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2014-03-06 05:17:04 PM
But I don't want to drink the milk first.
 
2014-03-06 05:22:50 PM
I'm doing this the next time I make chocolate chip cookies
 
2014-03-06 05:26:29 PM
Baked chocolate milk tumblers?
Plaid light bulbs?
Alpaca lamp shades?

It's a maaaaaad pad!

Dig that craaaaaazy pad!
 
2014-03-06 06:12:39 PM
Willy Wonka did it first.
 
2014-03-06 06:13:31 PM
I'm trying to figure out how I'd explain this to the lady that does my dry cleaning.

"You see, there was a cup of milk in a cookie, and.... I don't know. Just clean the stupid shirt, please."
 
2014-03-06 06:19:01 PM
Would not baked cookie dough be... a cookie?
 
2014-03-06 06:19:35 PM
No.  The milk to cookie ratio is way off, and you need cold milk left after the cookie.

/what kind of cookie can hold milk for an extended period?
 
2014-03-06 06:22:18 PM
Instead of milk, fill 'em with melted chocolate. Or caramel. Or nougat...whatever the hell that is.
 
2014-03-06 06:26:10 PM

CruJones: No.  The milk to cookie ratio is way off, and you need cold milk left after the cookie.

/what kind of cookie can hold milk for an extended period?


Coat the inside with edible paraffin.
 
2014-03-06 06:27:53 PM

krelborne: But I don't want to drink the milk first.


Exactly. I can't have any cookie until I drink some milk? Fark that.
 
2014-03-06 06:34:58 PM
No no no no. You guys aren't thinking outside the cookie.

The goal is to stuff the whole thing in your mouth at once. It looks like it is the size of a shot glass. So each one of those is a perfect proportion of milk to cookie. I'm down for it. I just need to find the baking pan that allows you to do it.
 
2014-03-06 06:37:49 PM
Great.
Now I want Oreos and cold milk.


*sigh*


/1stWorldProblems
 
2014-03-06 06:38:15 PM
I hear Cronuts suck it dry.
 
2014-03-06 06:38:38 PM
Instead of milk, why not fill them with ice cream? That seems like the ratio of delicious dairy product vs. scrumptious cookie delivery system would equate better.

Someone should bring me a chocolate chip cookie cone filled with vanilla ice cream.

/with caramel sauce. please.
 
2014-03-06 06:42:17 PM

ndeans: No no no no. You guys aren't thinking outside the cookie.

The goal is to stuff the whole thing in your mouth at once. It looks like it is the size of a shot glass. So each one of those is a perfect proportion of milk to cookie. I'm down for it. I just need to find the baking pan that allows you to do it.


Ahhh, that makes perfect sense.
 
2014-03-06 06:44:55 PM

TinyFist: Instead of milk, why not fill them with ice cream? That seems like the ratio of delicious dairy product vs. scrumptious cookie delivery system would equate better.


I hereby nominate TinyFist for Emperor of Fark.
 
2014-03-06 06:45:46 PM

TinyFist: Instead of milk, why not fill them with ice cream? That seems like the ratio of delicious dairy product vs. scrumptious cookie delivery system would equate better.

Someone should bring me a chocolate chip cookie cone filled with vanilla ice cream.

/with caramel sauce. please.


My heart is stopping with emotion.
 
2014-03-06 06:56:16 PM

NobleHam: krelborne: But I don't want to drink the milk first.

Exactly. I can't have any cookie until I drink some milk? Fark that.


You haven't even finished your vegetables. Not point in talking about dessert if you haven't eaten your vegetables.
 
2014-03-06 07:01:28 PM
Well, if I wasn't fat before, I will be.
 
2014-03-06 07:03:36 PM

hogans: TinyFist: Instead of milk, why not fill them with ice cream? That seems like the ratio of delicious dairy product vs. scrumptious cookie delivery system would equate better.

I hereby nominate TinyFist for Emperor of Fark.


