds of claims against his estate by the multitude of victims, but am having a hard time getting to the number 'One'.

There seems to be no shortage of folks suing the Catholic Church for priests living and dead buggering little boys, but nothing for Jackson.

Maybe you can explain that.
 
2014-03-07 09:53:14 AM  

Atomic Spunk: That's odd, he doesn't look like a chair.


You sir, owe me a keyboard!  No idea where I parked this morning, yet I remember that.
 
2014-03-07 12:20:39 PM  
Update:   The truth is out there and it is HILARIOUS.  Turns out that a casual GIS revealed that the logo from the supposed DNA Lab (imaginatively named "DNA Lab" was cut and pasted right off the net.  Part of it was from Terminator Salvation!

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/07/michael-jackson-son-brandon-howard-dna -t est-results-terminator-salvation/
 
2014-03-07 01:25:41 PM  

missmez: Update:   The truth is out there and it is HILARIOUS.  Turns out that a casual GIS revealed that the logo from the supposed DNA Lab (imaginatively named "DNA Lab" was cut and pasted right off the net.  Part of it was from Terminator Salvation!

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/07/michael-jackson-son-brandon-howard-dna -t est-results-terminator-salvation/


That's highlarious.   So no free money for him, eh?
 
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