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(Gawker)   Officer, I did not hit my mom over the head with a vibrator. Clearly, she hit herself over the head with a vibrator to make it look like I hit her over the head with a vibrator. Granted, it's on the floor of my truck now, but let me explain   (gawker.com) divider line 4
    More: Strange, police officers, Cara Claffy, mom  
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2014-03-06 07:30:28 PM
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Stop using sex as a weapon. Stop using sex.

/Sex as a weapon
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2014-03-06 06:58:26 PM
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Vibrator assault trifecta....come on baby!!
2014-03-06 06:57:29 PM
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Officers also stopped a truck driven by Mark Sanchez, who told them he was waiting to pick Claffy up. They recovered an electric vibrator from the passenger side floor, and Claffy's mom identified it as the same one she was beaten over the head with.

So Sanchez was intercepted again? What a surprise.
2014-03-06 06:46:56 PM
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PC LOAD LETTER: Does that count as "using a vibrator on your mom"?


We always use the indefinite article "a vibrator on your mom" and never "your vibrator on your mom."
 
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