While I appreciate that, I still don't have a chocolate chip cone filled with vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce on top.

My loyal servants are worthless.

Get it together, people.
 
2014-03-06 07:49:40 PM

Infobahn: NobleHam: krelborne: But I don't want to drink the milk first.

Exactly. I can't have any cookie until I drink some milk? Fark that.

You haven't even finished your vegetables. Not point in talking about dessert if you haven't eaten your vegetables.


And don't even get us started about the possibility of pudding when there's still all that meat on your plate.
 
2014-03-06 07:50:17 PM
so this is a silicone shot glass mold
ecx.images-amazon.com

Ideally one uses these to make shot glasses made of ice. I have a set.. what usually happens is that the booze lowers the melting point of the ice and and ice shot glass starts to disolve rapidly negating the intended function of the ice shot glass.

silcone molds like this however are good for temps as well as low temps.. you can actually bake in these things. so there is nothing stopping you from stuffing a mold like this  with cookie dough and having at.

THOUGH...the end cokkie, being a cookie, and being delicate, might not survivie the extraction process.. so, they are actually best BEST used as a candy mold.
 
2014-03-06 08:31:10 PM

Cerebral Knievel: so this is a silicone shot glass mold
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Ideally one uses these to make shot glasses made of ice. I have a set.. what usually happens is that the booze lowers the melting point of the ice and and ice shot glass starts to disolve rapidly negating the intended function of the ice shot glass.

silcone molds like this however are good for temps as well as low temps.. you can actually bake in these things. so there is nothing stopping you from stuffing a mold like this  with cookie dough and having at.

THOUGH...the end cokkie, being a cookie, and being delicate, might not survivie the extraction process.. so, they are actually best BEST used as a candy mold.


So does that mean I can use my Death Star bourbon ball ice maker to make Death Cookies?
 
2014-03-06 08:37:04 PM
my method would be to drink half, eat the top, then pop the rest.
 
2014-03-06 08:51:33 PM

CruJones: Cerebral Knievel: so this is a silicone shot glass mold
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Ideally one uses these to make shot glasses made of ice. I have a set.. what usually happens is that the booze lowers the melting point of the ice and and ice shot glass starts to disolve rapidly negating the intended function of the ice shot glass.

silcone molds like this however are good for temps as well as low temps.. you can actually bake in these things. so there is nothing stopping you from stuffing a mold like this  with cookie dough and having at.

THOUGH...the end cokkie, being a cookie, and being delicate, might not survivie the extraction process.. so, they are actually best BEST used as a candy mold.

So does that mean I can use my Death Star bourbon ball ice maker to make Death Cookies?


sure... I use my Han Solo frozen in carbonite Ice tray to make Han Solo Frozen in milk chocolate with a creamy peanut butter center
 
2014-03-06 09:55:40 PM

Infobahn: NobleHam: krelborne: But I don't want to drink the milk first.

Exactly. I can't have any cookie until I drink some milk? Fark that.

You haven't even finished your vegetables. Not point in talking about dessert if you haven't eaten your vegetables.


"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any cookies! How can you have any cookies if you don't eat yer meat?!"
 
2014-03-06 10:06:13 PM
Goddamn it. I thought Fark was supposed to repost shiat from Reddit, not the old maids on my Facebook feed. What I really want to know is WHAT GAME OF THRONES CHARACTER AM
I
 
2014-03-06 10:26:19 PM
What if one were to coat the inside of the cookie cup with tempered chocolate to create a seal against the milk?

/Really, though, "cover it in chocolate" is my answer to (almost) everything.
 
2014-03-07 08:57:46 AM

NobleHam: krelborne: But I don't want to drink the milk first.

Exactly. I can't have any cookie until I drink some milk? Fark that.


You eat it like an icecream cone. Drink some milk and then nibble the cookie down to milk level. When you get to the end, shove the whole thing in your mouth.
 
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