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(Gawker)   Officer, I did not hit my mom over the head with a vibrator. Clearly, she hit herself over the head with a vibrator to make it look like I hit her over the head with a vibrator. Granted, it's on the floor of my truck now, but let me explain   ( divider line
    More: Strange, police officers, Cara Claffy, mom  
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