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(Gawker)   Officer, I did not hit my mom over the head with a vibrator. Clearly, she hit herself over the head with a vibrator to make it look like I hit her over the head with a vibrator. Granted, it's on the floor of my truck now, but let me explain   (gawker.com) divider line 15
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2014-03-06 06:45:19 PM
Does that count as "using a vibrator on your mom"?
 
2014-03-06 06:46:56 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Does that count as "using a vibrator on your mom"?


We always use the indefinite article "a vibrator on your mom" and never "your vibrator on your mom."
 
2014-03-06 06:48:51 PM
buzzkill
 
2014-03-06 06:56:38 PM
They recovered an electric vibrator from the passenger side floor

Those are much better than the gas-powered ones.
 
2014-03-06 06:57:29 PM
Officers also stopped a truck driven by Mark Sanchez, who told them he was waiting to pick Claffy up. They recovered an electric vibrator from the passenger side floor, and Claffy's mom identified it as the same one she was beaten over the head with.

So Sanchez was intercepted again? What a surprise.
 
2014-03-06 06:57:53 PM

fusillade762: They recovered an electric vibrator from the passenger side floor

Those are much better than the gas-powered ones.


Maybe for the environment but in terms of torque.
 
2014-03-06 06:58:26 PM
Vibrator assault trifecta....come on baby!!
 
2014-03-06 07:02:23 PM
Sometimes just have to go on vibes...
 
2014-03-06 07:02:28 PM
 
2014-03-06 07:03:26 PM
"she did it herself" it a lousy excuse.  she should have told the cops she was trying to find the g-spot.
 
2014-03-06 07:05:54 PM
So the question remains... Whose vibrator was it?
 
2014-03-06 07:06:21 PM
This is the most savage display of sex toy-based violence seen since Scene 2 of Jail Sluts 6: Assault with Battery
 
2014-03-06 07:06:35 PM

fusillade762: They recovered an electric vibrator from the passenger side floor

Those are much better than the gas-powered ones.


My grandmother had a wood powered one.
 
2014-03-06 07:10:06 PM
Deja vu. Saw this exact story from TSG yesterday on Fark.
 
2014-03-06 07:30:28 PM
Stop using sex as a weapon. Stop using sex.

/Sex as a weapon
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